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The current plan is to go to my grandmothers and cook her christmas dinner with the "Dorris"

(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:45, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
does she condone your bird's career choice?

(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:46, Reply)
Shockingly I haven't told my 92 year old grandmother.
But I doubt she'll give a shit, she was a land girl from Yorkshire and rode a motorbike until she had to have a hip replaced.
(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:48, Reply)
What does she actually do?

(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:49, Reply)
Stripper

(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:51, Reply)
And what about your girlfriend?

(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:52, Reply)
This is very witty

(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:52, Reply)
I thought so.

(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:54, Reply)
YES !

(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:27, Reply)
Ahh

(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:53, Reply)
No, but she doesn't like her version of charades.

(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:48, Reply)
"sounds like blunt"

(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:50, Reply)
"feels like kebab"

(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:52, Reply)
"smells like Peterhead"

(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:53, Reply)
hahaha!
My mate Bri used to live there. Apparently it doesn't matter which way you are facing, the wind is always blowing that way. He went into a local pub and started to chat some bird up, to find she was actually about 15 years younger than she looked.
(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:55, Reply)
So she was 18?

(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:56, Reply)
stone

(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:58, Reply)

stone Petri

*slides on floor*
*throws gun*
(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:23, Reply)

christmas dinner with the "Dorris"

/littleredridingcunt
(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:48, Reply)
What's a Dorris?

(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:57, Reply)
It's where a bird smokes too much weed and goes pale

(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:02, Reply)
It's a hideous way of reffering to a girlfriend which seems to have become popular on here.

(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:04, Reply)
Split arses is a much better term.

(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:06, Reply)
It's actually a term for a prostitute isn't it?

(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:06, Reply)
I have no idea, it's shit that's for sure.

(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:07, Reply)

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Doris
(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:09, Reply)
I think it originated from Jeff on here, so definition seven is the one to look at:
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Doris&defid=4922882
(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:11, Reply)
That's pretty much the context I've always seen it used.

(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:13, Reply)
I'm rather concerned I encouraged that
thing is, I was taking the piss.
(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:09, Reply)
Oooh look at me girls, I'm so sensitive please let me touch you, pleeeeease

(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:15, Reply)
I don't know why this made me laugh.
I think it's because I had a vision of a grown man at his important supermarket job saying this out loud in a fake girly voice.
(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:18, Reply)
I typed that from bitter experience

(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:25, Reply)
I've just realised
Does the fact that you occasionally refer to your girlfriend as your 'real life girlfriend' mean that you also have a virtual one somewhere?
(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:19, Reply)
Obviously.

(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:20, Reply)
It's just not the same world that I grew up in.

(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:30, Reply)

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