Alt: Jeff Dunham, when he's doing Achmed the Dead Terrorist.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:03, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Oh ffs that is the least funny act I think I've ever seen.
So, so shit. Yeti made me watch him once. Dire in excelsis.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:05, Reply)

^ wrong on the internet ^

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:06, Reply)

Are you not taking the piss here?
You genuinely think he's funny? Seriously?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:07, Reply)

Yes. I think he is funny, only with that character. The rest of his act is piss poor.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:09, Reply)

That is your favourite standup act?
My mind is genuinely boggling here.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:11, Reply)

Yes.
It's honest humour, he isn't trying to be sophisticated, or surreal, or offensive just for the sake of it. A lot of stand up is utter piss.

Russell Howard? Fuck off you bucktoothed cunt.
Eddie Izzard? About as amusing as a tumour.
Ross Noble? Cunt cunt cunt cunt.
Bill Bailey? Shitcunt.

etc.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:14, Reply)

Izzard was very funny in his day and Ross Noble makes more sense if you are in the crowd
I thought he was shit before seeing him live
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:15, Reply)

Izzard is frightful.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:16, Reply)

I thought he was OK when I first saw him on TV
As you say though, seeing him live is something different altogether, he's been superb every time. Being on one of his DVDs is nice too.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:28, Reply)

But better than Richard Pryor?
Dear God.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:16, Reply)

Pryor only had one funny bit. Which is the one where his heart and him are having a conversation during his heart attack.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:19, Reply)

Perhaps he should have endlessly said 'I kill you' instead.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:23, Reply)

I kill you.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:05, Reply)

Good morning.
Infidel.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:06, Reply)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
:o(
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:06, Reply)

i like that woman who has the puppet,
She's funny. Achmed however and Jeff can Fuck the Fuck off up the fucking Fuck river of fucks.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:10, Reply)

She's hot as well, forgotten her name though.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:11, Reply)

'Stupid shit-bird'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:12, Reply)

I'm afraid she isn't funny either.
She ruined QI when she was on it. Dreadful.

1) puppets = no
2) female comics = no
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:12, Reply)

correct on the internet
woman aren't funny, FACT.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:14, Reply)

Female comics = yes. Daisy Donnovan for one and Shappi Khorsandi for another.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:16, Reply)

as in these woman are as funny as a boil on your anus?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:17, Reply)

+ not quite

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:18, Reply)

Shappi Korshandi
is not funny in any way. Except perhaps smelling.

Go on, do a joke about being a Muslim woman. On the other hand, shut the fuck up.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:26, Reply)

shappi korsandi not funny.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:27, Reply)

correct

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:31, Reply)

Victoria Wood

(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:28, Reply)

not funnny

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:31, Reply)

+n't.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:32, Reply)

Wasn't one of us there for that recording?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:19, Reply)

Dunno, soz.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:22, Reply)

I swear, someone had tickets or QI, and I'm sure it was that episode.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:23, Reply)

LiC wasn't it?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:28, Reply)

Yep.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:39, Reply)

No need to swear b3th.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:28, Reply)

Fuck you
You're not my real dad
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:31, Reply)

although he is old enough to be

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:32, Reply)

but not old enough to be her husband.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:33, Reply)

the knight at the end of "last crusade" isn't old enough for B3th

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:34, Reply)

me!
I am siding with the "not funny" group.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:39, Reply)

:(

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:14, Reply)

oh jeff, you silly boy, not you.
You're positively lovely.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:15, Reply)