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New thread!Talk amongst yourselves.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 20:26,
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latest was 12 years ago)
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 20:27,
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Probably.But I'm guessing he doesn't want to talk to you. What with you about to be sued and everything.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 20:27,
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If they come looking, I've got all of your details!I might see what Lord McWhatsit wants to pay me for the info.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 20:29,
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I'm surprised you are here PD.I thought you'd be watching The Junior Apprentice in a quest to pick up some skills to further your career.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 20:37,
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I am talking amongst myselfWhat should I do next?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 20:33,
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On the whole I prefer Jeff's answerThanks anyway.
How is the little one?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 20:37,
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Much better thanks. Had a 'chat' with her on the phone earlier. Can't wait to get home on Sat. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 20:39,
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Don't tell him Battered.IT'S A TRAP.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 20:41,
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Good againNot a trap, just internet concern.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 20:43,
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If you told him it was trap, it wouldn't be a trap.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 20:45,
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I posted this earlier but it got deleted. Your text earlier was superb. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 20:48,
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Gotta keep you amused whilst you are in enemy soil.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 20:51,
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You certainly have. BTW the Poles were allies...
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 20:52,
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Not in the World Cup qualifiers in 93 they weren't.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 20:54,
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what's everyones favourite television format for touching kids after?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 20:35,
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I'm sorry, I'm not sure I understand.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 20:36,
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I am expecting someone to flounce this evening. Having been that soldier I recognise the signs. Failing lack of perspective, taking words on a screen too seriously, ranting gazzes.
Shame. The person concerned is sound really.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 20:37,
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I'm not being that ungentlemanly. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 20:40,
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You are stuck in a hotel room, watching Polish telly.You might as well Gaz me the details.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 20:41,
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Watching some of my Foyles War box set on my laptop. Love it. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 20:43,
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Are you talking about me, you cunt?Eh? Are you?
ARE YOU????????
*flounces*
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 20:50,
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I'd flounce but I haven't got the energy.So it seems like you're sporadically stuck with me.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 20:51,
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Internet validation, right there.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 20:57,
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eveningi am tired. How are you?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 20:39,
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i done thati had chips. now I am proper full. and fatter :(
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 20:42,
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"Dear Tesco. Cavy ate chips."(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 20:43,
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More likely to be Booker or Macro than Tesco, given the quantity she consumes. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 20:45,
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i actually eat krill like a whale(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 20:46,
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you mean you throw chips in the bath?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 20:59,
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it's close enough, right?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 20:59,
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Tesco tell Cavy what to eatShe's basically the Tesco mole in b3ta. She reports back on all of us.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 20:47,
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So do the c&c's. the difference being they're much more accurate about quantity. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 20:49,
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What? This lot?www.youtube.com/watch?v=XF2ayWcJfxo
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 20:53,
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oh manthis is ace
or I am so headfucked I've lost all sense of anything
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 20:58,
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from about the same era...I'll see you that and raise you this www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzKuEefxjaA
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:03,
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Soz.Is this better? www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBIajxETI5w
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:09,
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Worrabouthis?www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTfZCg6zj9M
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:12,
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Take this thenwww.youtube.com/watch?v=5B74WPxZGfw
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:11,
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Cunt.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:14,
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Why I thought of that I've no idea, and I apologise most profusely.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:04,
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damn you!they will send me emails and things now
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 20:46,
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Pop Music?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 20:52,
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I GET THIS!!!(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 20:55,
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Bond reference.Judi Dench plays 'M', said song is by 'M'.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:05,
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Sharp cookiesDon't look it up - the only other top 40 single from "M" was....?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:09,
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Barely bothering the top 30?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:13,
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This odd concotionwww.youtube.com/watch?v=oSqfW-1e7oQ
I loved this when it came out. 34 I think.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:16,
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Have you seen this blog, b3th?wifeinspace.com/
I find it most amusing.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:06,
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It is indeed hilarious.I'm up to the Liz Shaw era at teh moment. I don'#t think there's any chance I'll catch up with them, unless they also do post-2005.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:09,
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They're stopping at McGann.Skip to the Davison years podcast, where John Levene has a go at Sue for spilling his pint at a convention last weekend. What a miserable cunt.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:11,
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New York London Paris Munich(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 20:54,
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I am becoming increasingly concerned with your fixation with Ian McShane. Help is available if you look for it. x
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 20:57,
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At least you didn't call me Eric. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:00,
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To be fair,I have called him botha cunt and a tit in the past, so either of our suggestions would work.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:06,
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Rule of life: minibar white Bordeaux is fucking horrid. HTH. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:00,
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Yeah mon, how goes it? What have I missed(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:05,
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It goes ok ta. Am in Poland for work. You've missed absolutely fuck all. Unsurprisingly. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:07,
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Alright, bobs?Night off from noncing, is it?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:04,
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Blimey.This place must be shit these days if the return of Bob gets such an enthusiastic reply from Battered.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:07,
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I bet that's not the first time he's made you chuckle without opening his mouth.You know, because he looks funny.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:16,
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Alright BobbyAre you still at the school from hell?
S'funny how popular you become by staying away from here for a while...
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:21,
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I know! I'm a prick.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:37,
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You can all fuck off now. I am going to bed. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:13,
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I LEFT YOU A MACC LADS LINK YOU CUNT!(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:15,
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YOU SAW IT!(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:15,
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As Battered leaves the field, I shall come on as substitute.Evening all.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:17,
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I think Bobby has done the KP thing too.Comes on to great applause, then twats an easy ball and fucks off.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:21,
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This is something to do with peanuts, right?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:22,
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Cricket.I dance to my own tune here - like a pikey trying to steal live wire.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:25,
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Fuck off with your posh boy sport.We watch football here, young man.
