My back hurts.
I'm getting fuck all sympathy from anybody aside from my boss. This feels all wrong.

The trouble is, you see, I'm so fucking manly that I'm resistant to painkillers. The painkiller is all like "stop working, nerve" and my nerves are all like *middle finger*. Sometimes being so tough is a curse.
( Kroney, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:20, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Oh Kroney that's such a heap of shit.
You take medicines at the drop of a hat because you are a cowardly French bender who once had a six month course of antibiotics to get over seeing a moth on The Really Wild Show - THAT'S why 'the drugs don't work' and you know it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:22, Reply)

I hate to have four injections of local when I had my wisdom teeth out
because the fucking stuff was too weak to bullyboy my nerve endings. That was no laughing matter as, alongside all the other things I'm afraid of, I don't like needles.
( Kroney, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:24, Reply)

When my kid was born (caesarean)
her mother was such a chemical dustbin that she could still feel everything: they gave her the absolute maximum amount of drugs permitted and it stil wasn't enough. The doctors' faces were priceless, they'd never seen anything like it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:26, Reply)

It's genetic, in my case. My grandfather was the same way.
Only he was too proud to say it still hurt, so he went through a number of operations whilst still feeling most of it.
( Kroney, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:28, Reply)

Yes, I've heard that your grandfather was 'the same way'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:28, Reply)

is this the one that is now walking around causing all sorts of misery in your life?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:29, Reply)

Yes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:32, Reply)

try not to imagine a swarm of moths with needles for probocises

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:26, Reply)

I sense an image challenge

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:29, Reply)

Al needs to make some sort of flashing moth/needle/seinfeld gif

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:30, Reply)

I'm also doubtful of those stories of people having to have loads of painkillers,
i bet you just don't like the buzzy feeling of the drill because you start thinking about the flutter of mothy wings in your mouth.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:27, Reply)

'four injections of local'?
What, that guy off here? GAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:28, Reply)

haha

( Kroney, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:31, Reply)

Four is rather optimistic at my age

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:33, Reply)

Just don't expect me to bend over too far
My back hurts, you know.
( Kroney, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:37, Reply)

Four injections is pretty standard for having wisdom teeth out.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:41, Reply)

This wimp just doesnae get it, PC.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:43, Reply)

What? Then why don't they use a stronger painkiller?

( Kroney, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:47, Reply)

Because they know your weedy Gallic frame can't even cope with marijuana?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:53, Reply)

Your fucking back hurts?
jesus christ kroney, you whinging old ballbag. Go have a lie down and leave all the hard admin work to the young people who can sit still for more than an hour without getting swollen ankles and flatulence.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:23, Reply)

he probably has a blood clot on his spine

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:23, Reply)

But how will anyone know to try turning it on and off again if he's not there?
You haven't thought this through WP.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:24, Reply)

This is remarkably similar to the texts I've been getting off the girl I'm seeing.

( Kroney, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:24, Reply)

well, that makes me feel a bit sick.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:26, Reply)

Now he's going to show you a picture of some tits he got off the Zoo website.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:27, Reply)

I hope your fiancee doesn't find out about that, you old rogue.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:26, Reply)

I saw her with her little face pressed up against the glass outside a wedding dress shop early
well I say wedding dress shop, i mean "chick O Ribs", she was waiting for their breakfast special
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:31, Reply)

I heard it was 'Kenzie Fried Chicken'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:34, Reply)

I do not get this

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:35, Reply)

It wasn't funny.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:36, Reply)

"seeing" is an admission
you'd better change your bells. they are no longer ringing out for christmas day, they're ringing out for kroney's wedding day........
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:44, Reply)

STFU

( Kroney, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:47, Reply)

It's a... nice day for a...
FRENCH WEDDING.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:47, Reply)

"Do you, Kroney, surrender to this woman?"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:52, Reply)

Don't you fucking start too.
I hate you all.
( Kroney, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:55, Reply)

And yea, verily, they didst plight their moth

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:03, Reply)

Tres bien

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:00, Reply)

ohhh this meme has got some long, long legs

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:53, Reply)

And big flappy wings?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:04, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1790913
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:06, Reply)

It makes a change for the big white flappy thing not to be a flag

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:07, Reply)

i have started a new thread for this
it's too good to miss
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:08, Reply)

what as actually happened
is that you've taken so mnay painkillers over the years for boo boos, headyaches and period pains that you've become immune.

better hope you never get cancer, cos that is going to smart without painkillers.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:23, Reply)

Well, I'm happy you've all been so understanding :(

( Kroney, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:35, Reply)

didums

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:36, Reply)