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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'll be your moron.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:49, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Do I get a free Greggs Hat?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:49, Reply)
how about a free barbed wire fisting?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:52, Reply)
You are so hot.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:54, Reply)
That'll be the menopause

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:56, Reply)
...and people keep asking me why I'm still wandering about without a coat.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:58, Reply)
based on what you say about yourself
i'd have assumed they assumed your fat kept you warm.

but i've met you, and i know that's not true!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:58, Reply)
If they assumed that (which, by the way, is true)
they wouldn't need to ask.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:00, Reply)
whenever guys offer me seats on the tube
i wonder if they think i'm up the stick
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:01, Reply)
Judging by what I've seen of the Tube
they've probably just pissed on the seat and want you to sit in it.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:03, Reply)
usually they are weird and i think they want to leave their hand there so i'll accidentally sit on it
but the one this morning was actually quite hot. must have been an escapee mental patient.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:05, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:58, Reply)
if you'd invited me to pizza i could apologise in person

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:59, Reply)
i invited you above! see above!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:59, Reply)
He's never going to come.
You do know that, don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:02, Reply)
it's a game we play
ssh
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:03, Reply)
I dunno.
Maybe if he thinks bout fisting Stunned...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:03, Reply)
i know

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:56, Reply)
logistically, this is going to hurt you quite a lot too
I'm not sure you've thought it through.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:59, Reply)
darling, we are talking about fisting stunned
OF COURSE I HAVEN'T THOUGHT IT THROUGH.

shudder.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:59, Reply)
fair point, that.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:00, Reply)
of course
now we all know that you have thought about it. are thinking about it. right now.

you sicko.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:01, Reply)
I expect nothing less.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:02, Reply)
so in your head
were you giving or receiving? just checking...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:03, Reply)
I'm the king of Voltaire's angry glove.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:05, Reply)
there it is
there's your new sig!!!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:08, Reply)
That's....beautiful

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:18, Reply)
can i make my own chevron here?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:59, Reply)
No

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:03, Reply)
Kia Ora's less successful advertising jingle.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:57, Reply)
haha
i fucking love these. i don't know why i am so childish.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:58, Reply)
mr b3th is watching Flog It.
They've just described a teddy bear as 'missing its growler' and I lolled.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:05, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:05, Reply)
I can't believe I'm almost forty.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:08, Reply)

y + u + een
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:09, Reply)
+ one hundred and

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:12, Reply)

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