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The current plan is to go to my grandmothers and cook her christmas dinner with the "Dorris"
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PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:45,
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does she condone your bird's career choice?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:46,
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Shockingly I haven't told my 92 year old grandmother.
But I doubt she'll give a shit, she was a land girl from Yorkshire and rode a motorbike until she had to have a hip replaced.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:48,
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What does she actually do?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:49,
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Stripper
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PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:51,
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And what about your girlfriend?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:52,
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This is very witty
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PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:52,
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I thought so.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:54,
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YES !
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:27,
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Ahh
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:53,
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No, but she doesn't like her version of charades.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:48,
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"sounds like blunt"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:50,
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"feels like kebab"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:52,
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"smells like Peterhead"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:53,
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hahaha!
My mate Bri used to live there. Apparently it doesn't matter which way you are facing, the wind is always blowing that way. He went into a local pub and started to chat some bird up, to find she was actually about 15 years younger than she looked.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:55,
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So she was 18?
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:56,
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stone
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:58,
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stone Petri
*slides on floor*
*throws gun*
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:23,
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christmas dinner with the "Dorris"/littleredridingcunt
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:48,
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What's a Dorris?
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:57,
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It's where a bird smokes too much weed and goes pale
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:02,
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It's a hideous way of reffering to a girlfriend which seems to have become popular on here.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:04,
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Split arses is a much better term.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:06,
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It's actually a term for a prostitute isn't it?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:06,
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I have no idea, it's shit that's for sure.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:07,
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I think it originated from Jeff on here, so definition seven is the one to look at:
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Doris&defid=4922882
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:11,
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That's pretty much the context I've always seen it used.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:13,
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I'm rather concerned I encouraged that
thing is, I was taking the piss.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:09,
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Oooh look at me girls, I'm so sensitive please let me touch you, pleeeeease
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:15,
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I don't know why this made me laugh.
I think it's because I had a vision of a grown man at his important supermarket job saying this out loud in a fake girly voice.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:18,
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I typed that from bitter experience
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:25,
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I've just realised
Does the fact that you occasionally refer to your girlfriend as your 'real life girlfriend' mean that you also have a virtual one somewhere?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:19,
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Obviously.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:20,
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It's just not the same world that I grew up in.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:30,
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