You missed a couple of amazing threads.
I am Windy Pig, I like muesli, dogs, cars and the odd light drink. Today my hangover is marked as a 48 on the official "christ, what was I thinking" scale.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:22, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

That's "wait, I did sambucas on my arse?" level, isn't it?
poor piglet.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:23, Reply)

I drank sambuca out of a belly button.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:25, Reply)

SEXY.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:25, Reply)

not really, she was fat enough to hold a double.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:26, Reply)

I would just like to state for the record that I was nowhere near Oxfoed last night.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:28, Reply)

lol.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:29, Reply)

Is that what her belly button looked like?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:31, Reply)

(_________°_________)

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:42, Reply)

Thats no moon

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:49, Reply)

Ooof.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:29, Reply)

P +

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:33, Reply)

That's disgusting
considering I just read this today blogs.abc.net.au/queensland/2012/11/whats-going-on-in-your-belly-button.html
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:32, Reply)

What's disgusting about that?
How many species do you think are living on your hands right now?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:34, Reply)

Oh but when Chompy links some news everyone is all ears!!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:37, Reply)

They're really not.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:39, Reply)

No, generally I point out the bollocks in that, too.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:40, Reply)

You and me both pal.
Damn The City and its non-shutting boozers.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:24, Reply)

See, i get to decide when to close. I didn't close.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:25, Reply)

I could never handle that responsibility responsibly.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:28, Reply)

I seem to fail more often than is good for my liver. or wallet.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:29, Reply)

I got drunk on three pints of Doom Bar last night.
Fucking pitiful.
( Kroney, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:25, Reply)

you absolute fucking mary.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:26, Reply)

Haha, I know right?
I was ashamed.
( Kroney, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:27, Reply)

I was drinking doom bar,
But yeah, you're a fucking Mary.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:27, Reply)

I really want a dime bar now

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:58, Reply)

You fucking bender.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:29, Reply)