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( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 14:29, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

i am trying to stir something
will you just jump in the pot please?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 14:30, Reply)

It's OK
we'll just sell water to England. Seeing as how it a few years you won't have any.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 14:31, Reply)

au contraire
half the country will be underneath it if the weather stays like this
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 14:32, Reply)

no it won't.
You'll still be in drought next year, and the year after, and after that, until people understand that the population density of the south-east of England is unsustainable.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 14:37, Reply)

those of us who live here do understand that
you only have to get on a tube/walk down the street/look out of your window to see that.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 14:38, Reply)

yes. but you're doing cock all about it.

Edit - to clarify, I don't particularly mean you personally.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 14:39, Reply)

i only flush for brownsies now

(quintsy, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 14:42, Reply)

i did my best to run over 2 gay men and their buggy on sunday morning
that would have helped, but the bastards dodged me
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 14:44, Reply)

I'm sorry swipey, you're far too beakering to have a view on this stuff.
it doesn't involve London, shoes, bags or people shitting on you.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 14:33, Reply)

since when has being too anything stopped anyone from having a view on anything?
that is not how ill-formed internet opinions work.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 14:35, Reply)

okay, if scotland fucks off there will be less shoes for you.
does that help?
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 14:37, Reply)

it depends
does that include boots? it's winter now, you know.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 14:37, Reply)

no heels, no flats, no knee highs, no pumps, no kitten heels, no strapy ones.
umm, that's quite strange tbh.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 14:39, Reply)

you know a lot about shoes
for a straight man. what did quentin do to you?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 14:42, Reply)

the thing is..... I could have gone on :(

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 14:44, Reply)

well, i was enjoying it
don't let society make you feel bad
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 14:45, Reply)

;)
@_@
(quintsy, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 14:45, Reply)

he sounds like a bit of a strapist

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 14:49, Reply)

Go to a different chemist.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 14:39, Reply)

i get this!

(quintsy, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 14:40, Reply)

you mean you went to boots because you got it

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 14:42, Reply)

i got it off jeff, he got it off a schnauser

(quintsy, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 14:49, Reply)

I read the Mail.
Voice of sanity.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 14:32, Reply)