So who is going to win the US election?
Do you care?

Alt: Wankers.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:15, 64 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

jesus will win our hearts

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:16, Reply)

I reckon a crab could win it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:16, Reply)

they should infiltrate and become the leader of both parties
then take control of the country IN A PINCER MOVEMENT
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:18, Reply)

Bit of a lateral move for them

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:19, Reply)

The republicans are more lobster supporters

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:22, Reply)

80% chance Obama wins the Electoral College
popular vote will probably be closer.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:19, Reply)

I think you're correct about the popular vote.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:19, Reply)

The problem being that the popular vote is pointless.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:24, Reply)

much like in the UK.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:33, Reply)

Obama, just.
But he'll be fucked by the senate again so nothing much will change.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:23, Reply)

Bet he's sore about that

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:25, Reply)

is it me?
Am I in it? I should probably start campaigning.

Uh, Vote Pig.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:25, Reply)

You've got my vote.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:25, Reply)

my plane is delayed by 20 mins.
I might lose my shit.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:31, Reply)

Is there a bar where you are now?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:44, Reply)

no.
They called us through, then announced the delay.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:54, Reply)

Most incumbent presidents win a second term.
However they are not usually black, so I'm going for: too close to call at this stage.
Of course I care.

Alt: Prick.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:25, Reply)

Man you are so fucking racist, you disgust me

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:25, Reply)

The Russians are loving this
thehill.com/blogs/global-affairs/russia/265689-russia-skewers-us-election-as-undemocratic-the-worst-in-the-world
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:27, Reply)

Each vote cast for the Mitt or Obama will have cost them around $28

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:29, Reply)

Obama.
I believe the American term is a 'shoe-in'. As opposed to a shoeing, which is a very different thing.

It won't be as slose as people are predicting. Unless Romney JR really has managed to fix the voting machines.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:28, Reply)

I think you underestimate how disappointed people are in Obama
Maybe he was over sold when voted in, maybe the economic "head winds" were too much to overcome or maybe the Senate squeezed the life ouit of any decent new legislation. but i don't think that his first term could be described as a great success.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:31, Reply)

No, I don't think I do.
I know they are. A lot of rabid supporters feel very let down. But not let down enough to switch to Romney.

Still, I know nothing, I could be entirely mistaken based on the sources I read.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:33, Reply)

this is true of everyone

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:34, Reply)

I do think though, looking at the map and the latest polls
he has probably got enough of the 'swing' states in the bag to get past the 270 fairly easily.

I am fully prepared to eat humble pie come Wednesday, mind you.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:40, Reply)

I'm afraid the humble pie contains alcohol.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:43, Reply)

You're thinking of the High Ball Pie.
(I don't know if that actually makes sense).
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:45, Reply)

I imagine it is hard to make anything make sense if you can't drink.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:55, Reply)

According to the article I read this morning
The ones who he has let down the most are the ones who are most likely to support him.
Luckily their perception is that their lives are already better under him.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:40, Reply)

Just to be clear though, I think he has been doing ok
whatthefuckhasobamadonesofar.com/
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:42, Reply)

I just worked out my prediction.
293-245.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:44, Reply)

I'm going to win it.
On behalf of rakishly handsome flat cap wearers everywhere.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:31, Reply)

post the gaz

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:33, Reply)

I don't think my phone can do that large a copy & paste.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:35, Reply)

highlights?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:40, Reply)

I'm like a bent copper, I'm a dobber, I can't be trusted.
All very lolsome as I didn't 'dob him in', the flaming galah.

It's alright, I gave him a very terse and very rude answer.

Edit: plus, the only dobber involved is the one strapped around his head to allow him to type.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:49, Reply)

I'll vote for you.
Where do I sign up?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:44, Reply)

At your local leisure centre.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:47, Reply)

Where do I sign on?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:58, Reply)

The bookies have got Obama down to win, but the odds are shit.
But I don't really care. I care more about lunch. Lunch is important, whichever puppet gets to run the place doesn't really matter.
Edit, is anyone bothering to vote in the UK police commissioner election next week?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:39, Reply)

no

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:44, Reply)

I will be.
I assume turn out will be so fucking low that your votes will really count for once.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:45, Reply)

It's literally going to be you who decides.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:47, Reply)

I'll have to wake up the people in the polling office to sign me in.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:48, Reply)

Is there a "make rape legal" candidate?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:48, Reply)

I don't think George Galloway is elligible to stand in this one.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:49, Reply)

I think it is a shit idea, but I don't know the best way to register this view.
If I don't go and vote it will just be assumed that this is part of the increase in voter apathy.
Also, this puts me in agreement with Sir Ian Blair.
I might spoil my paper - creative suggestions on how best to do this are welcome.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:51, Reply)

Why not make a camp in a tree "Swampy"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:53, Reply)

I believe in the trees' right to be free of human squatters.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:54, Reply)

Turn it into an elaborate origami of David Cameron sucking a donkey cock.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:55, Reply)

a CDC and ACAB

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:55, Reply)

Don't get a vote for a police commissioner in London, comes under Boris's responsibility.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:49, Reply)

did you read that thing I linked you to?
WTN
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:50, Reply)

Not yet.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:52, Reply)

What's he like as a mayor?
I only see him on the news, and don't have to toil under his buffoonish, blond haired leadership.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 13:03, Reply)

As with his predecessor, some good, some not so good.
Investment in public transport = good.
Crime = getting better.
Homelessness = worse.

etc.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 13:09, Reply)

Shit idea. No, I wont be voting.

( Kroney, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 13:01, Reply)

have you and your IT buddy fixed it yet?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 13:02, Reply)

I'm on a call at the moment with BT
Whilst they're testing stuff I'm pretty much at a loose end.

I hate today :(
( Kroney, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 13:03, Reply)

today hates you too
hth xx
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 13:08, Reply)

i had some deep fried soft shell crab over the weekend, it was nom

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 13:00, Reply)

This thread is like a turd on the Christmas dinner table
it stinks. no one knows how it got there, but they wish someone would get rid of it.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 13:19, Reply)

Dolph Lundgren
No

Alt: *defiant wanks*
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 13:21, Reply)

I will break you

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 13:23, Reply)