I'm having a dirty pizza tonight.
But I always go lolmental when trying to decide and end up taking ages and ages and at least 75% of the time giving up and having a bowl of cerial instead.

So (a) what is the best delivery pizza chain and (b) what is best to get there and (c) what kind of sides/dips/stuff is good?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:08, 174 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Nearly all sides/dips are shit with pizza.
Microwaved chicken strips :((((

I like to have something like the vegetarian mega ultimate and then add pepperoni, cos I'm wakki.l
(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:09, Reply)

Coincidentally, I order a Meat Feast and then customise it by swapping all the meats for vegetables.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:15, Reply)

we're basically the wakki twins.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:17, Reply)

You're like my chuckle bro'

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:25, Reply)

I just sent this to a big load of pizza facebook groups.
Dear Pizza Outlet.

Tonight I desire a pizza and a side, no drink, no desert, maybe some dips. I like variety and a ratio of 1 meat to 3 vegetables. I am a fan of bespoke bases and sauces. I do not like fish on my pizza.

It is with great pleasure that I invite you into an epic competition with your leading competitors in order to ply for my custom tonight. During these economic times I believe you shall appreciate such a thing.

Please list in reply to this why you believe that I should choose you in order to facilitate the absence of hunger, and the winner shall be chosen at 19:00 tonight. There is only one of me, so volume based special offers would not be as advantagous as it would seem.

Thank you and I look forward to hearing your sales pitch.

- Pauly Pops.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:21, Reply)

i hope every single one of them calls you a prick

(quintsy, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:23, Reply)

Pizza doesn't sound right, Peetsa Petesah. Pizza deffo isn't how its spelt.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:23, Reply)

it's italian, they love 'z's

(quintsy, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:25, Reply)

Damn straight, lazy cunts.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:26, Reply)

ha!

(quintsy, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:26, Reply)

BECAUSE THEY ARE LAZY LOL!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:26, Reply)

oh monty :(

(quintsy, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:26, Reply)

I'm such an 'epic fail'*!!!


*'epic fail' is an internet meme!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:30, Reply)

Have you downloaded this weeks US The Office ? 'cus they have a thing on Epic Fail.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:32, Reply)

I have the 'box set' pre-ordered!!!!
I love 'box sets' of 'cult US shows' with hour long episodes. They're great!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:33, Reply)

Why do I get the impression you're fibbing.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:38, Reply)

I for one have absolutely no idea.
I'M DOING A 'SMILEY FACE THAT IS WINKING' THING TO INDICATE THAT I'M BEING A BIT OF A CARD, HERE.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:42, Reply)

Btw anyone who can be arsed to strike this through is a cunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:43, Reply)

i +a

teeheeheehee
(quintsy, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 17:02, Reply)

i was having a conversation last night with a girl who used
'epic fail' three times in one sentence, relating to how she'd made a couple of minor faux pas during an exam.

I think it's her parent's who made the epic fail
(quintsy, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:32, Reply)

Should've punched her in the tits.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:34, Reply)

she barely had any
:(
(quintsy, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:38, Reply)

All the more reason to punch them then.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:41, Reply)

if i see her again i'll thump her right in the nips

(quintsy, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 17:02, Reply)

I wonder how many responses you get.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:32, Reply)

Yup, I hope I get a good one.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:39, Reply)

there's a place near me called Ciro's, does an amazing Calzone
not sure they deliver though
(quintsy, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:17, Reply)

Knightsbridge eh?
The net closes...
(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:25, Reply)

Didn't we already work out that he and swipe are next door neighbours or something?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:26, Reply)

Unlucky

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:28, Reply)

she's always popping over for a cup of sugar and asking for coffee beans
I ain't interested love, leave it aat
(quintsy, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:28, Reply)

You should make it very clear you're gay and then she'll lose interest.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:54, Reply)

you're a cruel man, psychochomp
we all know that cock-hungry men are her kryptonite
(quintsy, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 17:01, Reply)

These are best:
www.firezza.com/
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:20, Reply)

"The postcode you have provided does not fall within our delivery zone."
Too bloody good to deliver to Coventry, eh?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:22, Reply)

I love
'order a pizza from your mobile without saying a word' - for when you are so pissed up you cannot even speak.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:24, Reply)

Never understood why people order a large piece of bread for their dinner
and then, as a side dish, think what would be best would be a nice large piece of bread.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:22, Reply)

I think the reason for this has been amply covered in these pages many times, including by you.
But just to clarify: people are fucking idiots.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:24, Reply)

