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Morning threadbecause you're all cunts.
Alt: Where is everyone?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 8:53,
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It's nice that she keeps active at her age.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 8:58,
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Morning tangles, I'm just having a think about breakfast. I'm gonna have toast I reckon, then take the dogs out.
One of the big bosses is in town today, so I'm on best behaviour, I'm even wearing an ironed shirt.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:04,
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Have a fry up you utter POOF.'Ning The LOVELY Win Pug.
One of the best bits about being down here is having a fry up ANY morning I want to WITHOUT all the faff of cooking it myself. OR having to do ANY washing up.
:D
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:06,
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I am tempted to go to tick rock greasy spoon across the road before I open up. that place is amazing.
Any good weather today?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:12,
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It's fucking gorgeous here.:D
*Smugs it up a bit*
Should be getting a bit better for you by around lunchtime. It ain't going to be great though.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:25,
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Alright doubleyoopeeIroned is definitely for best.
I wear a shirt to work each day, but only ever iron one if I'm going to a wedding or other formal occasion.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:10,
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^ Fascinating facts about my life here.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:10,
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do you have to iron around all the rhinestones?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:11,
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Well it would be silly to try to iron over them.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:12,
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They're actually Malian cowrie shells.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:19,
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The best symbols of womanhood, fertility, birth and wealth ever.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:21,
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threaded over all his bodyhair?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:22,
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Plaited into his anal dreadlocks in a Moon Ceremony(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:27,
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Except me. Yes.I'm LOVELY. Even all you autisms were forced to come to that conclusion eventually.
and not JUST because I bribed Amberl to beat up anyone who said different.
'Ning.
Everyone is either on the internet or somewhere else.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:05,
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It's true, stuj is LOVELYOW! Let go of my ear now, Amberl?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:08,
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I might have a cup of tea,maybe everyone else is having a cup of tea
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:05,
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as a publican, are you allowed drinks with no alcohol in them?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:13,
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I'm allowed one pint of Coke a day, just to male sure my teeth rot nicely.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:18,
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bet you add a splash of dark rum to it.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:20,
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putting mixers with rum is for women. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:44,
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how do you deal with toilets with seats still attached?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:23,
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On his nights off he ties huge trailing wads of bog roll to his shoes just to keep his eye in.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:26,
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fuck knows tangles.alright everyone.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:10,
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Em-Vee called me a racist.Can you believe that?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:11,
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He's both the worst and the best on QOTW.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:20,
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The prick who thinks he's some wanker from 'Spaced'.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:16,
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The retarded 'graphic novel' arse bandit in the 'sk8' gear(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:20,
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i like how when that series ended and her career took a nose dive as the other guys took offnobody gave a fuck whether she changed her name when she got married
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I wouldn't give a shit if she became Empress of China, or was eaten by jackals.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:25,
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was she in anything else? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:42,
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MorningI went to a Brazilian BBQ place last night and ate epic amounts of meat. Tonight I'm off to Koko to see AfP WOOOO
It's all go here.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:24,
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Which Brazilian place plz?And was it good?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:25,
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Rodizio Amber Grillup by Willesden Junction. Not very busy on a Monday night but the meat just kept coming.
Having been to one before I knew the drill and just had a little from each skewer, otherwise some of it goes cold by the time the next thing comes round. It's pretty good but a fair way out.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:57,
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The meat place is right next to the stationSo I didn't have to find out.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:02,
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There's one on the Hackney Rd about two mins from my house so I ent going to Willesden,no sirree.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:03,
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Rodizio is the style of service, it aint a chain or owtBut yes, I could certainly have done with a closer venue. It was more convenient for the woman in the party, though, so that's what we had to do.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:06,
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Indeed so.The one near me is called Raizes I think.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:25,
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Good morning.I'm really not a cunt, I'm a very nice person, and alt, I'm here. How are you? I'm being nice.
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I am a cunt, it is trueAlt:
Dropping kids off at school
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:33,
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Curse those feckless grandparents!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:34,
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Last nightI found out that my 87-year-old grandmother is being thrown out of her old people’s home for misbehaving. As I understand it, we’re talking dirty protests, wanking and hitting staff. Cool, eh?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:37,
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That's how I want to be if I reach that age.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:38,
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i wasn't here when battered alledgedly posted his poppet rape fantasyand i haven't had any since sunday, could somebody send me a link so i can pop to the bogs for a quick one off the wrist?
