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Weekend plans?
Alt: Why am I better than my brother?
AltAlt: fuck off.
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Legless is a prick., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:12,
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latest was 13 years ago)
You are better than your brother in every way Paul
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:13,
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Who is his brother?
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Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:14,
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who do you think?
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PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:15,
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KrissK
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:20,
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Ross Kemp
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quintsy, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:15,
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Oh man I LOVE 'Friends'!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:16,
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You're thinking of Martin Kemp
who plays Chandler
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quintsy, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:17,
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So true
funny how it seems
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:17,
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hahaha!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:19,
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That response is...
GOLD!!!!!!!!
ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Legless is a prick., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:19,
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I always believed in you Paul
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:20,
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No, Monty was thinking of his brother
Koncentration...
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:19,
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Oh yeah, Martin Kemp, son of Arthur Kemp off EastEnders, who nicked the Christmas money.
You know - married to Pauline.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:19,
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I liked his book
Mein
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:20,
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:21,
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this^ is how I feel today
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:22,
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Alt: He has a bigger shed
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:13,
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If you're only going to reply to one thread this year, make it this one!
*****
Unmissable.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:14,
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hahaha!!
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:16,
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the best comedy poster friday thread about weekebd plans ive ever seen
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PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:16,
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on the train to London and i lolled
going to give tyaabs a go instead of needos... controversial
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PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:14,
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Why the change?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:15,
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Not really, Tayaabs is arguable slightly better food, but I think it's too busy now and the staff really don't give a shit
so you get a better overall dining experience in Needoo.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:15,
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Last two times I've been to Tayyabs the dry meat wasn't cooked nearly long enough
and consequently was gristly and chewy.
Best meal of my life! ********* Paul Ross
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:17,
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It's all about the quick turnaround innit.
They've got too big, they've sold out man, they're in the NME and everything.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:18,
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Prices have gone up by a good £3 a dish too.
SELL OUT BASTARDS.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:20,
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So you mean a massively over ordered meal for 4 will cost more than £50 now?
*drops monocle*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:21,
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4 R£4L bruv. Outrageous.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:22,
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*loads elephant gun*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:22,
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Exactly
You used to be able to rupture your intestines and burn your arsehole for less than a tenner. Now you only get change from a twenty.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:22,
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I'm not having it Al.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:25,
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We should totally SMASH THE SYSTEM Monty.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:26,
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We should OCCUPY TAYYABS
and NOT LEAVE until all their poos and chops have been scoffed.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:30,
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are those some kind of tatooine theme bars?
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:16,
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yes
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Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:17,
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no
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Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:17,
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go away
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Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:18,
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fuck you areshole
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Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:18,
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^ These aren't the replies he's looking for.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:18,
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He can see it in his eyes...
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Legless is a prick., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:20,
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when he's not too busy dancing on the ceiling
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Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:20,
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I don't know any tatu songs :(
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:35,
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I can see it in your eyes.
edit: Arse, too slow.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:21,
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Fuck off you slow cunt
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Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:23,
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Yeah, you heard -
Fuck off you slow cunt
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:26,
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She worked at Grace Bros
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:27,
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haha
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:27,
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Is this slow cunt bothering you mate?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:34,
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Alright, 'Paul Ross'
*winks*
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:31,
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Leave me alone chunky.
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Legless is a prick., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:32,
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Think about that carefully.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:33,
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Soz xxx
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Legless is a prick., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:33,
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You rude cunt.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:33,
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i a
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:32,
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et tu, Jeffrey?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:33,
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You're the one who looks like they 'ate two' around here, b3th.
JUST JOKING!!!!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:35,
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Real tears, right here.
: (
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:38,
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Come here b3th, it's alright - let's hug this out.
Just turn the lights down, pop on some Jamie Cullum and let's get down to BIZNISS.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:40,
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some
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:50,
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see mightybadger? simple
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quintsy, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:33,
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There's not point in trying to explain it too him.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:36,
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he's a scientist, all the data is there!
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quintsy, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:36,
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whose account is it, b3th?
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quintsy, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:33,
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double bluff I reckon
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:35,
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you reckon it's actually paul ross?
shit
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quintsy, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:35,
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It's him alright - I recognise the handwriting from my autograph book.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:36,
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we need to smarten this place up a bit, he's practically royalty
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quintsy, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:40,
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practically
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Legless is a prick., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:42,
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nah, kingross is a place in scotland
easy mistake to make
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quintsy, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:47,
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I thought it was a station in London, popular with the noncing community.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:49,
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no, that's Kinloss you're thinking of
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quintsy, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:51,
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and b3th is Paul Ross
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:40,
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the puppet master has been revealed!
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quintsy, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:42,
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I think it might be Shed.
Who is of course, Battered.
Which makes him apologising to himself up there a bit strange.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:37,
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What a tangled web of subterfuge he weaves.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:38,
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I am shed? Really?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:38,
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Are you not Shed
I thought you were.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:39,
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Whatever gave you that idea?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:40,
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No idea.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:40,
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It's....
nah, I'd never tell.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:38,
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GAZ ME
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quintsy, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:40,
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how do you feel about Pearl Harbour with Ben Affleck?
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:41,
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Umm... it's a shit film with shit actors making a shit mockery of historical events?
Why do you ask?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:42,
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she's seen through your ruse!
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quintsy, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:43,
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Nowhere NEAR subtle enough
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:44,
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has anyone been banned for bad mouthing the matrix sequels?
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:47,
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Too many to list here.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:48,
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I didn't know you could make _that_ wink
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:48,
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I don't believe this is a genuine poster.
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Kroney, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:59,
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Why isn't it?
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Legless is a prick., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:00,
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It's a hunch, "Paul Ross"
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Kroney, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:00,
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Sacre bleu, you're good!
'Ze leetle grey cells' have done you proud today!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:00,
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Poirot was Belgian.
More insights from my keen, observant mind.
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Kroney, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:01,
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It is a running joke in the books that he is mistaken for a Frenchman.
It was to this that my witty little aside alluded.
Fucking hell I'm starting to talk as much shit as Dozer.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:07,
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'm starting to
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:11,
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It'll be flowery ties and cufflinks for you next, my friend.
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Kroney, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:12,
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and telling us chicks dig that shit.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:14,
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Someone kill me now, before I get that bad.
I beg you.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:26,
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OK b3th - sorry, 'Paul', can we have a better thread please?
This one is gash.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:59,
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Whereas all the ones you start are brilliant are they? I don't fucking think so.
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Legless is a prick., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:00,
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Yes. Yes they are.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:04,
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you think everything is brilloant
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PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:26,
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Why don't you ask battered to start one?
His threads are usually spot on.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:06,
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The sarcasm level is high with this one.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:07,
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Will do, Paul.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:07,
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We're doing well, today.
I've bought some leather murdering gloves. They're well stabby-looking.
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Kroney, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:23,
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Cornflower blue leather, I hope.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:27,
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Start a new thead.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:29,
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Alright Bob? Has half term started already?
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:35,
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