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Weekend plans?
Alt: Why am I better than my brother?

AltAlt: fuck off.
(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:12, 134 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
You are better than your brother in every way Paul

(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:13, Reply)
Who is his brother?

(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:14, Reply)
who do you think?

(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:15, Reply)
KrissK

(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:20, Reply)
Ross Kemp

(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:15, Reply)
Oh man I LOVE 'Friends'!!!

(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:16, Reply)
You're thinking of Martin Kemp
who plays Chandler
(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:17, Reply)
So true
funny how it seems
(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:17, Reply)
hahaha!

(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:19, Reply)
That response is...
GOLD!!!!!!!!

ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:19, Reply)
I always believed in you Paul

(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:20, Reply)
No, Monty was thinking of his brother
Koncentration...
(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:19, Reply)
Oh yeah, Martin Kemp, son of Arthur Kemp off EastEnders, who nicked the Christmas money.
You know - married to Pauline.
(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:19, Reply)
I liked his book
Mein
(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:20, Reply)


(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:21, Reply)
this^ is how I feel today

(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:22, Reply)
Alt: He has a bigger shed

(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:13, Reply)
If you're only going to reply to one thread this year, make it this one!
*****

Unmissable.
(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:14, Reply)
hahaha!!

(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:16, Reply)
the best comedy poster friday thread about weekebd plans ive ever seen

(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:16, Reply)
on the train to London and i lolled
going to give tyaabs a go instead of needos... controversial
(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:14, Reply)
Why the change?

(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:15, Reply)
Not really, Tayaabs is arguable slightly better food, but I think it's too busy now and the staff really don't give a shit
so you get a better overall dining experience in Needoo.
(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:15, Reply)
Last two times I've been to Tayyabs the dry meat wasn't cooked nearly long enough
and consequently was gristly and chewy.

Best meal of my life! ********* Paul Ross
(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:17, Reply)
It's all about the quick turnaround innit.
They've got too big, they've sold out man, they're in the NME and everything.
(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:18, Reply)
Prices have gone up by a good £3 a dish too.
SELL OUT BASTARDS.
(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:20, Reply)
So you mean a massively over ordered meal for 4 will cost more than £50 now?
*drops monocle*
(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:21, Reply)
4 R£4L bruv. Outrageous.

(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:22, Reply)
*loads elephant gun*

(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:22, Reply)
Exactly
You used to be able to rupture your intestines and burn your arsehole for less than a tenner. Now you only get change from a twenty.
(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:22, Reply)
I'm not having it Al.

(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:25, Reply)
We should totally SMASH THE SYSTEM Monty.

(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:26, Reply)
We should OCCUPY TAYYABS
and NOT LEAVE until all their poos and chops have been scoffed.
(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:30, Reply)
are those some kind of tatooine theme bars?

(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:16, Reply)
yes

(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:17, Reply)
no

(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:17, Reply)
go away

(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:18, Reply)
fuck you areshole

(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:18, Reply)
^ These aren't the replies he's looking for.

(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:18, Reply)
He can see it in his eyes...

(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:20, Reply)
when he's not too busy dancing on the ceiling

(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:20, Reply)
I don't know any tatu songs :(

(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:35, Reply)
I can see it in your eyes.
edit: Arse, too slow.
(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:21, Reply)
Fuck off you slow cunt

(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:23, Reply)
Yeah, you heard -
Fuck off you slow cunt
(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:26, Reply)
She worked at Grace Bros

(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:27, Reply)
haha

(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:27, Reply)
Is this slow cunt bothering you mate?

(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:34, Reply)
Alright, 'Paul Ross'
*winks*
(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:31, Reply)
Leave me alone chunky.

(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:32, Reply)
Think about that carefully.

(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:33, Reply)
Soz xxx

(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:33, Reply)
You rude cunt.

(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:33, Reply)

i a
(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:32, Reply)
et tu, Jeffrey?

