Never mind all that.
I've just had the test pressings of my album delivered.
I'm extremely excited and there is no way I can do any work now.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:36, 7 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Business as usual then.
Except that you're excited.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:38, Reply)

I just can't hide it.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:40, Reply)

Then get ye to the khazi, because if the Pointer Sisters have taught us anything
it's that when a chap gets into this state he is liable to 'lose control'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:42, Reply)

But I think I like it.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:43, Reply)

Morning 'Kroney'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:46, Reply)

Nope, just freezing a shit.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:49, Reply)

click

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:51, Reply)

I had a test pressing of your mum's tits last night
they were flabby
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:39, Reply)

I think you've got the wrong mum then.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:41, Reply)

I have to say I'm rather jealous.
I mean, obviously I'm not jealous that you have a test pressing of your god-awaful Kershaw drivel LP, I really, REALLY don't want one, but nothing I've ever recorded ever made it to that stage.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:40, Reply)

Well it has cost a fair few quid, which realistically we are unlikely to make back.
But some of these will survive longer than I will, so I can die happy now.*

*Yes, I know this would make you all happy too.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:42, Reply)

will you be busking in Kingston with your cd's on slae from an old suitcase, optimistically priced at £10?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:44, Reply)

Go on then.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:44, Reply)

he should choke himself to death on his own beard

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:45, Reply)

I nearly choked on your mum's ladybeard last night.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:55, Reply)

take the piss if you like
But Zippo pays her well
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:57, Reply)

Zippo's son Lee Carter once tried out for keyboards for Electric Head Funk.
He was fucking dreadful. Nice lad though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:01, Reply)

most tenous name drop ever

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:04, Reply)

I hope they're warm vinyl rather than that tepid shit CD malarky.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:43, Reply)

There are no plans to issue the album on CD.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:44, Reply)

Can you believe this guy????

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:45, Reply)

If you want to sell records
you should definitely only release on a medium that the majority of people haven't owned since the Eighties.
( Kroney, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:53, Reply)

I see you've hired Naked ape as a consultant.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:54, Reply)

YEAH THAT'S RIGHT HE HAS

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:56, Reply)

IT EVEN FUNNIER WHEN YOU DO IT!!!!

(PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:58, Reply)

I KNOW

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:58, Reply)

I didn't say it was only getting a vinyl release.
I said that it wasn't getting a CD release.
If we are talking about dead/dying formats then CDs are the ones that will ultimately become obsolete.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:55, Reply)

Oh god, MP3's are like 6C colder than CD's
You disgust me.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:57, Reply)

I'll send you a copy on wax cylinder.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:58, Reply)

They are compressed to fuck, he needs to optimise for a WAV file
the IDIOT
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:59, Reply)

I feel fortunate that I can get the benefit of everyone's expertise on the music industry here.
Who knew that you were all such authorities on these matters?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:06, Reply)

Well, yes.
But CDs are still the majority medium, barely. Or they're second, anyway. Difficult to hand out mp3s from a suitcase.

It's only Monty and the other Hoxton lensless spectacle pricks that have gramophones these days.
( Kroney, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:58, Reply)

My mates band hands out buisness cards with a code on to get their first album for free.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:59, Reply)

That's a good idea.
Means you don't have to spend loads of money on a pressing, too.
( Kroney, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:00, Reply)

And you can recycle them easier than CDs
and they're less of a burden on landfill.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:02, Reply)

It's ok, Nakers has researched the market for me, so I'm confident that we're doing the right thing.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:00, Reply)

You need to write a different album for each fan, you know a bit like the supermarkets do.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:01, Reply)

We have - we've made one album :(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:01, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1790913
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:06, Reply)

Oh v good

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:03, Reply)

Can i hear one of your songs?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:47, Reply)

*winces*
Dude, don't...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:51, Reply)

why not?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:53, Reply)

Gazzed.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:51, Reply)

'Fog on the Tyne'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:52, Reply)

Come on!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:06, Reply)

extremely excited and there is no way I can do any work a massive spastic and I should kill myself any day
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:58, Reply)