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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Weekend plans?
Alt: Why am I better than my brother?

AltAlt: fuck off.
(Legless is a prick., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:12, 134 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
You are better than your brother in every way Paul

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:13, Reply)
Who is his brother?

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:14, Reply)
who do you think?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:15, Reply)
KrissK

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:20, Reply)
Ross Kemp

(quintsy, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:15, Reply)
Oh man I LOVE 'Friends'!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:16, Reply)
You're thinking of Martin Kemp
who plays Chandler
(quintsy, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:17, Reply)
So true
funny how it seems
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:17, Reply)
hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:19, Reply)
That response is...
GOLD!!!!!!!!

ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
(Legless is a prick., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:19, Reply)
I always believed in you Paul

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:20, Reply)
No, Monty was thinking of his brother
Koncentration...
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:19, Reply)
Oh yeah, Martin Kemp, son of Arthur Kemp off EastEnders, who nicked the Christmas money.
You know - married to Pauline.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:19, Reply)
I liked his book
Mein
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:20, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:21, Reply)
this^ is how I feel today

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:22, Reply)
Alt: He has a bigger shed

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:13, Reply)
If you're only going to reply to one thread this year, make it this one!
*****

Unmissable.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:14, Reply)
hahaha!!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:16, Reply)
the best comedy poster friday thread about weekebd plans ive ever seen

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:16, Reply)
on the train to London and i lolled
going to give tyaabs a go instead of needos... controversial
(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:14, Reply)
Why the change?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:15, Reply)
Not really, Tayaabs is arguable slightly better food, but I think it's too busy now and the staff really don't give a shit
so you get a better overall dining experience in Needoo.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:15, Reply)
Last two times I've been to Tayyabs the dry meat wasn't cooked nearly long enough
and consequently was gristly and chewy.

Best meal of my life! ********* Paul Ross
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:17, Reply)
It's all about the quick turnaround innit.
They've got too big, they've sold out man, they're in the NME and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:18, Reply)
Prices have gone up by a good £3 a dish too.
SELL OUT BASTARDS.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:20, Reply)
So you mean a massively over ordered meal for 4 will cost more than £50 now?
*drops monocle*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:21, Reply)
4 R£4L bruv. Outrageous.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:22, Reply)
*loads elephant gun*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:22, Reply)
Exactly
You used to be able to rupture your intestines and burn your arsehole for less than a tenner. Now you only get change from a twenty.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:22, Reply)
I'm not having it Al.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:25, Reply)
We should totally SMASH THE SYSTEM Monty.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:26, Reply)
We should OCCUPY TAYYABS
and NOT LEAVE until all their poos and chops have been scoffed.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:30, Reply)
are those some kind of tatooine theme bars?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:16, Reply)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:17, Reply)
no

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:17, Reply)
go away

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:18, Reply)
fuck you areshole

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:18, Reply)
^ These aren't the replies he's looking for.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:18, Reply)
He can see it in his eyes...

(Legless is a prick., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:20, Reply)
when he's not too busy dancing on the ceiling

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:20, Reply)
I don't know any tatu songs :(

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:35, Reply)
I can see it in your eyes.
edit: Arse, too slow.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:21, Reply)
Fuck off you slow cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:23, Reply)
Yeah, you heard -
Fuck off you slow cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:26, Reply)
She worked at Grace Bros

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:27, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:27, Reply)
Is this slow cunt bothering you mate?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:34, Reply)
Alright, 'Paul Ross'
*winks*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:31, Reply)
Leave me alone chunky.

(Legless is a prick., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:32, Reply)
Think about that carefully.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:33, Reply)
Soz xxx

(Legless is a prick., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:33, Reply)
You rude cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:33, Reply)

i a
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:32, Reply)
et tu, Jeffrey?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:33, Reply)
You're the one who looks like they 'ate two' around here, b3th.
JUST JOKING!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:35, Reply)
Real tears, right here.
: (
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:38, Reply)
Come here b3th, it's alright - let's hug this out.
Just turn the lights down, pop on some Jamie Cullum and let's get down to BIZNISS.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:40, Reply)

some
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:50, Reply)
see mightybadger? simple

(quintsy, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:33, Reply)
There's not point in trying to explain it too him.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:36, Reply)
he's a scientist, all the data is there!

(quintsy, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:36, Reply)
whose account is it, b3th?

(quintsy, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:33, Reply)
double bluff I reckon

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:35, Reply)
you reckon it's actually paul ross?
shit
(quintsy, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:35, Reply)
It's him alright - I recognise the handwriting from my autograph book.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:36, Reply)
we need to smarten this place up a bit, he's practically royalty

(quintsy, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:40, Reply)

practically
(Legless is a prick., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:42, Reply)
nah, kingross is a place in scotland
easy mistake to make
(quintsy, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:47, Reply)
I thought it was a station in London, popular with the noncing community.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:49, Reply)
no, that's Kinloss you're thinking of

(quintsy, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:51, Reply)
and b3th is Paul Ross

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:40, Reply)
the puppet master has been revealed!

(quintsy, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:42, Reply)
I think it might be Shed.
Who is of course, Battered.

Which makes him apologising to himself up there a bit strange.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:37, Reply)
What a tangled web of subterfuge he weaves.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:38, Reply)
I am shed? Really?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:38, Reply)
Are you not Shed
I thought you were.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:39, Reply)
Whatever gave you that idea?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:40, Reply)
No idea.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:40, Reply)
It's....
nah, I'd never tell.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:38, Reply)
GAZ ME

(quintsy, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:40, Reply)
how do you feel about Pearl Harbour with Ben Affleck?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:41, Reply)
Umm... it's a shit film with shit actors making a shit mockery of historical events?
Why do you ask?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:42, Reply)
she's seen through your ruse!

(quintsy, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:43, Reply)
Nowhere NEAR subtle enough

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:44, Reply)
has anyone been banned for bad mouthing the matrix sequels?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:47, Reply)
Too many to list here.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:48, Reply)
I didn't know you could make _that_ wink

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:48, Reply)
I don't believe this is a genuine poster.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:59, Reply)
Why isn't it?

(Legless is a prick., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:00, Reply)
It's a hunch, "Paul Ross"

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:00, Reply)
Sacre bleu, you're good!
'Ze leetle grey cells' have done you proud today!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:00, Reply)
Poirot was Belgian.
More insights from my keen, observant mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:01, Reply)
It is a running joke in the books that he is mistaken for a Frenchman.
It was to this that my witty little aside alluded.

Fucking hell I'm starting to talk as much shit as Dozer.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:07, Reply)

'm starting to
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:11, Reply)
It'll be flowery ties and cufflinks for you next, my friend.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:12, Reply)
and telling us chicks dig that shit.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:14, Reply)
Someone kill me now, before I get that bad.
I beg you.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:26, Reply)
OK b3th - sorry, 'Paul', can we have a better thread please?
This one is gash.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:59, Reply)
Whereas all the ones you start are brilliant are they? I don't fucking think so.

(Legless is a prick., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:00, Reply)
Yes. Yes they are.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:04, Reply)
you think everything is brilloant

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:26, Reply)
Why don't you ask battered to start one?
His threads are usually spot on.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:06, Reply)
The sarcasm level is high with this one.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:07, Reply)
Will do, Paul.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:07, Reply)
We're doing well, today.
I've bought some leather murdering gloves. They're well stabby-looking.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:23, Reply)
Cornflower blue leather, I hope.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:27, Reply)
Start a new thead.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:29, Reply)
Alright Bob? Has half term started already?

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:35, Reply)

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