were you actually 13?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 12:08, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

and more to the point, do you think the sexual abuse you suffered at 13 has tainted your ability to form lasting relationships?

(quintsy, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 12:09, Reply)

pffft
3 years, 1 year, 4 years, 18 months... they are pretty stable. unlike your current donkey, which is bucking you off again.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 12:13, Reply)

it was a perfectly valid question, no need to get personal :(

(quintsy, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 12:15, Reply)

what's the latest with the little donkey anyway?
are you still heading down the dusty road?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 12:17, Reply)

i went round hers, made her dinner, gave her wine, did her in the bathroom and on her bed
she finished twice, i didn't finish once.

i am her gigolo
(quintsy, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 12:19, Reply)

this post makes me sad

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 12:22, Reply)

fine, i'll be your gigolo too
jeez
(quintsy, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 12:25, Reply)

Do you have, finishing issues?
Maybe it's your medication?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 12:26, Reply)

i never went to finishing school

(quintsy, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 12:27, Reply)

This calls for some Louis Prima
Including a bonus song for Kroney:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-a8kLtJSJ4
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 12:23, Reply)

yes
nutshell version: friend and i got tarted up and pissed, told her parents we were going to cinema. instead went to pub to find some boys to snog. they not unreasonably assumed we were 18. my friend was a lot sluttier than i was. but i had to go with them because i was staying at hers. the bloke found out i was 13 when i started crying when he tried to do stuff. then he found the idea of "teaching me" a turn-on. it didn't really go very far, but it was pretty grim in hindsight. and we could hear my friend shagging through the wall the whole time. that was also pretty grim.

the worst thing: when we got home at 3am, her mum banned ME for being a bad influence!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 12:12, Reply)

well she might not have gone through with all that if she'd had a decent friend there to stop her

(quintsy, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 12:16, Reply)

:(

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 12:19, Reply)

you're pretty much totally responsible for your friend being sexually abused
if she's living on the streets right now selling herself for crack money, it's your fault
(quintsy, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 12:20, Reply)

she's married with her own business and 2 kids
and the cutest dog you've ever seen, she's amazing.

the dog, not my friend.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 12:21, Reply)

Pissdog?

( Kroney, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 12:21, Reply)

The niche alternative drinks manufacturer to Brewdog?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 12:26, Reply)

There was a puppy what pissed all over her a while back.

( Kroney, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 12:28, Reply)

I thought it shat on her?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 12:29, Reply)

Nonono
that's her boyfriends. The animals are all about the piss.
( Kroney, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 12:30, Reply)

there was definintely a puppy/car/shitting/service station incident, I'm sure.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 12:31, Reply)

sadly you are both correct
it pissed AND had liquid diarrhoea on me. in a hire car. i had to let it squit all over me because we would have lost the deposit otherwise.

the worst thing was the couple in the car next to us who watched the whole thing and ate their lunch throughout...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 12:48, Reply)

I'll be honest
I'd have died laughing if I was in that other car.
( Kroney, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 12:50, Reply)

and she cries herself to sleep at night because of what you made her do :(

(quintsy, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 12:22, Reply)

good
her mother made me go to church the next morning as a penalty. there is nothing like bells chiming when you are cruelly hungover. it sounds like they are coming from inside and out.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 12:23, Reply)

because ABSOLUTELY the best place to go
if you've been subjected to a 3/4 Saville is a church? Notoriously safe places for youngsters sexually, churches.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 12:28, Reply)

it's ok if you're a girl, dude

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 12:31, Reply)

Catholic, maybe
CofE, I doubt it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 12:32, Reply)

That is scary grim

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 12:16, Reply)

yep
"i'm 13, i'm only 13..."

rank noncery
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 12:18, Reply)

Still at least the other nonce got a shag out of it.
Every cloud etc.
( Kroney, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 12:20, Reply)

has a noncey lining?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 12:21, Reply)

.....has a non-hairy lining

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 12:22, Reply)

Oh, textbook.
*cricket applause*
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 12:29, Reply)

her nonce tried to slip me the tongue as we left
pair of charmers they were.

the worst thing was they told us they were from new zealand (this happened in derbyshire) but turned out to be from IPSWICH. accents slip at the vinegars.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 12:22, Reply)

I'm a bit grimmed out by all this.

( Kroney, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 12:23, Reply)

Me too

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 12:23, Reply)

it was about 20 years ago
he'll be long past getting it up for any other teenagers these days
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 12:23, Reply)

Just like Jimmy

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 12:24, Reply)

Pretty sure 54/55 is still bongle o'clock

( Kroney, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 12:24, Reply)

haha you hope so

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 12:31, Reply)

You'd better hope so, too.
You're closer to it than I am. You prefer older guys. Tick, tock, tick, tock
( Kroney, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 12:35, Reply)

Only a bit, though.
Obviously, if you'd have been 14, that'd've been alright.
( Kroney, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 12:23, Reply)

"a bit" ?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 12:23, Reply)

so, so wrong
and the other guy knew your friend was 13?!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 12:28, Reply)

i don't know
she might not have told him, to be fair.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 12:30, Reply)