Ah, that'll be it. Of course!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:25, Reply)

The postcode you have provided does not fall within our delivery zone.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:24, Reply)

Unlucky mon - they are PROPER.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:25, Reply)

I second this
I discovered them over the summer when ensconsed in my mate's flat in Canary Wharf. TOP FUCKING PIZZA

although probably not quite as good as La Favorita up here. But it's splitting hairs level difference.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 17:30, Reply)

What a bunch of fucking retards, you can't see the menu without putting in a post code.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:25, Reply)

Make one up in N5

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:27, Reply)

I made up N5 1TS which worked

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:28, Reply)

Where's the "Chinese flavoured style chicken pieces" ?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:29, Reply)

Haha
The gorgonzola one is fackin lovely.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:29, Reply)

I love me a bit of blue cheese.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:39, Reply)

reminds me of maggy thature's legs.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:39, Reply)

Eww.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:40, Reply)

It may just be me
spending too much time on here, but "dirty pizza" does sound like some disgusting sex fetish act.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:31, Reply)

hahahaha

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:32, Reply)

it comes in a massive greasy box

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 17:19, Reply)

listen, I've just bought the Shiny Toy Guns III deluxe version on itunes
I've been waiting like forever for this and in exactly one week I GET TO SEE THEM IN CONCERT OHMYGOD I'M GONNA DIE
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:32, Reply)

I THINK I AM TOO!!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:33, Reply)

IT'S ALL HAPPENING OHMYGOD GREATEST MONTH OF MY LIFE
other than being sick for 3/4ths of it, of course
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:36, Reply)

That's a darned shame.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:44, Reply)

What mirrors do people use for b3ta thankyou please?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:47, Reply)

I try not to
I don't like seeing myself
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 17:08, Reply)

This all sounds rather 'techie'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 17:09, Reply)

It's ok, it's all sorted, a friend of mine is working in Yemen and it's blocked because of "pornography"

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 17:10, Reply)

oh so you want to turn this place into a hangout for all your friends only eh?
I see
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 17:19, Reply)

i love getting take away pizza
but right now I enjoy how all my clothes are getting too big, even if it means putting another hole in my weapons belt.

BTW - I'm here, so it's nearly hometime for you guys
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 17:08, Reply)

In your fucking what?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 17:10, Reply)

the belt I hang my sword from
it was falling down all weekend
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 17:11, Reply)

hey caves!
*proffers secret LARPer handshake*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 22 Oct 2012, 17:12, Reply)

*proffers secret 'people who say 'proffers' need a fucking slap' handshake*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 17:14, Reply)

I say it just for you monts, :)

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 22 Oct 2012, 17:15, Reply)

That's just a slap isn't it?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 17:16, Reply)

It's a very hard slap.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 17:19, Reply)

I would hope so too.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 17:24, Reply)

-15 respect

(quintsy, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 17:15, Reply)

alright there
I feel like this is a victory, the same weekend you realised larp is fun, Windypig had a bar at an event and had a jolly good time (except for some twat, but you can't have everything)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 17:16, Reply)

Victory for the forces of LARP!

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 22 Oct 2012, 17:18, Reply)

first we take b3ta
THEN THE WORLD
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 17:19, Reply)

yer, but windy pig is happy with a nearly dog so he'd probably be fine with a wooden stick sword with the hilt tied on with a shoe lace
and magic missiles made from deer poo
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 17:24, Reply)

who wouldn't

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 17:24, Reply)

All my dayz, I put my meds in my new mini fridge and its come out like warm tea.
=S
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 18:06, Reply)

alright?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 18:12, Reply)

Alright, what have you wanktards been up to today then?
Can I not leave you alone for five minutes?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Oct 2012, 18:19, Reply)

i been workin
how's you b3thula?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 18:20, Reply)

I been working too.
Had a very busy and productive day, despite the fact that I am in a metric fuckton of pain : (

are you off next week?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Oct 2012, 18:22, Reply)

yeah
although we have an inspection soon, so I'll probably be in work most days
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 18:23, Reply)

Ha ha.
Sucks.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Oct 2012, 18:24, Reply)

yeah :(
never mind, at least one of those days, I will be just using the college studio and things for my own nefarious purposes
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 18:25, Reply)

The bird from the One Show
Seems to have had a head transplant.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 19:03, Reply)

don't worry guys
you can join the new thread. I know you are all intimidated by it and worried that you are just not cool enough for it, but really it's quite a welcoming thread. Until Anotherwanker, battered or dozer gets involved. Then it is neither cool nor welcoming
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 19:23, Reply)