c'mon fuckers, write a story about a fellow OTer!
do one about me! I fucking do them about you often enough.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:17, 7 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I'll give this a miss.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:18, Reply)

That's what got you in trouble last time...

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:21, Reply)

The emaciated stray horse almost knocked MMPS to the ground as he stumbled to the offy for a bottle of buckie and some Super kings
it had been a rough night; mrs.mmps had passed out and shat herself and his son had painted the 'lounge' walls with her feaces. MMPS shook his head and picked yet another piece of sweetcorn out from under his nails.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:21, Reply)

Me pipes, me braw bricht pipes wha me wee mither hae gi' abou' henna bairn me wee mither gang ower many abou' on a braw bricht moonlicht nicht me couthie pipes at many a mickle maks a muckle me wee mither na mair, laddie, Na mair I' the warld on a verra braw fricht abou' I ken wha hae bled a man's a man for a' that and a' that and a mickle a muckle
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:21, Reply)

I love the subtle narrative manipulation here.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:05, Reply)

MMPS crawled out of his deep-fried hovel,
the stench of a mixture of Buckie and what he referred to as ‘pish’ (NB this is what people in England with the luxury of teeth refer to as ‘piss’) burning his bulbous, red, veiny nose like napalm. He idly picked at his distended, diseased anus through his Kappa kilt and his pleurisy-ridden lungs rattled like a half-empty box of Highland Toffees.

'Och aye the noo' he bellowed in his unintelligble 'brogue'. His wife, Gudrun Ure, made a futile attempt to shoo away the flies which gathered like ill-omened stormclouds around their munchy box dinner.

ET CETERA
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:23, Reply)

i clicked
mmps is just jealous, sweetie
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:25, Reply)

I can churn this shit out standing on 'ma fucken heid'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:27, Reply)

at least he fucking made an effort.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:29, Reply)

hey
just because i can't translate what i said doesn't mean i didn't sweat blood to produce it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:41, Reply)

fucking hell, stick a cunt rat in then!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:48, Reply)

the filming wasn't until 3 but he wnted to look his best for "Jeremy Kyle", so he shuffled off to matalan to get himself a five finger discount on a new trackie

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:25, Reply)

christ, you're all fucking shit at this.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:24, Reply)

I heard that you walked 500 miles, then 500 more.
Next time drive, you fucking dimwit.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:25, Reply)

Hoots, help ma boab. Crivens!

( Kroney, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:32, Reply)