I might go and visit that London on friday

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:26, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO THERE?!?!?!

(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:27, Reply)

You are in the diary, my man.
My Mrs is coming along to say "Hiya".

A wise man once said "Get your ass to Mars", when what he really meant was "London".

Wise words that we can all agree on. N'est ce pas?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:29, Reply)

Was it Heinrich Himmler who once said
'oh nice one, that should be good'?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:34, Reply)

I think the late, great Charles de Gaul said
" A thing of beauty is a joy forever. So why am I with this miserable bitch".

Wise words that we can all agree on. N'est ce pas?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:37, Reply)

I can't believe it was 75 years ago to the very day,
that Mao Tse Tung first posited his theory that 'he who smelt it, dealt it'.

Wise words that we can all agree on. N'est ce pas?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:41, Reply)

Well it was 1,000 years ago that Confucius say
Man who walk through airport scanner sideways must be going to Bangkok
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:43, Reply)

Ho, ho.
Nice one.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:44, Reply)

Not quite all can agree on this.
Let us not forget that The Second Sino-Japanese War was sparked after Emperor Hirohito countered this with the claim that "He who made the rhyme, committed the crime".
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:48, Reply)

Yes, that's true.
But wasn't it also laid down by Chang Kai-Shek whilst fleeing to Taiwan that "He who denied it. Supplied it. " ?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:52, Reply)

In 1940, wasn't it?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:38, Reply)

Is Doris attending?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:36, Reply)

I really hate that phrase.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:37, Reply)

Doris? Or attending?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:38, Reply)

Referring to a woman as a Doris

(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:39, Reply)

I stand corrected.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:40, Reply)

Sometimes I call her the Judy.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:42, Reply)

Only when she deserved a punch eh? Eh? !!!!1111!!!!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:46, Reply)

I assume combined.
As neither 'Doris' not 'attending' is a phrase in it's own right.

You're welcome.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:39, Reply)

Oh man, if he's one of these people that doesn't like the objectification of women...

( Kroney, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:40, Reply)

slags, the objectification of SLAGS.
How many times....?

Wise words that we can all agree on. N'est ce pas?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:42, Reply)

Yeah soz, I can't keep track of what's acceptable usage and what isn't anymore.
PC gone mad.
( Kroney, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:43, Reply)

All you need to remember really is that birds love being objectified.
It gives their lives meaning, beyond the kitchen and that.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:50, Reply)

She is off to some fancy shindig
So I'm waiting on details of what she is doing. My plan is to sit in a pub and get faced.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:40, Reply)

I will see you there. I have a pass for the evening.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:42, Reply)

The finest 7 words in the English language.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:43, Reply)

Indeed.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:44, Reply)

Bettered only by
"Nah, stick those lap dances on my card. My wife doesn't look at my bank statements."
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:48, Reply)

Or 'I can stick this on expenses'

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:50, Reply)

Or "My name is Set your faces to stunned. I'm really good at counting up to 7 words and then stopping, look I'm doing it now"

(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:52, Reply)

That's why my bank statements get checked.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:53, Reply)

...with the depressing inevitability of your own death?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:43, Reply)