(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:33, Reply)
You're the one who looks like they 'ate two' around here, b3th.
JUST JOKING!!!!!!!!
(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:35, Reply)
Real tears, right here.
: (
(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:38, Reply)
Come here b3th, it's alright - let's hug this out.
Just turn the lights down, pop on some Jamie Cullum and let's get down to BIZNISS.
(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:40, Reply)

some
(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:50, Reply)
see mightybadger? simple

(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:33, Reply)
There's not point in trying to explain it too him.

(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:36, Reply)
he's a scientist, all the data is there!

(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:36, Reply)
whose account is it, b3th?

(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:33, Reply)
double bluff I reckon

(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:35, Reply)
you reckon it's actually paul ross?
shit
(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:35, Reply)
It's him alright - I recognise the handwriting from my autograph book.

(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:36, Reply)
we need to smarten this place up a bit, he's practically royalty

(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:40, Reply)

practically
(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:42, Reply)
nah, kingross is a place in scotland
easy mistake to make
(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:47, Reply)
I thought it was a station in London, popular with the noncing community.

(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:49, Reply)
no, that's Kinloss you're thinking of

(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:51, Reply)
and b3th is Paul Ross

(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:40, Reply)
the puppet master has been revealed!

(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:42, Reply)
I think it might be Shed.
Who is of course, Battered.

Which makes him apologising to himself up there a bit strange.
(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:37, Reply)
What a tangled web of subterfuge he weaves.

(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:38, Reply)
I am shed? Really?

(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:38, Reply)
Are you not Shed
I thought you were.
(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:39, Reply)
Whatever gave you that idea?

(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:40, Reply)
No idea.

(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:40, Reply)
It's....
nah, I'd never tell.
(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:38, Reply)
GAZ ME

(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:40, Reply)
how do you feel about Pearl Harbour with Ben Affleck?

(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:41, Reply)
Umm... it's a shit film with shit actors making a shit mockery of historical events?
Why do you ask?
(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:42, Reply)
she's seen through your ruse!

(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:43, Reply)
Nowhere NEAR subtle enough

(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:44, Reply)
has anyone been banned for bad mouthing the matrix sequels?

(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:47, Reply)
Too many to list here.

(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:48, Reply)
I didn't know you could make _that_ wink

(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:48, Reply)
I don't believe this is a genuine poster.

(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:59, Reply)
Why isn't it?

(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:00, Reply)
It's a hunch, "Paul Ross"

(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:00, Reply)
Sacre bleu, you're good!
'Ze leetle grey cells' have done you proud today!!!!!
(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:00, Reply)
Poirot was Belgian.
More insights from my keen, observant mind.
(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:01, Reply)
It is a running joke in the books that he is mistaken for a Frenchman.
It was to this that my witty little aside alluded.

Fucking hell I'm starting to talk as much shit as Dozer.
(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:07, Reply)

'm starting to
(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:11, Reply)
It'll be flowery ties and cufflinks for you next, my friend.

(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:12, Reply)
and telling us chicks dig that shit.

(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:14, Reply)
Someone kill me now, before I get that bad.
I beg you.
(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:26, Reply)
OK b3th - sorry, 'Paul', can we have a better thread please?
This one is gash.
(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:59, Reply)
Whereas all the ones you start are brilliant are they? I don't fucking think so.

(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:00, Reply)
Yes. Yes they are.

(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:04, Reply)
you think everything is brilloant

(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:26, Reply)
Why don't you ask battered to start one?
His threads are usually spot on.
(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:06, Reply)
The sarcasm level is high with this one.

(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:07, Reply)
Will do, Paul.

(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:07, Reply)
We're doing well, today.
I've bought some leather murdering gloves. They're well stabby-looking.
(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:23, Reply)
Cornflower blue leather, I hope.

(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:27, Reply)
Start a new thead.

(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:29, Reply)
Alright Bob? Has half term started already?

(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:35, Reply)

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