I'm a drifter
I drifted into catalogue modelling, then drifted into compliance when I reached the point of being slightly too old but too young to be s silver fox.

May well go back and do an MA in contemporary literature. I'd focus on Bret Easton Ellis, Don De Lillo and Thomas Pynchon. I love American fiction.

Either that it hold on a few years until I can go back to the catalogue modelling as a silver fox.

But after all that, I'm no Kroney.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 12:32, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Huh?

( Kroney, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 12:33, Reply)

you're the sexiest man on Off Topic, right?
Arse and legs etc etc.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 12:35, Reply)

I make no such claim.
I just have good legs, that's all. I'd be a good Tudor.
( Kroney, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 12:36, Reply)

By the way, you ARE a cabbage.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 8 Oct 2012, 12:37, Reply)

I AM NOT A BRASSICA OF ANY DESCRIPTION
More a "leg"ume.

lol
( Kroney, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 12:38, Reply)

omfg lti.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 8 Oct 2012, 12:42, Reply)

That may be the Jeffiest post I ever write.

( Kroney, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 12:45, Reply)

please don't try to beat it.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 8 Oct 2012, 12:54, Reply)

That would be pretty 'bad', i mean these things aren't 'black or white'
but sometimes you have to look at 'the man in the mirror' and understand that it's as easy as 'ABC'
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:05, Reply)

Ben
der
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:08, Reply)

That's bad, even for you.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:11, Reply)

When you're rude to me you 'make me wanna scream'

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:12, Reply)

Why won't you just die? :(

( Kroney, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:13, Reply)

This sub thread is a real Thriller!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:18, Reply)

Go hang over a balcony

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:20, Reply)

That's definitely NOT the way you make me feel

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:14, Reply)

pic or gtfo

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 12:38, Reply)

Sexy men on the net?
This OT is turning a bit shirty, I think it's time for a new thread. However, it's lunch time, so I don't think that'll happen. Anyway, what's for lunch?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 8 Oct 2012, 12:37, Reply)

He's just a bit sniffy because
everybody sees his "women stop me on the street and tell me how good-looking I am" schtick and immediately thinks "insecure closet homosexual".
( Kroney, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 12:41, Reply)

I cry myself to sleep at night
:'(
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 12:43, Reply)

QOTW is great for stuff like this.
did you bang shitloads of models?
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 12:38, Reply)

In the Honda, obviously.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 8 Oct 2012, 12:45, Reply)