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You'll have to ask b3th to retrieve it from the mods' secret deleted stuff board.It no longer exists here where us mortals can see.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:38,
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it does still existwhen you delete something on this place it isn't gone forever
if i had the post number i could bring it up no probs
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My detective skills reckon it was this number:www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1762996
But I don't know how to make a deleted post appear.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:50,
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Us mortals are just wankstains however.If that shit's true however, sounds a bit nasty.
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yeah, he posted a lurid fantasy of poppet wanking.the sick bastard.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:39,
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it was a bit...creepy.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:41,
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I asked people to write stories about other b3tans, you know, so we could have a chuckle.not so sick fucks like battered could write shocking sex fantasies.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:42,
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he's been keeping a very low profile,I hope he's ok. We should try and help him move away from his sick fantasies, we should welcome him back, and get him some treatment.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:47,
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To think he asked me to meet him for a pint(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:49,
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I'm sittiing in my car behind an abandoned factory waiting for two girls (
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:37,
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+ with my favourite hammer under the seat.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:40,
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that's another one for my list of top unused band names, Sporters.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:06,
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I hope you'll correct the spelling when you add it to your list.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:07,
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It's not displaced "spider wanking disaster"I'll be honest.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:12,
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Morning allI disagree that O/T are cunts - however DV24/7 ARE cunts. I'm currently trying to get a reply from them regarding half a delivery that's still not turned up and their silence is deafening!
Other than that, the day goes well.
Alt: Try the rallying call 'ASPERGERS ASSEMBLE'. Might work.
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Sounds like Emvs tribute mocksploitation film of popular superhero blockbuster 'Avengers Assemble'(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:46,
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It's actually a film within a film.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:57,
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It'll be because it's half a deliveryThey are having a philosophical debate about whether it's possible. Like one hand clapping.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:47,
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The mere act of opening the box causes whatever's inside it to break.(, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:53, Reply)
YES.Or disappear.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:55,
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he'll have to collapse the delivery wave function by observing the driverotherwise he'll only learn about its position indirectly through a crumpled note crammed through his young's post slit
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:54,
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You can only ever know where it isor what it is, but never both.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:01,
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don't start with that. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:49,
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Sorry Winders.I've just spent an hour on a conference call. I need some relief.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:54,
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I can get THAT kind of relief.I meant relief from fucktardery.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:01,
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I went to a Keb Darge 'Deep Funk' night there once. It was alright,Not a tranny or woofter in sight.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:02,
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ROCKERS!!!!!Let's get ready to rummmmmmmmmmmmblllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:05,
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conference calls are shite,I used to have a weekly one at the last place I worked, and all the area manager would do is read out an e~mail of the stuff that happened that week, that she had already sent to us. Always seemed a bit daft.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:05,
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I see what you did thereInteresting philosophical point! I probably should have called it a 'part' delivery.
They're still cunts though.
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They are cunts.Each and every one.
Apart from the ones who are alright, they know who they are.*
*Not you Nakers.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:52,
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Nah, you're alright really**For a cunt.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:57,
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It's too late for apologies I'm on my way to KFC(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:59,
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That's was a cry for help TUiB and you ignored itMy blood will be on your hands, you mark my words
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:02,
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Is KFC not open yet or something?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:03,
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Do they have a breakfast menu?Chicken with egg, question is what comes first?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:05,
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The answer is:Kill yourself.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:05,
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I can't find any reference to when the post was actually deleted in the threadcan anybody tell me roughly what time Battered posted his filthy story?
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got it, mmps posted in the next thread, 12.59the net is closing in
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This was my reply to the link he posted in the next thread:www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1763001
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:56,
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I hope he gets stepped for this.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:00,
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Someone will need to give him a boost up(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:03,
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DAMMITit's this one, the first reply is even 'bit creepy.'but you can't see it, waaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1763000
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1763001 is the 'bit creepy' reply :(
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As is the second:www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1763002
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:09,
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I told you this about 20 minutes agowww.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1763925
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:11,
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the account might have been B& by a mod.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:18,
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yup, it was a comedy account anyway.he didn't post it from his battered account
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:21,
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Nah, it was his main account with a halloween name.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:23,
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Morning, spunkbubble.With all the cunts round here, it's like a gynaecology department.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:03,
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b3th would you be REALLY super niceand tell me if you can see this post?
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1763000
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That is only the link to the story.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:11,
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yeah which is what i want to know if she can see it, she's a mod you div-prick(, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:12, Reply)
Of course she can see it, she's a mod you div-prickShe could find the story if she wanted to:
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1763689
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:22,
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then i'm willing to offer, right here and right nowCOLD HARD CASH if she copies/pastes it on this board
you hear that b3th?
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anotherwanker reckoned he gazzed it to b3th too.You could ask him if he has it.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:25,
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