The current plan is to go to my grandmothers and cook her christmas dinner with the "Dorris"

(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:45, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

does she condone your bird's career choice?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:46, Reply)

Shockingly I haven't told my 92 year old grandmother.
But I doubt she'll give a shit, she was a land girl from Yorkshire and rode a motorbike until she had to have a hip replaced.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:48, Reply)

What does she actually do?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:49, Reply)

Stripper

(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:51, Reply)

And what about your girlfriend?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:52, Reply)

This is very witty

(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:52, Reply)

I thought so.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:54, Reply)

YES !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:27, Reply)

Ahh

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:53, Reply)

No, but she doesn't like her version of charades.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:48, Reply)

"sounds like blunt"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:50, Reply)

"feels like kebab"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:52, Reply)

"smells like Peterhead"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:53, Reply)

hahaha!
My mate Bri used to live there. Apparently it doesn't matter which way you are facing, the wind is always blowing that way. He went into a local pub and started to chat some bird up, to find she was actually about 15 years younger than she looked.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:55, Reply)

So she was 18?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:56, Reply)

stone

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:58, Reply)

stone Petri

*slides on floor*
*throws gun*
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:23, Reply)

christmas dinner with the "Dorris"

/littleredridingcunt
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:48, Reply)

What's a Dorris?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:57, Reply)

It's where a bird smokes too much weed and goes pale

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:02, Reply)

It's a hideous way of reffering to a girlfriend which seems to have become popular on here.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:04, Reply)

Split arses is a much better term.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:06, Reply)

It's actually a term for a prostitute isn't it?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:06, Reply)

I have no idea, it's shit that's for sure.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:07, Reply)

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Doris
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:09, Reply)

I think it originated from Jeff on here, so definition seven is the one to look at:
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Doris&defid=4922882
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:11, Reply)

That's pretty much the context I've always seen it used.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:13, Reply)

I'm rather concerned I encouraged that
thing is, I was taking the piss.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:09, Reply)

Oooh look at me girls, I'm so sensitive please let me touch you, pleeeeease

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:15, Reply)

I don't know why this made me laugh.
I think it's because I had a vision of a grown man at his important supermarket job saying this out loud in a fake girly voice.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:18, Reply)

I typed that from bitter experience

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:25, Reply)

I've just realised
Does the fact that you occasionally refer to your girlfriend as your 'real life girlfriend' mean that you also have a virtual one somewhere?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:19, Reply)

Obviously.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:20, Reply)

It's just not the same world that I grew up in.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:30, Reply)