We don't need to be positive all the time.
Insulting people is fun. I'd just like it not to be me all the fucking time.

Alt: Speaking of 'Gregs', that bald headed spacker off Masterchef was interviewed in some trashy woman's magazine recently bleating about how his young, fit, gold-digging ex-wife was only with him because he was rich and famous.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 30 Oct 2012, 11:23, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

well it wasn't going to be looks and personality, was it?

(quintsy, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 11:23, Reply)

To be fair B3th they are often picking on me

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 11:24, Reply)

We should totally form our own club and have secret meetings and a special handshake and everything.
Then they'd all be jealous of how super cool we are.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 30 Oct 2012, 11:27, Reply)

Can I join?
I seem to be deeply un-popular too.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 30 Oct 2012, 11:29, Reply)

You're in.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 30 Oct 2012, 11:30, Reply)

Hahahah that sounds like 'URINE'!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 11:31, Reply)

I assume I am, too?
it's basically the evening shift people
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 11:32, Reply)

You wanna be in my gang?
My gang, my gang?

/glitterlols
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 30 Oct 2012, 11:33, Reply)

Gay Shift Unite!
you have nothing to loose but your....

well, just nothing to loose.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 30 Oct 2012, 11:33, Reply)

...ability to spell simple words like 'lose'!!!!!

Oh.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 11:57, Reply)

I think we should form a Union of the Uncool
and form a united front against Boyce and the Ghastly bullies that infest this place, I reckon Tangles and Cavey would join too.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 30 Oct 2012, 11:32, Reply)

This is without doubt the gayest post in b3ta history.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 11:33, Reply)

This is my school days all over again.
*flashbacks*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 30 Oct 2012, 11:35, Reply)

yeah
but we've got a mod on our side.

and I'm sewing up special costumes as we speak
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 11:35, Reply)

I read that as 'spewing'

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 30 Oct 2012, 11:37, Reply)

Costumes! *does girly excited clapping thing*

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 30 Oct 2012, 11:37, Reply)

Mod him B3th, Mod him hard!

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 30 Oct 2012, 11:34, Reply)

You'll have to make Dozer an honourary member.
He's too blind to himself to join willingly.
( Kroney, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 11:35, Reply)

we dont' want him

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 11:36, Reply)

This^
Dozer can form his own Gang. it's how he'd want it anyway.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 30 Oct 2012, 11:37, Reply)

Poor Dozer : (

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 30 Oct 2012, 11:39, Reply)

look, I pity Dozer as much as the next man
but he does insist not only in being an unremitting cunt, but in being proud of it.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 30 Oct 2012, 11:40, Reply)

you have no idea just how risible I find you, do you?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 12:36, Reply)

Chicks dig friendless losers who've formed a gay gang.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 11:36, Reply)

if we have a gang
we have friends. And our club badges.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 11:37, Reply)

Fellow victims banding together in fear don't count.
Sorry to be etc.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 11:38, Reply)

it does when we have gang symbols
and hazing rituals
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 11:39, Reply)

Pretending to be a halfling in Burnham Beeches is not a 'hazing ritual'. Soz.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 11:43, Reply)

Ah! I see
you are jealous of our club, but too proud to form one of your own.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 11:44, Reply)

My INTERNET HARDMAN club has over NINE members ACTUALLY.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 11:45, Reply)

We're going to have AMBERL.
That totally pisses on your chips.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 30 Oct 2012, 11:45, Reply)

*quakes*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 11:53, Reply)

I live near Burnham Beeches.
Next time I hear of a LARP there, I'm going to go and throw rocks at them.
( Kroney, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 11:44, Reply)

Offline bullying.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 11:45, Reply)

I'll pretend they're +5 Rocks of Orc Slaying, or something.
It'll be fine.
( Kroney, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 11:47, Reply)

you're just trying to
get into Monty's hardmen club; for internet hardmen who are crying on the inside
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 11:49, Reply)

Nah. I'm a lone wolf, me.

( Kroney, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 11:52, Reply)

Better than being a lone Wilf, I suppose.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 11:52, Reply)

Oh god, I don't have to get hazed, do I?
I don't do well in tests.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 30 Oct 2012, 11:44, Reply)

Don't be silly, you're a founder member
you don't have to do any tests.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 30 Oct 2012, 11:44, Reply)

I love badges
this just gets better and better.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 30 Oct 2012, 11:39, Reply)

s +r

GAY.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 11:55, Reply)

aren't you joining us?
are are you throwing your lot in to be a lackey in Monty's mafia?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 11:56, Reply)

I'm above it all

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 11:57, Reply)

above it all too weak willed to make a decision in the coming civil war
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 11:58, Reply)

I shall scavenge the battlefield

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 12:10, Reply)

It isn't you all the time.
I don't really pick on you at all. Imagine being poor old Nakey-noo here. He gets shit all day long and takes it as the good-natured ribbing which it is*.

*Actually it's not, everyone really does hate his guts but he's too dim to realise
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 11:25, Reply)

I like him.
Sorry Nakers.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 30 Oct 2012, 11:26, Reply)

Tarred with the Wilf brush.
Poor Nakers.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 11:27, Reply)

I know, I feel so bad.
Never mind Nakers, you'll always be welcome with the un-cool kids.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 30 Oct 2012, 11:28, Reply)

He's the worst thing about the internet.

( Kroney, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 11:27, Reply)

He is personally responsible for Tim Berners-Lee's suicide.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 11:27, Reply)

That famous crying Dawson picture?
He'd just read a post by Nakers.
( Kroney, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 11:29, Reply)

The deforestation of the Amazon? Nakers.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 11:30, Reply)

b3th's usually alright
it's just she got a bit narky because of all the blobbing.
( Kroney, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 11:28, Reply)

I usually am right.
And, apparently, blobbing.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 30 Oct 2012, 11:29, Reply)

don't listen to him b3th, he's an ineffectual french girlfriendless prick

(quintsy, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 11:30, Reply)

No, he was on a promise the other night.
I bet he totally got some.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 30 Oct 2012, 11:31, Reply)

she probably looked like janet

(quintsy, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 11:32, Reply)

+ Street-Porter

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 11:32, Reply)

Hahaha
I've seen pictures of Janet.
( Kroney, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 11:33, Reply)

FUCK OFF KRONEY, YOU'D BE BLOBBING TOO IF YOU HAD TO MOD THESE CUNTS

(quintsy, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 11:29, Reply)

Hey listen, I'm not saying blobbing's a bad thing, right?
All I'm suggesting is that she might want to stay away from internet when she's on, as it turns out that I find it mildly inconvenient.
( Kroney, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 11:31, Reply)

this cunts asking for the banhammer, b3th
get cr3 on it
(quintsy, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 11:32, Reply)