Good evening !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 19:04, 156 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

alright

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 19:07, Reply)

Alright K'dawl? You enjoying the elections?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 19:15, Reply)

meh
I haven't been able to watch any of the debates
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 20:06, Reply)

Who ya gonna vote for?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 20:08, Reply)

Evening.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 19:10, Reply)

'ning !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 19:15, Reply)

Hey Gonz.
Hope you're feeling better.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 19:11, Reply)

Alright Quix?
Had my Inflixnab today, so should be knacked for a few days then a lot better. I should have come down on my steriods about 4 weeks ago, its done all kinds of nasty shit to me that I don't even go into on here, proper gotta give myself injections 4 times a day kindda shit. Lord knows why anyone would wanna take them recreationally, they're horrible. But oh well, whats done is done, and I'll be drinking port by christmas.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 19:19, Reply)

OK, good then, on ballance.
I am now picturing you all roided up with muscles and argo, it's kinda Macho Man Randy Savage, only less gay and more jewish.

AND NOW, IN THE RED CORNER, FORM 'PARTS UNKNOWN' WEIGHING IN AT 185 LBS - THE GONZINATOR!!!!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7VsoxT_FUY
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 19:30, Reply)

Haha, this is the first time I've gone smaller, lost a good few KG.
This'll be my theme: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rxn-KDDZ8RI but not 'lola', change that to 'gonz'.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 19:49, Reply)

Reporting for duty.
What's up tonight, then?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 19:14, Reply)

looks like a ceiling to me boss

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 19:15, Reply)

I had a very good female boss once. She didn't wear knickers.

It was good to see her crack through the glass ceiling.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 19:24, Reply)

I've had 2 female bosses, both good in their own way
glad the second one wore knickers though *shudder* the first one on the other hand.... Mmmmmmm
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 19:31, Reply)

I'd complain about sexism
but at least part of today was spent with my colleague trying to find out how to see pictures on the intranet of the lecturer she considered to be 'a hottie'. from the picture he wasn't :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 19:32, Reply)

that there is sexual harrasment in th workplace
well done
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 19:35, Reply)

Is it just me missing some subtle humour,
Or are you a bit creepy?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 19:34, Reply)

he's a bit creepy.
I still recon he's DOzer.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 19:38, Reply)

he isn't, I promise you.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 19:43, Reply)

Everyone knows all us scotchies are the same.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 19:45, Reply)

We're all Jock Thamson's bairns.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 19:52, Reply)

I actually am a Bairn.
That's why I have to support such a shit football team.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 19:53, Reply)

Falkirk, then. Nothing wrong with that. Be proud you don't have anything to do,with the "Old Firm". Both cheeks of the same erse.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 19:57, Reply)

Alright George galloway

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 19:58, Reply)

He stole it. It's been used on Scottish football forums and radio programmes for a long time. Georgie boy may be eloquent but he's seldom original.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 20:00, Reply)

No sir, I am not Dozer. We did however go to the same school.

Sorry you think I'm creepy. That quote was stolen from a Radio 4 programme, so you have your "creepy" link.

FFS
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 19:46, Reply)

Alright b3th? 1/4 duck for me tonight, lovely stuff.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 19:26, Reply)

Which letter did you get
D/U/C/K?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 19:38, Reply)

L/T/I
Evening you
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 19:41, Reply)

I'm still ill.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 19:42, Reply)

There there.
*makes soothing noises*
Have you got the doris over looking after you?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 19:43, Reply)

No.
I don't want her getting ill.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 19:43, Reply)

How terribly lovely.
So is it the BAD aids?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 19:45, Reply)

BAD

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 19:48, Reply)

You poor dear.
Have you thought about the restorative affects of bracing sea air?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 19:49, Reply)

That'll be nice.
the south coast is lovely.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 19:50, Reply)

The south coast is full of benders.
You'd fit in well.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 19:51, Reply)

Whereas WsM
Is full of shit.

So no wonder you call it home.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 19:52, Reply)

Weston is full of AWESOME
mainly because I *do* call it home.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 19:54, Reply)

Pier loon.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 19:52, Reply)

Haha, I _always_ get U.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 19:49, Reply)

How are you, Gonz?
How is the kitchen shaping up? Are we going to see you featured in Ideal Homes any time soon?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 19:50, Reply)

Not to bad, the downs are down but the ups are up so I'd say it all evens out.
Kitchen is good, got a little hycup where the B&Q bloke didn't messure something properly, so I'm gonna lose a cupboard in exhange for the dishwasher. Everything is stripped out and all the shells of the cupboards are put together. Tomo the chipper is coming over to cut up the cuboards for all the piping to work out.

