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so the Savile necro allegations are out thereCan it get any worse? Is Gambaccini whiter than white? Which celebs are in the firing line from the Savile scandal? Will I ever receive treatment for my egomania? Fuck knows, but any port in a storm old chap.
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This needs an 'I like this, not a lot' button.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 8:52,
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Ah there you are.Thought you'd gone the way of Disasterprone. I best take your memorial bash down from the calendar.
'Few drinks for Scarpe - it's what he would have wanted'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 8:57,
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I've been round and about, you won't get rid me by that route.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 8:58,
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You're welcome to try.Line 'em up and we'll see what happens.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 9:00,
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These aren't new allegations though, are they?Wasn't this even touched upon in that Louis Theroux Meets... show?
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 8:52,
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That's not hugely surprising, you can't go around accusing living people of touching up the dead without solid proof.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 9:03,
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I first heard them at least 15 years ago.Around about the time that Dozer here should have stopped dressing like a sk80r.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 8:55,
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I'M CALLING YOU A CORNFLOWER BLUE BR'IASS SADCORE HELMWAD!!!!!!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 9:09,
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If DLT and Edmonds aren't, at the very least child rapists, I would be very shocked.(, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 8:56, Reply)
Noseybonk off Jigsaw was a fucken nonce if ever there was one.cf Mr Bennett off Take Hart. SCUM.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 8:58,
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Not the loveable, bumbling Mr Bennett.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 9:02,
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I thought you had a cold and were saying 'Mennett'.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 9:08,
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I fuckin knew it. Dirty cunts the lorrovem.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 9:06,
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I think it is time we heard the truth about Cliff Richard.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 8:59,
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Whatever they say about him is lies. He's just a batchelor boy.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 9:00,
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But what about his predilection for The Young Ones?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 9:03,
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I was just looking up Cliff Richard songs.What, it in the name of fuck, has John Travolta done to himself:#
www.cliffrichardsongs.com/
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 9:04,
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Made another record with Olivia Newton John*, by the looks of thingsAfter some liberal application of hair dye.
*It appears that despite her 64 years, I probably still would. #almostasbadassavile
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 9:10,
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Jim touched my heart, not my cock. leave him alone.
nah, he's a creepy sex pest. I hope his family change their name in shame.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 9:00,
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If when you ask 'can it get any worse?' you are referring to /OT and specifically this threadI'm gonna say 'no'. At least I hope not.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 9:19,
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Are you going to use the same 'signal failure' bullshit that I've heard from THREE people already today?I get the fucking tube in too, you know - there isn't a special 'managers tube' that runs on a different line FFS
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 9:24,
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That makes your 'signal failure' excuse even LESS relevant.Performance issues, Q - that's all I'm saying. Performance issues.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 9:28,
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i'm firing on all cylinders today, montyno performance issues here
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tangles!(finger guns repeatedly left to right, blows smoke from barrels, spins guns and puts back in holsters)
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Q to the U to the I N T!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 9:31,
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waaaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuppppppppppppp?(, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 9:31, Reply)
We really are just like a group of black men who drink beer, though.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 9:33,
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tank fly boss walk jam nitty grittyyou're listening to the boy from the big bad city
this is jam hot. this is jam hot
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 9:22,
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do you reckon he means cos when you make jam you have to boil fruitso when you pour your jam it's really hot?
was johnny dynell really into his preserves?
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it was a reference to his company, big bad city preserves.and also a warning. the song is about losing your lover because you've become obsessed with jam.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 9:28,
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Zippy was the nonce high priestMorning all, I have the day of to look after mini ape who has tonsillitis
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 9:25,
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yeah i bet that's not the only swollen gland she has in her throatyou make me sick, nonce
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I think it would be best if you don't post on here for a couple of weeks just in case it's catching.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 9:30,
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I think it might be catching.I have seen other benders on here.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 9:37,
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I heard victoria coren dresses up like a nazi heard/wish
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 9:30,
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does she wank off men with a special glove?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 9:32,
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You're thinking of Giles Coren.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 9:32,
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WHILST YOU WANK!!!!I'M SAYING YOU'RE A GAYLORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 9:32,
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I bet he likes to nosh with Giles Coren.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 9:33,
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I bet he never 'ends on an unstressed syllable'.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 9:34,
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for ages I thought giles coren was giles brandreth(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 9:33,
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what's the name of that gay guy from the one show?is he victoria and giles coren's dad?
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Alan Coren was their dad.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 9:34,
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and Jo Brand their mother.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 9:36,
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Alan Coren is/was their dad.Isn't he dead?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 9:34,
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He is indeed your favourite kind of Jew.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 9:35,
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they definitely look and act like giles brandreth, that's all i'm saying(, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 9:35, Reply)
it means less waste, and less recyclingbetter for the environment all round
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Yellow star badges with a pink trim.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 9:39,
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Victoria Coren's shacked up with David MitchellThat Mitchell's a lucky lucky bastard.
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Why? She's a big-nosed Hebrew.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 9:52,
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I would without a second's hesitationPlus she's minted, one of the world's top poker players and can suck a golf ball through a garden hose*
*One of these facts may not be verifiable.
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I, too, always insist on 'good at playing card games' when I'm on the lookout for some flange.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 9:56,
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Wanna go to the pictures, love?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:01,
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Nothing about sexual assult in that allegationbut still statutory rape.
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If you read up on the early 70s 'groupie' scene,'Rodney Bingenheimer's English Disco' in LA etc, you will be appalled - it really was considered normal in the record industry. People like Led Zeppelin must be crapping themselves.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 9:54,
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what i think today's media is forgetting is that underage sex was ok in the 60s, 70s and 80sthey didn't have all this 'stranger danger' nonsense, people fucked kids and it was all fine
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Some of them were quite sexy though.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 9:59,
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It's extra points if you can spaff a "Q" onto the back windowlike some kind of paedy wank-Zorro.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:23,
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And in the 13th century girls were married at 12however things have moved on since then.
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Holland's nearer.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:26,
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actually, it almost seems quite sensibleen.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_consent_in_Europe#Netherlands
as long it's not some creepy old perv fucking kids, kids can fuck each other. nice
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It's almost as if years and years of progressive liberal/socialist governmentshave produced a sensible, balanced society. Shocking. See also: Scandinavia.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:30,
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not sure how i'd feel abouta 15 year old shagging a 12 year old thoughi mean, unless they were both REALLY fit
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once we've burnt all the nonces,who shall we track down next?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 9:59,
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Cher's follow up etc. etc.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:02,
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that's the only applause Cher gets these days(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:15,
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dude, not cool. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:02,
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I'm only jerkin.I'm like 'Brass Eye' - shocking, yet making a valid underlying point. Not sure what the point is, mind.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:03,
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That you don't like Pakistanis?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:05,
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I like those ones who shot that 14 year old girl in the head for wanting to go to school.They seem alright.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:06,
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folks with no legs. should be easy enough.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:11,
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Have you ever seen martial arts classic Two Crippled Heroes?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:21,
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