Have you ever done that thing where you accidentally show the current girl you're seeing
a picture of an ex's boobs whilst trying to show her a completely unrelated photo?

She took it surprisingly well.
( Kroney, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:11, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Have you ever done that thing where you 'accidentally' show the internet how much FABULOUS SEX you are having with HOT GIRLS?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:13, Reply)

Well, unlike the rest of you
I don't have a lolarious life of cocaine and booze (or natural highs in your case) so I can't talk about those.
( Kroney, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:15, Reply)

anyone who links to this is a nonce

(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:14, Reply)

C'mon, you deserved that.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:19, Reply)

Have you ever done that thing where you make up a lie and post it on the internet?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:16, Reply)

Nope.
I haven't beheaded anyone.
( Kroney, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:17, Reply)

Hahaha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:19, Reply)

Yeah, well SHUT UP YEAH?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:21, Reply)

zing....

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:22, Reply)

I've never done that, although I've had music on in the background whilst girls have been round, and a song by my ex came on...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:21, Reply)

Don't worry, neither has he.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:25, Reply)

It's a shame everything on the internet is a lie.
Makes it difficult to have conversations.
( Kroney, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:28, Reply)

If you want a conversation then speak to a PERSON.
Are we all going for a Christmas beer?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:29, Reply)

How about December 25th in Edinburgh?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:30, Reply)

Sure! See you there!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:37, Reply)

St Vincent's bar. 11am.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:39, Reply)

:(

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:30, Reply)

What's the matter, don't you like beer?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:32, Reply)

I likes it very much.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:33, Reply)

Then why so sad?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:39, Reply)

I don't get to go :(

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:41, Reply)

I don't see why not.
I'm in Germany until Christmas Eve, though. If I were going to have a chance to flake out without informing anyone, it's going to have to be prior to the 17th or after Boxing Day.

Otherwise you'll have forewarning that I won't turn up and where's the fun in that?
( Kroney, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:31, Reply)

I don't know, we all enjoyed it immeasurably when you didn't turn up last time.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:32, Reply)

:(

( Kroney, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:34, Reply)

fuck em kroney.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:35, Reply)

There's a terrible amount of bullying going on today.
I'm not sure I can cope.
( Kroney, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:37, Reply)

I liked it when we all showed each other pictures of our lunch and accidentally showed pictures of breasts we downloaded off the internet.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:35, Reply)

Good times!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:41, Reply)

I was disappointed when someone got it wrong, I wanted to see breasts, but all I got was a Sainsbury's cheese & pickle sandwich and a packet of salt & vinegar crisps.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:44, Reply)

Best disappointment ever!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:44, Reply)

Sunset. Sunrise!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:47, Reply)