Not only do I have that fucking Uri Geller colleague who always bends the teaspoons here,
but some nutjob (possibly the same person) insists on putting his lunchtime crisps in the fridge.

If ever there was a justification for a Seinfeld 'what's that all about?' pic then this is surely it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:19, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Maybe he just likes chilled crisps?
I'm going to start doing that, in fact.
( Kroney, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:22, Reply)

Your compulsion to refridgerate inappropriate items continues apace, then?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:24, Reply)

Don't see what's wrong with a icy-cool flavoured potato snack.
I put it to you that you are being judgemental. I know, we're all shocked to our very cores. It's all so uncharacteristic.
( Kroney, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:25, Reply)

see also people who keep bread in the fridge
why?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:24, Reply)

I do actually keep my bread in the fridge.

( Kroney, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:25, Reply)

WHY?
WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOUR BRAIN?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:25, Reply)

This is possibly the worst admission a person could have made on here.
He'll never live this down.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:26, Reply)

well, the thing is that a lot of what gets said on here is joking
but deliberately making your bread go all hard and cold? why? that's just the hallmark of a sick brainwrong.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:28, Reply)

Oh, I'm not joking. I keep all of my bread-related products in the fridge.
I'm totally going to start keeping crisps in there, too.
( Kroney, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:29, Reply)

But moths love cold, dark places
LIKE YOUR EAR
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:32, Reply)

Worse than Nakers.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:30, Reply)

Keeps the moths off it I suppose.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:26, Reply)

hahaha

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:28, Reply)

Oh, textbook.
If anyone knows where Kroney lives, I suggest filling his fridge with moths.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:31, Reply)

Kroney Monty
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( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:32, Reply)

That would be lovely, thanks guys!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:36, Reply)

Doesn't bread go off faster in the fridge than at room temperature?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:35, Reply)

Does anyone have any information pertaining to the effect on flavour
caused by nocturnal storage of chewing gum on domestic furniture, specifically bedposts?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:40, Reply)

Mr Donnegan may

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:41, Reply)

I was advised against chewing it by a female relative.
I chose to ignore them and swallowed it, with minor consequences on my tonsils.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:43, Reply)

depends what you mean by "off"
mould will grow more slowly in a fridge, but then it's probably moister.

I think, though, that you're probably missing the elephant in the room here, that keeping bread in the fridge is worse than paedophilia.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:44, Reply)

oh bravo

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:35, Reply)

I don't like the direction this thread has gone in.

( Kroney, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:39, Reply)

Don't get in a flap about it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:40, Reply)

Towards the light?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:42, Reply)

Me neither.
Cold crisps? Ugh.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:44, Reply)