Ostracism!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ostracism
Ostracism(Ancient Greek:ὀστρακισμός,ostrakismos) was a procedure under the Athenian democracy in which any citizen could be expelled from the city-state of Athens for ten years. While some instances clearly expressed popular anger at the victim, ostracism was often used preemptively. It was used as a way of neutralizing someone thought to be a threat to the state or potential tyrant. Crucially, ostracism had no relation to the processes of justice. There was no charge or defense, and the exile was not in fact a penalty; it was simply a command from the Athenian people that one of their number be gone for ten years.

Who would you vote to ostracise from Britain/your country?

How about from QOTW/OT?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 10:00, 57 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Have I been ostracised?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 10:11, Reply)

I don't like ostriches.
weird looking pricks.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 10:12, Reply)

I've never seen an ostrich's penis.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 10:13, Reply)

I don't think birds have cocks.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 10:14, Reply)

Man, I hope no one ever looks at my internet search history
www.nature.com/news/ostrich-penis-clears-up-evolutionary-mystery-1.9600
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 10:19, Reply)

well there you go, we're all learning today.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 10:20, Reply)

That most birds touch bumholes to mate
the dirty feckers.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 10:21, Reply)

Fuck them. Fuck them right in the scaly cloaca.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 10:22, Reply)

I think Emu is conclusive proof
they do.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 10:22, Reply)

And they carry an aerial threat

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 10:23, Reply)

This post ^ should be acknowledged.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 12:01, Reply)

I quite like this idea from /talk of having a weekly vote:
www.b3ta.com/questions/bugs_and_feature_requests/post1721552
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 10:13, Reply)

oh man, poor herb :(

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 10:15, Reply)

Surprised SSG didn't get more votes.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 10:22, Reply)

why's that?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 10:24, Reply)

From what I've seen he doesn't seem too popular.
I don't go on /talk very often, so maybe I'm mistaken.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 10:25, Reply)

not sure I've seen much of that.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 10:26, Reply)

We did a "worst poster on /ot" poll a couple of months ago
iirc Monty won by a landslide
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 10:18, Reply)

monty boyce, worse than nakers.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 10:19, Reply)

He's not gonna be happy about that

(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 10:25, Reply)

Who the fuck voted for me?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 Nov 2012, 10:35, Reply)

you voted for yourself you bellend, cause you felt left out.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 10:37, Reply)

oh, right.
Sounds like something I'd do.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 Nov 2012, 10:39, Reply)

I voted for myself too :'(

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 10:40, Reply)

So,
Who is going to fill me in on the last weeks fun and games that I have missed?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 Nov 2012, 10:34, Reply)

Here's a precis of the week
Nakers is still a bent spastic
Dozer is still too alternative to make sense
Monty still hasn't got his name back
B3th never turns up till about 3.30 pm
er
that's it
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 10:36, Reply)

Thanks loc,
but the real question here, is why does b3th not show up till 3.30pm?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 Nov 2012, 10:37, Reply)

she's figging a goat

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 10:39, Reply)

+n old?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 10:40, Reply)

no, she is inserting root ginger into a goat's anus.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 10:41, Reply)

why?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 10:42, Reply)

jesus christ boy, this is first year sex chat here.
get a grip!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 10:43, Reply)

I get the how
but I'm not seeing who's gaining pleasure here, unless you're implying she likes torturing dumb animals?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 10:44, Reply)

for real?
fucking hell OT
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 10:45, Reply)

you're making less sense than Nakers

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 10:47, Reply)

you're being more obtuse and needlessly pedantic than AA,

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 10:49, Reply)

Pardon me for trying to understand your strange sense of humour......

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 10:53, Reply)

right, so you realise it was a joke then.
like all the other comments make on b3ta.
prick.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 10:54, Reply)

I think we should ostracise racism
repost this to five people on facebook or you are a racist
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 10:47, Reply)

what if I post "go home nignogs" on facebook?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 10:50, Reply)

then you only need to do it once

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 10:56, Reply)

seems like a double standard to me.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 10:57, Reply)

I wish I got to go home
bored in the office right here. Perhaps if I blacked up?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 11:00, Reply)

blacking up is always the answer.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 11:01, Reply)

Fucking hell lighty, you broke the internets!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 11:10, Reply)

What?
i well like breasts
( broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 11:12, Reply)

would this influence your vote as to who to ostracise?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 11:17, Reply)

i don't like ostrich breasts
i like lady breasts
( broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 11:18, Reply)

Apparently ostrich breasts are very healthy

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 11:22, Reply)

unlike Quinton's girlfriend's

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 12:05, Reply)

The Ginges.
also, I think baldmonkey once pissed on an ostracism.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 13 Nov 2012, 11:27, Reply)

i like eggs

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 11:31, Reply)

You should be ostracised for posting such a shit thread.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 11:34, Reply)

alright?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 12:13, Reply)

i did a new thread as this one is shitter than shit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 12:15, Reply)