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I have a new breakfast regime of a slice of ham with my morning cuppa, as protein is better brain food than carbs. I am testing whether it makes me feel more alert in the mornings, and so far so good although that might also be the not drinking the last couple of nights.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 9:17, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Try drinking in the mornings
You will feel alert and massively confident
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 9:20, Reply)

Also, keep a bottle of vodka in your desk and take regular swigs throughout the day
You'll find it makes the working day flow much more easily.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 9:24, Reply)

*makes notes*
*falls off chair*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 9:27, Reply)

it is important to ensure ones blood/alcohol level doesn't drop too low.

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 9:38, Reply)

It's like diabetes, but with booze.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 9:44, Reply)

diabaileys?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 9:46, Reply)

could be.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 9:48, Reply)

steak and eggs, breakfast of champions
One of the best things to do is drink a pint of water first thing.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 9:26, Reply)

this^
on both counts
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 9:27, Reply)

Soon as I get into work I grab a pint glass and get some water
so I've got that covered.

Steak sounds a bit intense for breakfast, but I might give it a go. Would this be a regular steak e.g. 8oz fillet or some kind of special breakfast steak, perhaps thinly sliced or something?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 9:36, Reply)

All steak is good steak

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 9:37, Reply)

The old adage is to breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dine like a pauper.
So perhaps go for the bigger steak for breakfast.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 9:38, Reply)

I think a few small thin steaks with a couple of eggs would be fucking amazing for breakfast

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 9:41, Reply)

googling has an american recipe that advocates 2 steaks and 4 eggs
the fat fucking bastards.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 9:43, Reply)

They appear to be doing it correctly

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 9:46, Reply)

r th

that really wasn't worth the effort, in hindsight. Soz Nakers.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 9:43, Reply)

Yeah but the same sort of studies
show that an apple is better than a cup of coffee to get you going in the morning...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 9:30, Reply)

Either dropped onto your face would work

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 9:42, Reply)

Any article that starts "studies show" is invariably an epic pile of bollocks.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 9:45, Reply)

Studies show that this is usually true.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 9:46, Reply)

lols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 9:46, Reply)