It's fucking terrible, The Doveston.
These cunts don't know they're fucking born and not one of them is even remotely amusing. They all smell as well.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:18, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

you love us all, every one

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:21, Reply)

me especially

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:23, Reply)

he has a nakers doll in his flat, you know
it has suspicious stains around the mouth.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:23, Reply)

I'm afraid if we ever meet he'll try and slip me a digit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:29, Reply)

and the rest

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:32, Reply)

he'd wear you like Sooty

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:36, Reply)

I love ya, big guy
*ruffles hair*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:24, Reply)

*pants*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:26, Reply)

+ *creams *

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:28, Reply)

*lols*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:31, Reply)

You're like one of those stupid, trusting labradors that keeps
wagging his tail at you no matter how hard you fucking kick it.
( Kroney, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:25, Reply)

i'm sure you said something similar to me about the Ex...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:26, Reply)

You and Nakers have a lot in common.

( Kroney, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:28, Reply)

Awesome, sexy west london legends

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:29, Reply)

YES!!!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:30, Reply)

Nakers, I could believe it of you.
However, I've met Swipe.
( Kroney, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:31, Reply)

which is how you know it's true
don't make me tell them about you stripping off and chasing me around the flat yelling, "suck me please just suck me"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:32, Reply)

Haha wtf

( Kroney, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:33, Reply)

and the dance
oh god, the naked dance when you stood on my chair and wiggled your hips swinging it around in circles and singing...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:35, Reply)

That's my sexy dance :(

( Kroney, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:36, Reply)

the roflcopter

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:37, Reply)

I was singing
"You spin me right round, baby, right round"
( Kroney, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:38, Reply)

'The Whirlybird'

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:40, Reply)

You were the only one who had to chase her.
Everyone else was beating her off with a shitty stick.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:35, Reply)

Now you look here. This has gone on for long enough.
I have a micropenis. My only hope is to slip it in when somebody's not looking and hope they don't notice.

It's a medical condition and I'll thank you to treat it with a measure of respect.
( Kroney, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:37, Reply)

is that why you left your glasses behind

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:38, Reply)

I don't like to see the truth.
The out of focus fog is a blessing.
( Kroney, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:39, Reply)

et tu stunned-e

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:37, Reply)

Sorry, love.
The other boys made me do it.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:40, Reply)

with a shitty stick
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:45, Reply)

esome ful
y ually abnormal
leg bell
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:31, Reply)

:(

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:32, Reply)

I am pant-creamingly sorry

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:41, Reply)

i see.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:28, Reply)

I'm telling you, it's truly dire.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:29, Reply)