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Morning all
I disagree that O/T are cunts - however DV24/7 ARE cunts. I'm currently trying to get a reply from them regarding half a delivery that's still not turned up and their silence is deafening!
Other than that, the day goes well.
Alt: Try the rallying call 'ASPERGERS ASSEMBLE'. Might work.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:44,
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Sounds like Emvs tribute mocksploitation film of popular superhero blockbuster 'Avengers Assemble'
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:46,
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It's actually a film within a film.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:57,
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It'll be because it's half a delivery
They are having a philosophical debate about whether it's possible. Like one hand clapping.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:47,
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Schroedinger's delivery
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:48,
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The mere act of opening the box causes whatever's inside it to break.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:53,
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YES.
Or disappear.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:55,
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he'll have to collapse the delivery wave function by observing the driver
otherwise he'll only learn about its position indirectly through a crumpled note crammed through his young's post slit
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:54,
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You can only ever know where it is
or what it is, but never both.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:01,
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don't start with that.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:49,
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Sorry Winders.
I've just spent an hour on a conference call. I need some relief.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:54,
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*trombones*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:58,
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Have you tried Madame Jojo's?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:00,
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I can get THAT kind of relief.
I meant relief from fucktardery.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:01,
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I went to a Keb Darge 'Deep Funk' night there once. It was alright,
Not a tranny or woofter in sight.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:02,
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Until you minced in
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:03,
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MODS!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:04,
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ROCKERS!!!!!
Let's get ready to rummmmmmmmmmmmblllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:05,
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conference calls are shite,
I used to have a weekly one at the last place I worked, and all the area manager would do is read out an e~mail of the stuff that happened that week, that she had already sent to us. Always seemed a bit daft.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:05,
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I see what you did there
Interesting philosophical point! I probably should have called it a 'part' delivery.
They're still cunts though.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:50,
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They are cunts.
Each and every one.
Apart from the ones who are alright, they know who they are.*
*Not you Nakers.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:52,
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:(
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:53,
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Nah, you're alright really*
*For a cunt.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:57,
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It's too late for apologies I'm on my way to KFC
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:59,
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Ok.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:59,
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That's was a cry for help TUiB and you ignored it
My blood will be on your hands, you mark my words
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:02,
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Is KFC not open yet or something?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:03,
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Do they have a breakfast menu?
Chicken with egg, question is what comes first?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:05,
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The answer is:
Kill yourself.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:05,
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