when i was a letting agent
the workmen used to do this all the time. the joiners would happily use the toilet, knowing that the plumbers would come in afterwards and have to plumb it in. rank.

although now i come to think about the logistics of their tales, wouldn't the piss just spill out of the empty pipes? hmmm.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 15:32, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Yes it does
Straight out of the back
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 15:33, Reply)

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 15:36, Reply)

dear god man
get rid get rid get rid
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 15:37, Reply)

Haha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 15:39, Reply)

it looks like you at the last bash!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 15:40, Reply)

only taller

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 15:40, Reply)

i was sitting down
so it's hard to tell
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 15:41, Reply)

Difficult to stand for that long when you're that fat I guess.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 15:44, Reply)

i know but my new reinforced wheelchair of steel hasn't arrived yet

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 15:46, Reply)

When it does our bullets cannot harm you

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 15:59, Reply)

sticks and stones may break my bones
but bullets will fuck me right up
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 16:00, Reply)

too obscure
batfink, it was.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 16:04, Reply)

It sure was.
A great show.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 16:17, Reply)

You should have seen me later on after I'd been with the lesbians.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 15:41, Reply)

there is a picture of jimmy savile in his gold pants, smoking a cigar
i imagine it looked a LOT like that
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 15:42, Reply)

If you put the picture down and walked 25 feet away from it before looking at it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 15:52, Reply)

perspective jokes aside
that is still the only way to look at it. wish i'd done that the first time.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 15:55, Reply)

Something something banjolele something

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 15:56, Reply)

Beatles worst b side ever

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 15:57, Reply)