So Geordie Jay is going on a date,
what do you predict will happen?

Alt: Looks like the next election will focus heavily on "Green issues" stupid idea if you ask me.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:04, 50 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

i predict he'll have a half chicken with extra hot piri piri suace while his date has a chicken burger with mild sauce
after that lean in for an embarrassing kiss but their guts will get in the way.

alt: fucking stupid
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:07, Reply)

I reckon he'll have a drink with a nice young man,
they'll chat, and there might be an awkward silence, but they'll get through it, and it'll be pleasant. He won't be sure at first if this is the man for him, but he will enjoy it, and go for a second date, just in case.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:07, Reply)

It's another chompy/swipe thread-off!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:09, Reply)

I don't know what to do,
so i'm going to go do something else till this all blows over.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:10, Reply)

Same as, bruv.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:13, Reply)

Isn't she in a diabetic coma yet.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:11, Reply)

I reckon she'll find it really funny to mock his geordie accent,
and he'll laugh along with it because he might get a touch of boob, but he won't, he'll just willingly be mocked for an hour, then he'll go home alon.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:10, Reply)

She's get steadily more pissed and by about ten she'll be bellowing 'BIG BROOTHA HOOSE' in his face until he cries.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:13, Reply)

"Say Byker Grove, go on, say it, go on say Byker Grove, don't be boring, say it, say it, SAY IT"

(PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:14, Reply)

I was an extra on that... :/
Liars, the lot of em.
It wasn't even in Byker
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:21, Reply)

And after a while he'll start to like it
and start hanging around the seedier parts of the internet and calling premium rate numbers for humiliation and abuse until he's paying specialist madams to shit in his mouth.

It's a slippery slope, perhaps he should just stay home.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:44, Reply)

He's going to get a thorough bumming.
Alt: Fucking idiots, the lot of them.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:12, Reply)

nah
thought i'd stick around to see you get AIDS from your hooker "girlfriend" first
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:16, Reply)

uh oh

( Kroney, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:17, Reply)

B4 - direct hit!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:19, Reply)

Good Pig has it right so far...
I reckon it'll go fine.

Few drinks and a bit to eat. Nothing too strenuos. See if we get on and that.

Job's a good un.

Alt. Too little too late. This will be the next media scaremongering now that terrorism has gone off the boil.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:20, Reply)

Where are you going to eat?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:22, Reply)

Dunno... Nowhere too classy. I don't want to give a false impression.
Frankie and Benny's or somewhere?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:25, Reply)

Pizza express is a standard first date sort of place.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:27, Reply)

If I was a girl and someone took me on a first date to Pizza Express with their 2-4-1 voucher that a friend emailed them
thena second date would be unlikely
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:30, Reply)

to Pizza Express with their 2-4-1 voucher that a friend emailed them
(PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:31, Reply)

not likely, I have better legs than Kroney

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:32, Reply)

YEAH LOL, BET YOU DO MATE :D

(PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:33, Reply)

gay

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:42, Reply)

This is unlikely.

( Kroney, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:36, Reply)

It is highly likely, they are long and sculpted, like a Greek god

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:42, Reply)

Find out what she likes
find some non-chain place that offers that sort of food.
( Kroney, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:31, Reply)

Offer her ten quid to toss you off in a bus shelter afterwards

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:31, Reply)

psst, I think it's a him

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:32, Reply)

*cough* it's a he *cough*

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:33, Reply)

And you never fucking saw THAT coming ;)

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:33, Reply)

He was facing the other way.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:33, Reply)

I've just gave you a shedload more ammunition really...
:(
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:37, Reply)

I think people are pretty nice to real gayers
look at scarpe, he is never accused of trying to shove his cock up his own arse
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:42, Reply)

Now that's a talent!
A literal go fuck yourself.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:43, Reply)

The sad truth is that he couldn't actually manage it.
However his mum walked in on him trying.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:50, Reply)

When I say 'sad' I mean 'utterly tears-in-eyes hilarious'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:51, Reply)

LOL!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:42, Reply)

Sounds like you have a cough there

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:41, Reply)

that'll be the AIDs : (

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:44, Reply)

No points for obvious AIDS puns!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:46, Reply)

Do you not have a Philidelphia sandwich for lunch?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:48, Reply)

Nevr been a fan of Tom Hanks

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 12:30, Reply)