Dolls. They look like babies but they are smaller. They look like a stillborn baby that never went full term
BUT! they come alive at night and creep around trying to kill you!
( Peej, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:51, 5 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

The proper porcelain ones, for sure

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:53, Reply)

Yeah how anyone can collect Victorian dolls is beyond me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:53, Reply)

My step daughter had a load in her room when she was younger
I made her pack them up when we moved then "forgot" to unpack them again
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:54, Reply)

I bet you wouldn't have done that to your REAL children

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:56, Reply)

I've got a step ladder
I prefer it to my real ladder
( Peej, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:57, Reply)

They wouldn't have them in the first place

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:02, Reply)

...with their giant, flappy moth wings?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:53, Reply)

This one that my mother in law bought for my daughter has 12 confirmed kills
www.b3tards.com/u/98480917b02b1414508e/doll.jpg
( Peej, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:56, Reply)

That last bit is definitely true.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:54, Reply)

My ex used to have them
She irritated me for whatever reason one night, so I got up during the night, and turned all of them to face her, including shifting one onto her bedside table, staring straight at her.

Was woken up by her screams, she was in a mood with me for days. Worth it.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:57, Reply)

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( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:58, Reply)

That took far too long for me to get.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:01, Reply)

I've told the tale on QOTW before
But Peteloaf and I used to go out at night and move peoples garden gnomes on to their doorsteps and put mini protest signs in their hands reading things like "I hate fishing" and "Down with stupid hats"
( Peej, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:59, Reply)

Superb.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:06, Reply)

Haha that's excellent

( Kroney, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:00, Reply)

the worst are those "real" dolls that people have made to look like babies
did you see the documentary about the weird granny who had one made like her grandson because he moved to aus - by the time he was 6 and skyping with her, he must have been thinking 'thank fuck we moved before she ate my skin'.

also see the weirdo who spend thousands of pounds on clothes for them at harrods. FUCKING DOLLS.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:59, Reply)

Theres a shop near me that has them in the window
I asked to proprietor who told me she sells many to women that have lost a baby and then gone totally fucking mental. They buy one and they change it and breast feed it and talk to it and then probably wonder why their husband leaves them.
( Peej, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:04, Reply)

That is both tragic and hilarious.

( Kroney, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:08, Reply)

Like off topic on a good day.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:19, Reply)