Morning all
I disagree that O/T are cunts - however DV24/7 ARE cunts. I'm currently trying to get a reply from them regarding half a delivery that's still not turned up and their silence is deafening!
Other than that, the day goes well.

Alt: Try the rallying call 'ASPERGERS ASSEMBLE'. Might work.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:44, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Sounds like Emvs tribute mocksploitation film of popular superhero blockbuster 'Avengers Assemble'

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:46, Reply)

It's actually a film within a film.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:57, Reply)

It'll be because it's half a delivery
They are having a philosophical debate about whether it's possible. Like one hand clapping.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:47, Reply)

Schroedinger's delivery

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:48, Reply)

The mere act of opening the box causes whatever's inside it to break.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:53, Reply)

YES.
Or disappear.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:55, Reply)

he'll have to collapse the delivery wave function by observing the driver
otherwise he'll only learn about its position indirectly through a crumpled note crammed through his young's post slit
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:54, Reply)

You can only ever know where it is
or what it is, but never both.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:01, Reply)

don't start with that.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:49, Reply)

Sorry Winders.
I've just spent an hour on a conference call. I need some relief.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:54, Reply)

*trombones*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:58, Reply)

Have you tried Madame Jojo's?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:00, Reply)

I can get THAT kind of relief.
I meant relief from fucktardery.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:01, Reply)

I went to a Keb Darge 'Deep Funk' night there once. It was alright,
Not a tranny or woofter in sight.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:02, Reply)

Until you minced in

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:03, Reply)

MODS!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:04, Reply)

ROCKERS!!!!!
Let's get ready to rummmmmmmmmmmmblllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:05, Reply)

conference calls are shite,
I used to have a weekly one at the last place I worked, and all the area manager would do is read out an e~mail of the stuff that happened that week, that she had already sent to us. Always seemed a bit daft.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:05, Reply)

I see what you did there
Interesting philosophical point! I probably should have called it a 'part' delivery.
They're still cunts though.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:50, Reply)

They are cunts.
Each and every one.
Apart from the ones who are alright, they know who they are.*


*Not you Nakers.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:52, Reply)

:(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:53, Reply)

Nah, you're alright really*

*For a cunt.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:57, Reply)

It's too late for apologies I'm on my way to KFC

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:59, Reply)

Ok.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:59, Reply)

That's was a cry for help TUiB and you ignored it
My blood will be on your hands, you mark my words
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:02, Reply)

Is KFC not open yet or something?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:03, Reply)

Do they have a breakfast menu?
Chicken with egg, question is what comes first?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:05, Reply)

The answer is:
Kill yourself.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:05, Reply)