A complete and utter cunt.
Why in hells teeth did you see the need to breed with this harpy?

I'm off tonight, but I've been out every night this week, and this morning my brain and body is complaining, so I'm gonna go rent a movie, get a couple of beers and a take away. There is this winter lights festival lady pug wants to see, but I'm hoping for a torrential down pour to put her off.

Last night was fucking ace as well, we were auditioning drummers for the band, and this guy came in, and was fucking amazing. It's like he already knew all the songs, it was awesome. Means we can start gigging properly in January rather than have to spend ages teaching a thick drummer from scratch.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 8:52, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

thick drummer = all drummers

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 8:57, Reply)

I will come to one of your gigs,
I'll make my brother drive and his mate who lives local to you will come too. Then your credibility will be ruined forever. My brother's mate has an 'om' tattooed on his earlobe.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 8:57, Reply)

A purple om?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 8:58, Reply)

They were great weren't they?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 9:00, Reply)

My first was a purple om and it was fucking incredible.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 9:22, Reply)

Mine was a black microdot.
Menkle.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 9:33, Reply)

I'd dedicate a song to you my love.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 9:05, Reply)

I would cherish that like a new-born baby in my arms.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 9:06, Reply)

Good news - a band is only ever as good as its drummer.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 8:59, Reply)

I'm sure there's some sort of cliched Beatles joke to be made here, but I can't be bothered to try.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 9:01, Reply)

That wasn't even the best Beatles drummer joke in the Beatles.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 9:03, Reply)

I'll do this one instead.
Knock, Knock, Knock, Knock, Knock, Knock, Knock, Knock, Knock, Knock

Who's there?

Meg White.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 9:05, Reply)

How can you tell if the stage is level?
When drool runs equally from both sides of the drummer's mouth.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 9:11, Reply)

Seriously, I would be ashamed of this English

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 9:15, Reply)

I didn't know you were South African

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 9:16, Reply)

I didn't know there were ninjas in South Africa

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 9:20, Reply)

My phone has shit predictive text
It's a loan one while mines being fixed and I hate it.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 9:26, Reply)

Tell it to the judge, ninja-boy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 9:34, Reply)

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
Homeless.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 9:50, Reply)

lols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 9:24, Reply)

completely.
He just slotted in, really intuitive, and confident. Our guitarist was happy with the sound for the first time in ages.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 9:04, Reply)

He just slotted in
like Scarpe's heavily-oiled cock up his own arse.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 9:05, Reply)

silly old scarpe.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 9:11, Reply)

That was a right cock-up wasn't it?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 9:12, Reply)

+and proud

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 9:00, Reply)