well if we're posting links, this rocks
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrPajlIsKd0

not sure whether to cry or laugh!

who is cool? jimmy savile.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:55, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

that's lovely, I saw something similar with lab Beagles who had nver been outside, they were scared of the grass

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:58, Reply)

Read that as 'Ian Beale'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:59, Reply)

i once googled why they use beagles for experiments
the answer upset me hugely
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 11:02, Reply)

Is it because they are really stupid?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 11:04, Reply)

sort of, yes
it's because they love people and are really gentle and friendly, without an ounce of violence.

i can think of many, many people i would rather test drugs and cosmetics on than a helpless beagle.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 11:06, Reply)

That breaks my heart.
I was in Taipei airport and there were a load of old Chinese people who were having problems with the escalator having never seen one before.

It was endearing and then swiftly irritating.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 11:17, Reply)

so you're saying we should test drugs on old people?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 11:20, Reply)

Hiya!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 11:21, Reply)

i am laughing

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 11:22, Reply)

Absolutely.
Drugs, prophylactics you know. Whatever.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 11:21, Reply)

Monty has been waiting for this opportunity

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 11:21, Reply)

unfortunately he JUST beat you to it

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 11:22, Reply)

I knew he'd be keen.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 11:23, Reply)

aren't beagles hunting dogs though?

(quintsy, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 11:17, Reply)

It's probably more fun if they look up at you with trust and love in their eyes
before you drip shampoo into them.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 11:18, Reply)

cruelty to animals drives me mad, i can't bear those rspca programmes
but i would quite happily pay to drip acidic shampoo in davina mccall's eyes, for example.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 11:20, Reply)

Monty sold her some smack once.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 11:22, Reply)

she's just so intolerably smug
she's like the lovechild of tony blair and psychochomp.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 11:23, Reply)

I would though.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 11:25, Reply)

i hear it's quicker to ask what you wouldn't do

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 11:27, Reply)

There's no-one that he wouldnae do.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 11:45, Reply)

Never google PETA Chinese fur....
horrific :(
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 11:04, Reply)

Fuck, not nice.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 9 Oct 2012, 11:39, Reply)

Because they actually wanted to use military trumpets but Gonz typed the purchase order?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 11:05, Reply)

nah, he was trying to raise the spirits of deceased members of the "fab four"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 11:06, Reply)

Hahah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 11:07, Reply)

he befriended a friend of mine on fb when she was looking for somewhere to rent and he had a spare room
i was telling her about the "oboejeans" at the weekend. she regrets never moving down here now.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 11:07, Reply)

Because they actually wanted to use a popular Jewish bread snack but Gonz typed the purchase order?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 11:07, Reply)

because they didn't like his withered hand, but gonz typed the programming schedule?
two can play at this game, monty-monty
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 11:11, Reply)

I was hoping for a deluge of different ones

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 11:12, Reply)

it's perhaps more of a cystitis trickle than a deluge
but keep it up
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 11:21, Reply)

Eww.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 11:21, Reply)

i guess cystitis and keeping it up are mutually exclusive

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 11:27, Reply)

Because they were hoping to use a popular girl group from the 80s, but Gonz typed the letter of request?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 11:15, Reply)