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I think it needs to be read in fullxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx DAVINA ASSAN STUART WANTS PROMOTION TO QUEEN OF SCOTLAND AND QUEEN OF IRELAND. SHE ALSO WANTS POLITICAL ASYLUM ABROAD. I have unofficialy heard that I am Queen of Scotland. If it is true I want formal notification, because I do not want to be kept as a drugged puppet Queen forever!. I have also heard that my father is head of the secret Scottish Royal Court! The European Court of Human Rights say that all secret courts are illegal, so how are they getting away with this?? David Betts is my stepfather and I have recently discovered my natural father working for British rail at a local station. My illigitimate siblings have prevented me from getting my inheritance, while they expect huge fortunes from their natural fathers in the future. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- KURT SCHWITTERS AND THE 'PURPLE LINE'. The purple line is a secret underground train liine similar to the London underground circle line that carries only the German elite around London. It is a purple circle line, reserved for Londons first class underground travellers. Built after the second world war by Germans that came to live here! It is so secret that even the nobility do not know that it exists! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ THE CREATIVITY OF DAVINA ASSAN STUART : A PUBLIC RELATIONS INSTALLATION. INFORMATION ABOUT THE GALLERIES: I. Davina Assan Stuart in photobooths, (The Photobooth Gallery)., A changing exhibition of photobooth pictures of myself (Davina). News has reached me that clever criminals and psychiatrists can use old photos to cause behavioural regression, so that they can study and extract information from people about the past without them knowing it. The clever truth drugs! My great uncle told me all about these, a famous war hero he was. Having nothing to hide, and being a firm believer in information sharing it does not worry me. I am happy to talk about the British Government to anyone. If it can help me to get political asylum abroad I welcome the foreign press and governments to contact me about this also. England and English men are a big dissapointment! II. Paintings. III. Etchings and other works. IV. Davina Assan Stuart photo album. V. Photos from the early years. VI. Human Rights and Davina Assan Stuart (An exploration of the Scottish Monarchy and Princess Davina The First Of Scotland). VII. Photos of my ancestors. This is my most interesting gallery. VIII. Unnoficial and forced signature photos. New Gallery for newspaper/magazine cuttings and films. This is for the unofficial forced signature stuff. I have made all of the galleries accesible to everyone in my settings. There are approximately 110 images. I have a long profile on Linked In business network site, where you can learn more about me and my current business plans. Look under Princess Davina / Davina Assan Stuart / Davina Betts. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- RINGS, DEEDS AND OTHER GIFTS If you have ever given Davina a ring or other gift it was immediately stolen. As a child and also in her early twenties and thirties a lot of men gave Davina engagement rings. Some men thought that she was selling them for cash! Not true. GIFTS LEFT FOR ME OUTSIDE OF MY HOME STOLEN............Dogs, babies, 3 cars, a Harrods Duvet, Land Deeds, money.............. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ THE RAREST ETHNIC IDENTITY IN THE WORLD Now to stop Davina from proving that she has the most unique ethnic identity in the world, she has been told that the government has 'shortened' or 'reduced' her womb so that she cannot conceive, and also so that her skull does not change. This is to stop her from proving that she is one of the rarest human types in the world. Now Davina's skull will not produce a lot of bone because it will stay small. The British Government did this to her so that she cannot prove herself to be a rare human and also to stop her from marrying and leaving England. They also did this so that she cannot get an honest income from selling her own bone herself. Davina is rarer than all of the animals in London Zoo. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- I would like to make it quite clear to everyone that I disconnected from my family years ago. If you wish to make business deals that involve me, please contact me about it, and not my relatives. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- BOURNEMOUTH I have heard that Bournemouth is full of titled men (illigitimate from stolen eggs) that got their peerages through blackmail, the police have never investigated them. You are not supposed to have a hereditary peerage/title if you are illigitimate. Bournemouth police are letting anyone use a title. It's the same in London. They want to keep titles that they do not qualify for so that they can evade millions of pounds in taxes! They all need to be DNA tested. Bournemouth criminals falsely impersonating aristocracy owe millions of pounds in taxes! Why haven't they been bancrupted? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ANCESTRAL PHOTOS If you have any photos of my ancestors, please send me copies, so that I can add them to my gallery of Ancestor worship. I am hoping that my ancestors will help to influence my future to improve my life. I have heard that there is a collection of them in Monaco and there may be some in India, Norway,USA, Enfield and Worthing. My grandmother hid a collection of Scottish Royal Family photos under the floorboards for me at her house in Bournemouth. I have heard that they have all been stolen with the house. Does anyone know where my grandmothers Scottish Royal Family photo collection is now? Does Prince Rainier still have any? Does Anne Whiticombe (MP) still have any? Does Janet Mercer (formerly Princess Victoria Lafayette/Stuart) have any? Does Jeremy Clarkson have any? --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- DESCRIBE YOURSELF DAVINA I AM SIX FOOT TALL, have size ten feet, approximately 16.5 stone in weight, 42 years old, descended from Plato's Gold people, never married in England or anywhere else in the world, no children of my own but looking forward to it lots. The worlds finest genetics. I hate liars and cheats. My friend is my next of kin. Gunther Von Hagens is getting my complete cadover/body donation for plastination at the end. Still looking for a husband to marry and have my first child with, then hopefully ten more. I had a lot of men offer to marry me in 2002, life was hectic and criminals were loose in the area it was difficult to talk. I want to marry a foreigner and leave England. Catholic. Pescatarian for nearly all of my life, am not, and have never been dyslexic! Religious. Monogamous. British but want a new nationality, been trying to find a way to emmigrate for about eight years. I do not drink, smoke, gamble or take drugs. Love art and architecture, poetry and food. