Here's my guess
India this thread shopping days til Christmas people who aren't fed up of hearing about Christmas ALREADY Zlatan Ibrahimovic pi people who don't think Nakers is a bent spastic Number of pounds the Twilight franchise should have taken at the box office
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:55, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

are you drunk?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:57, Reply)

Not allowed to drink on my new happy pills
I have therefore renamed them not as happy as I fucking could be (but probably healthier and wealthier as a result) pills
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:59, Reply)

So are you 'a mental' now then Trotter?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:06, Reply)

Officially I suppose I am, yes
Bibble
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:11, Reply)

I feel left out on here these days

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:13, Reply)

I'm not on any prescription medicines either, if that helps.
We may be the only two though.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:15, Reply)

i ent on nuffin

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:16, Reply)

SSRIs wouldn't help with your particular er... mental deficiencies.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:19, Reply)

I'll give you a good solid wallop in the swingers if you like
You'll be pretty mental after that
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:16, Reply)

That's zero, isn't it?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:57, Reply)

No, it's Darth.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:58, Reply)

x by number of people who don't think Nakers is a bent spastic
is times by zero, no?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:00, Reply)

Oh, sorry
It's not times by, it's greater than

See below
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:03, Reply)

Well it's less than the previous answer
Which is one

So yes
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:58, Reply)

I've just noticed that all the ">" symbols I put in my post have vanished
It makes less sense now
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:00, Reply)

it makes no sense

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:02, Reply)

t
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:03, Reply)

Ahem
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(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:04, Reply)

He might be from the West Country

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:06, Reply)

t makes no sense am a bent spastic


Are you getting tired of this yet?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:06, Reply)

I am.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:07, Reply)

How's your hangover?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:10, Reply)

I'm falling aslees at my desk.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:21, Reply)

meh

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:07, Reply)

b3ta thinks they're the start of html tags, so it doesn't work <except in subject lines>

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:04, Reply)

Unless you can do
<clever shit>
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:09, Reply)

In a carrier bag?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:11, Reply)

peeer-lease. Pringles Tube.
Although I don't know why I haven't thought of a dog egg bag, seems like it was made for the job. I could just do it on the floor of the tube caridge and then pick it up after.
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:15, Reply)

&lt

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:11, Reply)

Seen this yet gonz
online.wsj.com/article_email/SB10001424127887324556304578116392091283994-lMyQjAxMTAyMDEwMzExNDMyWj.html
next big thing in smart phones I think.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:27, Reply)