alright?
Gary Glitter's been arrested. Which noncy celeb is next? My money's on Cheggers.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 9:10, 37 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Trevor McDonald

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 9:23, Reply)

Captain Placid and the entire Twang Club massive.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 9:28, Reply)

Ooh!
Thanks for the promotion to 'Celeb' - I'll gloss over the 'noncey' bit.


*looks for pictures in heat magazine*

*doesn't find any - sacks newly-appointed agent*
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 9:38, Reply)

More infamous rather than famous.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 10:25, Reply)

infamous cunt
(Bazongaloid, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 12:19, Reply)

Hi Al!
You took your time, I've missed you.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 12:25, Reply)

I reckon we just start accusing all the dead celebritys.
Richard Whitely put his consonant up my Vowel.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 28 Oct 2012, 9:46, Reply)

I'm hoping this is the start of a backlash against "celebrity culture" in general
then maybe people will be famous for actually achieving something proper, instead of the size of their tits or who they've shagged.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 9:56, Reply)

I think you would enjoy popular TV show Real Housewives of New York.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 28 Oct 2012, 9:59, Reply)

Nope
If it has "real " or "reality " in the title or description, it's guaranteed to be utter vacuous shire.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 10:03, Reply)

one of them is married to a Baron,
and is trying a career as a pop star. Her inspiration is Rhianna.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 28 Oct 2012, 10:11, Reply)

I rest my case

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 10:15, Reply)

I use Rihanna for 'inspiration' on a regular basis.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 10:38, Reply)

you can wish
but I suspect people like the drama and will get more into it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 11:33, Reply)

Rob.
Because Rob fingers kids.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 28 Oct 2012, 10:03, Reply)

Bob Geldof and Bono.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 28 Oct 2012, 10:03, Reply)

ALL OF THEM.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 28 Oct 2012, 10:04, Reply)

I think anyone who's ever had "groupies" will be shitting themselves.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 10:06, Reply)

Stu Francis
Keith Harris, Stan Boardman and Jim Davidson.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 10:19, Reply)

The Savile case teaches us that there appears to be a correlation between
'does a lot of work for charity' and 'has something to hide'
I'm looking at you 'Beefy' Botham.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 10:31, Reply)

Battered has done a lot of charity work in the past.
Just sayin', like.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 11:09, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1764246
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 12:58, Reply)

Ester Rantzen seems to get close to a lot of vulnerable kids

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 10:52, Reply)

That's life.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 11:10, Reply)

and Wogan

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 11:33, Reply)

And Pudsey.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 28 Oct 2012, 11:41, Reply)

And Basil Brush

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 11:50, Reply)

He was part of a noncing ring along with
Sooty, Sweep and Emu.

If Rod Hull was still alive you can bet he wouldn't be singing 'there's somebody at the door' if he received an early morning knock. He'd be hiding under the bed in his pink windmill hoping against hope that it's just Grotbags.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 12:48, Reply)

Anyone who has hosted a Radio 1 Roadshow.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 11:09, Reply)

I reckon Smiley Miley's had his hand in the till.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 28 Oct 2012, 11:28, Reply)

I'll bet they were all at it back then.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 12:45, Reply)

I don't know.
If someone is labelled a celebrity, you can pretty much guarantee I have no idea who they are.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 12:04, Reply)

Eddie Murphy.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 28 Oct 2012, 14:03, Reply)

I say I say I say, what pasta is best for a private tutor?
Taught-Alone-y!!!!!

I just thought that up and decided to share.

My money is on Dicky Davies. Dicky by name...
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 13:08, Reply)

Richard Madeley.
Eamon Holmes.
Bill Roach.
Denis Waterman.
Cliff Richard.
Steve Wright.
Greg Wallace.
Philip Schofield.
Matthew Kelly.
Alan Davies.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 14:01, Reply)

NOT ME.

(Legless is a prick., Sun 28 Oct 2012, 14:02, Reply)

He who denied it supplied it]

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 15:08, Reply)