What are you, one of those queers or something?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:27,
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No - just Middle Class, educated, informed and intelligent.Now if you could tear yourself away from Jeremy Kyle for a moment - thank you - these toilets won't clean themselves.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:30,
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all sport is for pussies(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:32,
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I don't particularly care for chips either.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:37,
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I've said it before and I'll say it again.I prefer Daddy.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:42,
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Your Electra Complex is well documented.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:46,
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Agreeing with Cavy right here.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:34,
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that's because I am rightI am always right
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:34,
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Let's not get carried away.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:35,
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It certainly didn't feel right.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:39,
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Fuck off with your 'sport'I don't watch any of it. It's all bent.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:32,
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D'you know whatI don't mind snooker.
It is probably the one sport I could watch on telly.
I mean, I wouldn't go out of my way to watch it, but if I was lying stoned in front of the box I might not turn it off.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:43,
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Who d'you think it'd be REALLY good to hear from right now?(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:39,
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^this.Or Sweary, or Roota.
Basically, anybody with tits.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:41,
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OMG I TOTES HAVE TITS!And cider! *smooshes b3th*
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 22:02,
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and what lovely tits they are too!*smooshes*
Sorry, I've been 'somewhere else'.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 22:29,
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LOLI'm so proud of my tots :D
/insert jelly comment here...
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 22:30,
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BGB would be good but I had someone else in mind(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:41,
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You rang, m'lord?And what's your pleasure this evening?
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:46,
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Suppose that kind of balances out my self-loathing...What's fresh on OT?
haven't been here in yonks, like, eh.
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:52,
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Don't ask me GuvI'm occasional, like I always was.
Tangled is a top music geezer.
Just good to have you back. I reckon you'd work nice with the evening people again.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:55,
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I dunno, mate, have you forgotten what an insufferable cunt I am?Been listening to Keith Jarrett this evening, the Köln concerts.
I'm all serene and so-forth.
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:59,
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Not bad taste for an insufferable cunt though.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 22:02,
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Thanks!I have my moments.
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 22:14,
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Really?I've never come across another Keith Jarrett fan - the Koln concert is my all time favourite - and that's without the umlout x
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 22:04,
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There appears to be at least three fans in this thread.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 22:06,
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Well bugger me!What's the collective for Jarrett fans?
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 22:07,
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It seems that Tourettes has been hanging out in the wrong places then.She should stick around here more.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 22:10,
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Yup.That'd shift the ratio a bit.
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 22:12,
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*shifts*xxx
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 22:25,
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OMG we should totes have an eveningwhere we get together with Proper Jazz dude!
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 22:32,
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I introduced my young buddy Mole to On Green Dolphin Street t'other day.Blew his mind, it did.
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 22:39,
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We should start a club or summink.Nah, fuck it. Another one of my massively retarded ideas.
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 22:11,
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I vote for"or summink"
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 22:28,
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He's hisutely sexyas always :D
He totes has an account on here,
I'll see if I can wake him up ;o)
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 22:33,
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Groovy!Sorry we couldn't make it to Powfest, it all got a bit heavy round then.
Things are much better now, hopefully we'll be able to make it next year...
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 22:36,
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And youHow the bloody hell are you?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 22:14,
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It's because you're a cunt Look at the cunts we have now - perma-banned Rory popping up in whatever guise he can to avoid his dismal cuboid wife and 2D offspring.
I used to come here to be amused by people like you. There are good posters now - the tide goes in and out - get involved again.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 22:07,
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I'll try and make the effort, see if I can work it into my busy schedule.Hawking my pearly on the mean streets...
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 22:09,
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Need to work in the morningWine and pet-food. It's got to be paid for and now I must sleep.
Night Guv!
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 22:23,
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Night night chick!Sweaty dreams and all that x
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 22:27,
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Roger that.Sweet dreams, sweet cheeks xxx
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 22:27,
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Haven't quite gone yetAll we need now is Becky, WFF, BGB and Spakka.
Nice to know you're both alive.
xxxx
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 22:31,
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Yeah, I miss Spazzmo.Wonder where in the world he is now?
Last I heard he was in eastern yoorp or something.
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 22:34,
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I spoke to BGB this eveningGoing to see her on Saturday :o)
Shall give her your regards xxx
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 22:35,
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I'll tell the missus to give her a hug from you at the weekend.I may or may not see her myself.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:41,
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Evening DG, how's your belly for spots, bonny lad?You still unemployed, or did you get something sorted?
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:49,
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I'm in temporary employment until next June at least and hating every minute of it.Not the job so much as the fucking red tape.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:51,
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Other colours of tape are available.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:53,
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:(((At least is keeping you off the streets.
Sweary ok?
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:54,
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We should beat the fuck out of him.You fancy a road trip?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:49,
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Do you mean b3tans or more generally?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:40,
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Wahey! Still here(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:42,
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I enjoy long, Spunking walks on the beach, getting Fisted in the rain and serendipitous encounters with Balls. I really like piña coladas mixed with Lovejuice, and romantic, candle-lit Tits. I am well-read from Dr. Seuss to Kirsten Dunst. I travel frequently, especially to Leeds, when I am not busy with work. (I am a Fireman.) I am looking for Dildo and beauty in the form of a French goddess. She should have the physique of Liv Tyler and the Beef Curtains of Oscar the Grouch. I would prefer if she knew how to cook, clean, and wash my Fingers. I know I’m not very attractive in my picture, but it was taken 69 days ago, and I have since become more Horny.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 23:02,
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Candle day!(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 23:45,
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Ha wicked, I had no idea.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 20:35,
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