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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm currently thinking about what I should get the girlfriend for christmas.
I can only think of things I would want because I'm selfish.
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:29, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
just throw some money at her.

(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:29, Reply)
Tuck it in her sequinned g-string

(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:30, Reply)
I like it when you're seeing someone rather than their boyfriend
so you get all the good stuff but still get to spend all your money on yourself.
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:30, Reply)
Halloween is over.

(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:30, Reply)
Oh right, yeah.

(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:31, Reply)
What could possibly give her more pleasure than seeing you happy?
Buy the things you want and allow her to enjoy the delighted look on your face as she opens them for you.
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:30, Reply)
ha, i think I'll do that.
Yeah I bought you a new graphics card for my PC so that when you're here you can watch me playing games that are even prettier!
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:32, Reply)
Class

(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:34, Reply)
Is this post just to emphasise that you have a girlfriend?

(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:31, Reply)
Is this post just to emphasise that you haven't a boyfriend?

(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:32, Reply)
ZING

(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:33, Reply)
got some savlon for my burns?

(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:35, Reply)
not sure I need to do that
it's fairly obvious from how often I'm here. And wingeing.
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:34, Reply)
well hello :D

(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:35, Reply)
I'm sure we've already been through this
happy candleday, though
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:37, Reply)
mind you, what about gonz?
surely you can't be that bad that not even gonz would smash you.
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:38, Reply)
we've already established that, no,
that is not happening
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:39, Reply)
fucking hell. I'm sorry cavy :(

(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:40, Reply)
Now you've made it sound like a thing

(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:44, Reply)
getting rejected by gonz.
yeah, that's quite a big thing.
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:45, Reply)
Al's supposed to be hung like a mule
TRUFAX plumdozer says so
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:48, Reply)
I said Al IS a tremendous prick, not Al HAS a tremendous prick.

(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:16, Reply)
you calling someone a Prick?
that's not like you at all
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:33, Reply)
Yes, and to put a wish list of things I want for christmas
in a place she may or may not read.
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:33, Reply)
subtle, I like it

(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:34, Reply)
What do you, as a woman want for christmas?

(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:37, Reply)
I'm probably not representative

(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:39, Reply)
But I've already ordered her a +6 Dragon bone lance :(

(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:40, Reply)
this seems like an excellent present
that no one could turn their nose up at
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:41, Reply)
This is what I call my penis.

(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:47, Reply)
because it's only wielded by nerds?

(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:47, Reply)
'cos you have to imagine it

(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:48, Reply)
Lancealot

(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:54, Reply)

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