eggs
i like eggs
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 12:37, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I like eggs too.
Excellent source of protein.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 12:41, Reply)

why did Kroney only eat one egg?

Because one egg is an oeuf!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 12:42, Reply)

oh nakers, not this "joke" again :(

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 12:47, Reply)

It works on so many levels and in so many situations
feel free to use it
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 12:48, Reply)

why did Nakers commit suicide?
For the benefit of society as a whole.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 12:50, Reply)

no thanks nakers, I'm not a bent spastic.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 12:50, Reply)

are you 100% sure about this?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 12:51, Reply)

would you really want your one gimmick removed?
nakers..... yeah, that one.
nakers, bent spastic.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 12:53, Reply)

is that all i am to you mmps
a bent spastic, nothing more, nothing less?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 12:54, Reply)

it's hardly my fault you're so ill-defined.
perhaps you should take some time off, go for a walk, skip some stones.
try and find yourself. perhaps come back as a bent spastic wanker.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 12:55, Reply)

I have never been to me

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 12:56, Reply)

I went on holiday there, it was either 97 or 98.
utterly dreadful, would not recommend.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 12:57, Reply)

thanks for that Paul "Judith Chalmers" Ross

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 12:58, Reply)

I went to me once
What wasn't run down was under construction and the whole blessed lot was overrun with Germans.
( Kroney, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 13:09, Reply)

Much like Paris

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 13:13, Reply)

Nakers: The wilderness years.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 12:59, Reply)

nakers trudged sadly through the streets of wigan, his left leg dragging lamely behind the other.
his mind a blank turmoil of inner regrets and pain. questions bubbling unbidden from the darkest recesses of his mind. who was he? what was he here for? why was he in wigan? why did nobody else share his love for chumba-wumba? he lashed out, attempting to kick a stone but only succeeding in losing his balance. the stone was still firmly in place, mocking him with it's glittering brilliance in the glow of the street lamp.
"haha! look at the bent spastic!" came the harsh yet high pitched voice of a child. nakers turned to look at a group of kids, all laughing at him. "oi mister! catch!" one child shouted, and threw a half drunk can of coke at him. nakers flailed at the fizzy missile but missed completely, the can smacking him on the head and soaking him in cold brown liquid. "hahaha! what a bent spastic!" the child called out, his companions picking up the chant. nakers turned and hobbled away, the words bent spastic ringing around his bulbous head.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 13:08, Reply)

Hahahahaha
*clicks*
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 13:49, Reply)

Because he surrendered as soon as it was shelled?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 12:51, Reply)

*le golf clap*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 13:20, Reply)