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- MY FAMILY SPEAK ANCIENT SECRET LANGUAGES ----------------------------------------------------------- My roots are from the race of people known as Plato's Philosopher Rulers, (or Gold people) my genetics are from an unusual race. Our family had bestowed upon us many years ago the responsibility of passing on ancient skills of communication taught only to the elite. ----- Secrets of Ancient Greek Mathematical Systems. -----An Ancient Greek language written in simple shape combinations (triangles, squares and circles). -----An old, highly secret language from Ancient India, known as 'delangari', a language so strange that it bewitches the naive listener. These languages and more were all ours exclusively until the last few decades when word spread of our mysterious communicative skills. ------News has just arrived that another communicative skill, the language of Runes or Ancient Scottish (was also our families exclusively, now it is amongst many more). Then there's ancient Irish, Celtic, German, French, Spanish, Lithuanian....... the list just goes on. In the past those that new the ancient languages without official tutorage were put to death! Before anyone asks, I was not taught any of the ancient communicative skills, there's English and thats it. A man from outside my family taught me reading, writing and mathematics. I learnt almost nothing at school at all. In fact when I left at sixteen I only had O'Level Art. Then at sixteen I left the family home and started to live independantly. Within six years of extrememly hard work I had qualified with a Degree with Honours as a Bachelor of Arts. I paid for it all myself with minimum wage employment. I was raped continuously, the police did nothing to investigate or stop it. They made no offer to help me to move away fom my abusive family who terrorized me continuously. I am the first Princess in living history to get a Degree level qualification. My parents thought that the fact that I was the only of their children born with the rarest of genetic characteristics of the race, equalled exclusion from education so my Degree owes no thanks to them. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I WANT FREEDOM OF MOVEMENT! I want to assert my right to Freedom of Movement. I have lived in an area that I hate for over twenty years. Can someone, a landlord/lady offer me a flat with reasonably priced rent in London or anywhere else? I am an excellent tenant. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- MY CHILD MUST BE WITH ME FROM DAY ONE OF ITS BIRTH If you choose to philanthropise me to help me to become a parent you should be aware that following with the ancestral tradition of our accelerated academic race we do not consider a child ours unless it is with us from the first day of its birth! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ I still have not had my original birth certificate returned to me. I would like my academic certificates returned also. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- My advice to any young person growing up in England would be, leave England as soon as you can! Especialy if you are a woman. If you have the rare physical characteristics from the unusual ethnic race from Scotland do not stay in England. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Camden Council is employing a lot of men with my DNA! This page will be continuously updated. Davina Assan Stuart (Princess Davina Stuart first of Scotland). Formerly Davina Betts.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:40, 5 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
I might message her and tell her I'm the Duke of Northern Ireland.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:43,
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Declare war on her and tell her you intend to invade her lands and claim her throne.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:44,
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" I had a lot of men offer to marry me in 2002, life was hectic and criminals were loose in the area it was difficult to talk. "(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:47,
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I think you should all offer to marry her.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:52,
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It is a dreadful place.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:45,
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I've sent her a friend request.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:46,
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I suspect that in a minute some knight on a high horse is going to tell us off for making fun of the mentally ill.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:50,
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says the Deacon who didn't know he was a Deacon.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:56,
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So tempted to send her some 'ancestral photos' (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:48,
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