Here, what do you think of this (open question here if anyone else has any opinion), the units are black'n'chrome, the work surface looks like blocks of woods, going to tile the whole thing in white brick. The chrome is squared off, such as handles and sink. With the tiles, ballpark we're looking at 8 boxes, I was thinking of getting 1 box of the same tile in black, and putting them in randomly. I think it would look good and break it up a bit.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 20:04, Reply)

alright lesser mortals?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 19:18, Reply)

I'm sure they're fine, but so am I.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 19:27, Reply)

i haz brandy chai
earlier I had brandy coffee. I am so very tired and a little on the burnt out side. One more day, then my first lie in in 3 weeks
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 19:29, Reply)

Half term?
You could go see guitar boy this weekend and show him what Tesco has done to you.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 19:47, Reply)

haha
man, I'd forgotten about that. Perhaps I need to look at bongos or something (thought I'd leave a nice easy joke there for you)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 19:48, Reply)

Marks'n'sparks have some Toffee'n'Peacan and Banoffee flavours of irish cream this year, I swear man, I can't wait to get some.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 19:50, Reply)

I can't wait to get some either.
It's only a few months until my birthday.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 19:52, Reply)

Have a birthday bash.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 20:00, Reply)

The less successful follow up,to the Monster Mash.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 20:04, Reply)

6 days 'till I'm in my final year of 20s !
I reckon this was the most eventful decade I've done, am looking forward to the next one.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 20:05, Reply)

O.M.G
I will have to stock up on it before Russia. Altohugh I will be on the vodka there
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 20:04, Reply)

The one I really miss is that they used to do Chocolate Port around this time, that was fucking amazing.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 20:06, Reply)

It'll only be a good evening when Naked Ape tells us about his chicken dish.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 19:38, Reply)

BOKKO!

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 19:40, Reply)

Am I still barred?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 19:59, Reply)

yes.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 20:32, Reply)

You wait 'till the weekend
When I book a load of tables for meals and then don't turn up.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 20:35, Reply)

we don't take bookings on the weekend.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 20:42, Reply)

Me calling you in work.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4uC38yp-iI
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 20:45, Reply)

I hate you.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 20:48, Reply)

What beer have you got on at the moment?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 20:49, Reply)

fuck off jeff, from the stupid bastard brewery.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 20:52, Reply)

Oooh.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 20:53, Reply)

also, Stick it up your bum, from the worse than nakers brewery

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 20:56, Reply)

You've changed.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 21:00, Reply)

no, YOUN ARE!

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 21:03, Reply)

?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 21:10, Reply)

'Ning Gonzy
Only another hour until PUBTIME!
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 25 Oct 2012, 21:28, Reply)

woo!
my friends are on the radio

www.ncbradio.co.uk/

OK, so not big radio, but radio

thepatientwild.amazingtunes.com/ if you missed it. You might like it. I do.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 21:30, Reply)

I'm still going through records
I haven't got enough.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 21:36, Reply)

Wasn't that a song by Depeche Mode?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 21:42, Reply)

Very good.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 21:45, Reply)

well bent

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 21:53, Reply)

Alright?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 21:54, Reply)

been at the Dr.
DR. UGS!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 21:57, Reply)

Now that IS well bent.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 21:57, Reply)

A Doctor who sells outdoor slippers.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 21:58, Reply)

It can't be Monty, it's after half past four.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 21:55, Reply)

Fucking hell.
What are you doing here? you massive dildo.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 21:55, Reply)

cruising for a piece of ass

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 21:58, Reply)

Pin the tail on a donkey? At this time of night?
You fuckin' bender.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 21:59, Reply)

You can choose between Kroney, Gonz and Cavy

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 22:00, Reply)

Alcoholic kinda mood, eh.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 22:01, Reply)

the weekend starts NOW

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 22:07, Reply)

lose your clothes, lose your lube

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 22:24, Reply)

Correct!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 22:27, Reply)

errrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
what's that?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 21:56, Reply)

some of my auto completes on this phone are hilarious
my favourite is 'African paedo lolz'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 22:01, Reply)

Mine will do an Algenon Winstone Castleray Razzamatazz.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 22:03, Reply)

Ok

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 22:06, Reply)

You on your phone or a laptop?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 22:08, Reply)

phone. It's hard work

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 22:09, Reply)

Well click on this link
And all will be well with the world.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSdqhm_Lqe8
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 22:10, Reply)

his David Bellamy was superb. As was Deakus

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 22:13, Reply)

You got your little 'un this evening?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 22:16, Reply)

don't be daft I'm shot to bits bruv
anyway I'm off brah so rave safe yeah x
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 22:18, Reply)

*reaches for the tube of Vicks*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 22:19, Reply)

i don't do autocomplete
it got embarrassing
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 22:07, Reply)

I blame the Jews
sorry that's another one. I have it switched off on my work computer for precisely this reason
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 22:08, Reply)

yeah fed up with this phone shit laters yeah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 22:17, Reply)

morning

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