I've never seen her 12 year old daughter or even been to Nepal.
No cunt is having a whip round for me though.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 15:34, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

shut up, you is well a sex tourist

(quintsy, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 15:34, Reply)

It's research for a book I'm writing.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 15:35, Reply)

that was literally the shittest excuse i've ever heard
how come they still elt that guy from the Who on the news?
(quintsy, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 15:36, Reply)

I can't explain.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 15:37, Reply)

This generation
*tsk*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 15:37, Reply)

They have been fooled again

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 15:37, Reply)

Why did you look at that stuff?
'Can't Explain'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 15:37, Reply)

Since I was a young boy
I played with Jimmeh's balls
From NOW THEN to my badges
I must have licked them all
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 15:42, Reply)

But I ain't seen nothing like them.
'till John Peel went and called.
That dead-bouncer DJ
Sure plays with small-kids balls.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 15:46, Reply)

Excellent

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 15:54, Reply)

textbook.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 15:55, Reply)

He sneaks into the kids wards,
Becomes part of the machine
Touching all the children
Always staying clean
He hides in institutions,
The fingers touching all
That weird tracksuited pervert
Sure plays a mean paed ball
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 15:48, Reply)

paed ball Wizard!
Love it
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 15:53, Reply)

He's a paed ball wizard they have to be small kids.
A peado wizard got such a limp left wrist.

Why do you think he does it? (I don't know)
What makes him so cruel?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 15:56, Reply)

I'll bet Nakers forgot to tell the cleaner that her 12 year old is actually now 15.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 15:35, Reply)

I'll bet Nakers couldn't work that out.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 15:36, Reply)

+ Your Honour

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 15:37, Reply)

i'll bet she was 9 and is now 15

(quintsy, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 15:37, Reply)

shit i mean 12

(quintsy, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 15:37, Reply)

+ Your Honour

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 15:38, Reply)

15? "teacher legal" as they say in Sussex.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 15:38, Reply)

"near enough"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 15:42, Reply)

"there's grass on the pitch, play can go ahead"

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 15:43, Reply)

"I think it's all over"
MNYANNNNNNNNNG!

It is now
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 15:45, Reply)

is that your cum face sporters?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 16:02, Reply)

That was the joke, yes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 16:06, Reply)

"If there's grass on the wicket, they're ready to play cricket"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 15:59, Reply)

Oh you pissbucket

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 15 Oct 2012, 16:00, Reply)

If there's grass on the wicket, let's play cricket.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 15 Oct 2012, 16:00, Reply)

I wanted it to be a more inclusive paedogame.
even if the cricket one sounds better.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 16:01, Reply)

MWHAHAHAHAHA
slower than nakers!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 16:02, Reply)

My only recourse is to DMAAKM

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 15 Oct 2012, 16:02, Reply)

Not if I get to you first

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 16:03, Reply)

Ooh chase me

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 15 Oct 2012, 16:03, Reply)

Which one of you is playing the role of Norvell?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 16:04, Reply)

eh?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 16:05, Reply)

edited now.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 16:06, Reply)

still no idea

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 16:08, Reply)

Duncan Norvelle is a comedian in the variety tradition who appeared on television from the early 1980s. He is probably most famous for his catch phrases "Chase Me!", leading to him often being referred to as Duncan "Chase me" Norvelle. /Wikipedia

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 16:09, Reply)

There is a great* clip of him on Bullseye.
*Your definition of great may differ to that of the poster.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 16:11, Reply)

Is your definition:
Anything produced by LWT in the 1980s?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 16:15, Reply)

Pretty much.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 16:16, Reply)

I've actually met him
he was a top bloke, very funny.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 16:15, Reply)

You've met Nakers?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 16:16, Reply)

Clearly not
"he was a top bloke, very funny"
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 16:17, Reply)

You don't know what your missing "Earth Child"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 16:18, Reply)

Stop trying to groom me.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 16:19, Reply)

"If they're old enough to bleed, they're old enough to butcher"

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 16:08, Reply)

What is wrong with you people
Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 16:09, Reply)

They are adults and don't need everything to rhyme?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 16:10, Reply)

That seems perposterous
rhyming is as bright as phospherous
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 16:16, Reply)

Oh Nakers :(
Six minutes to come up with that?
#wtn
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 16:18, Reply)

I went to get choccie treats from some cunt back from holiday
I'll take some home for the mrs or there'll be hell to pay
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 16:19, Reply)

I'm reading two things into this:
1) You are duty bound to give your wife a full account of your day at work.
2) You are too stupid to omit the bit about the chocolates to avoid trouble.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 16:22, Reply)