I just misspelled a IM and asked someone fairly senior to "poop over to my desk"...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:58, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Could have been worse
You could have sent it to Kroney.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:59, Reply)

he would have used a frozen turd to press the power button on my computer

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 12:00, Reply)

Only if he had a glass desk
I do have some class, you know.
( Kroney, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 12:00, Reply)

it's oak

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 12:04, Reply)

Not interested then
Soz.
( Kroney, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 12:05, Reply)

What do i ahev to do to win your affections?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 12:06, Reply)

Dying in some sort of horrendous office fire would be a start

( Kroney, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 12:09, Reply)

:(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 12:12, Reply)

Perhaps crucifixion would be more appropriate?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 12:13, Reply)

poor little baby jesus

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 12:15, Reply)

You're getting a bit carried away with this username.
You are not actually the baby Jesus.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 12:28, Reply)

Get away (in a manger)

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 12:29, Reply)

to be fair
why should he be any less likely than anyone else? if you're going to believe in that sort of rubbish, you might as well worship nakers as the next guy
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 12:31, Reply)

I'm not going to believe in that sort of rubbish and I'm not going to worship Nakers.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 12:34, Reply)

secretly, in some small way
i think you already worship him
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 12:36, Reply)

I've only just worked out it's Nakers :(

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 12:39, Reply)

WTN

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 12:49, Reply)

wank the narwhal?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 12:53, Reply)

That's how Merc get the coolant for their engines.

( Kroney, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 12:54, Reply)

a
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 12:12, Reply)

at least you got the "to" in there

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:59, Reply)

Then, as if by magic, the Frenchman arrived...

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 12:00, Reply)

*poof*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 12:13, Reply)

who was that camp guy who used to say "piff paff poof"?
also i saw a christmas card in cards galore this morning: "ho ho homo".

who could you buy that for?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 12:28, Reply)

The Great Soprendo

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 12:29, Reply)

the great suprendo

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 12:29, Reply)

are you answering both questions?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 12:30, Reply)

which ones?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 12:31, Reply)

You bought one for your ex then?
Or is 'THATS THE JOKE'?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 12:35, Reply)

ooooooooof

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 12:35, Reply)

p+
bebbeh
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 12:36, Reply)

GREGGS HAT, BABY, GREGGS HAT

( Kroney, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 12:44, Reply)