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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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oh hai
What did I miss and who the fuck is everyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:10, 371 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
We're all Quentin.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:11, Reply)
oh thank god, me too

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:12, Reply)
It's good we can all be honest about this Q thing.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:17, Reply)
He must have a wall of computers like the Batman stalking device to be able to keep track of this many accounts

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:18, Reply)
I have no idea who you're talking about
This is how I feel right now
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:23, Reply)
I'll explain
In Batman, Morgan Freeman creates a huge superbank of computers that can monitor everyone in the city, but Batman is worried that it could be abused. Or it might have been the other way around, can't remember.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:29, Reply)
You oozing mooseknuckle
I meant I have no idea who Quentin is.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:32, Reply)
He's a parody of a sockpuppet of a sham of a troll of ... I don't even know any more.
he's Q.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:33, Reply)
THAT'S THE JOKE
Where's Chompy with his Rainier Wolfcastle pic
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:33, Reply)
Well done, let me present you with an award.

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:37, Reply)
I'd forgotten about this

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:38, Reply)
I have opened up my b3tards account for the first time in ages
I'm certain it would be admissible in court as evidence when I eventually break down and go on a rampage.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:42, Reply)
"the defendant clearly has something against capybaras"

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:47, Reply)

Says you
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:49, Reply)
I'm Quentin
And so is my wife
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:34, Reply)
YAY!!
Vipros is here. I might have a croissant in celebration
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:35, Reply)
FUCKING. HELL.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:35, Reply)
that's what you i w as going for

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:38, Reply)
bees into what, now?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:39, Reply)
i
Can't type on my phone apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:40, Reply)
oh the tables have turned fat fingers!
Do you need to borrow my dialling wand?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:48, Reply)
He has his own head dobber

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:48, Reply)
I like this

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:55, Reply)
Hi Vipper, I'd ask how you are but I know the answer

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:52, Reply)
Smug bastard

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:37, Reply)
You're missing nothing.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:37, Reply)
Nothing.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:12, Reply)
Are you the one who Battered hates?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:14, Reply)
If I am I didn't know
WHAT A WAY TO FIND OUT! *sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:15, Reply)
Like that narrows it down.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:15, Reply)
She's the one everyone hates

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:33, Reply)
Battered did delete me from Facebook and block me so I can never find him again
but then a lot of people did that...
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:35, Reply)
i know i did

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:37, Reply)
WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE
Hello there.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:38, Reply)
howdy
Hope all is good etc. I actually can't hang about unfortunately.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:41, Reply)
Come back for a chat sometime

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:43, Reply)
Ahh but Applebite and I are the same person
and you forgot to delete her so I can still see all your boring surfing pictures and hear about what shitty boring food you've cooked
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:39, Reply)
I set up a Facebook account just so I could block you from it.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:40, Reply)
god damn it

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:40, Reply)
Are you still in that dismally-named band?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:42, Reply)
yeah
Our music is much better now though.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:44, Reply)
internet lies

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:48, Reply)
The cruelest blow.
Al now runs a support group for people who have been unfriended on Facebook by people they barely know off the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:37, Reply)
It doubles as an overeating support group on Tuesdays

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:40, Reply)
Hi Kitty
It's been shit and dull, as usual. How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:15, Reply)

t's 've
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:16, Reply)

I you
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:19, Reply)
Pretty good
Bsns is good, classes are busy and I'm going on holiday in less than a month. I'm so full of win it hurts Monty from far away.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:17, Reply)
You are so full of win it makes me want to nom a cupcake.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:30, Reply)
I hate cupcakes.
I hate them so much.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:35, Reply)
I was right all along.
You're welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:38, Reply)
Although I did see some at the weekend that you might have liked.
They were gin and tonic flavour and they had little syringes of gin in the top so you could squirt more gin in before you ate it. Or directly into your vein, whichever.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:41, Reply)
They actually sound lovely
Make me one.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:48, Reply)
I hate cupcakes
they can fuck off. I'm eating a super nommy poptart right now though.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:49, Reply)
Bondi body diet starts next week..

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:49, Reply)
You said that last week
At this rate there'll be concerned hippies trying to roll you back into the water.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:51, Reply)
It's my birthday on Friday, I'm expecting cheesecake
So it actually begins on 3rd December. But yes at the moment I'll likely get harpooned before I get mouth to mouth from the lifeguards.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:57, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:38, Reply)
Well fucking hell, this is empowering.
How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:16, Reply)
I'd hazard a guess at "empowered"

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:17, Reply)
I am super empowered.
I've come to spread the empowering joy.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:17, Reply)
You've been warned before about connecting things to the mains.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:18, Reply)
Fork goes in here!

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:19, Reply)
Well look who the cat shagged in

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:17, Reply)
o hai labs!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:18, Reply)
Sup

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:18, Reply)
Holy shit.
Is this the first dead poster Wednesday, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:19, Reply)
I am indeed the first ghost from b3ta past.
Also, see Labs ^
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:19, Reply)
If some clever twat starts an HSH thread, I'm going on a murder spree.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:20, Reply)
Don't worry, no one like those.
Although I am about to make coffee. I don't have any kittens though.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:29, Reply)
See Labs what?
Run? Run Labs Run?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:21, Reply)
What the fuck is going on here?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:19, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/24608

You're welcome
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:20, Reply)
So if what I've been led to believe is true, today should be an absolute riot of LOLs
as all the people who were here when it used to be good, return offtopic to its former glory?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:27, Reply)
I'm concerned that TRL will turn up
expecting fluffiness and positivity, only to find Rory and Quentin waiting for him with sticks.

Poor TRL.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:28, Reply)
I think I'd rather enjoy that.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:29, Reply)
I'm donning my cape of hilarity, come to save you all from this mire of shit.
Also I heard Chompy was now your lizard king.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:30, Reply)
He's part of the b3ta illuminati now and uses mind control techniques to rule the board.
Only one lone maverick, superswipe, is immune to his persuasive use of BBC News links.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:33, Reply)
I see.
No one told us. We thought he was our 'tedious bender' king.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:33, Reply)
he is shit and dull and I hate you

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:36, Reply)
I doubt it
Certainly, the decent /talkers that have left wouldn't piss on the place if it was on fire these days.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:31, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:20, Reply)
AAAAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:21, Reply)
Oh, is today "that day" ?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:20, Reply)
Fucking hell, he returns!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:30, Reply)
You missed a couple of amazing threads.
I am Windy Pig, I like muesli, dogs, cars and the odd light drink. Today my hangover is marked as a 48 on the official "christ, what was I thinking" scale.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:22, Reply)
That's "wait, I did sambucas on my arse?" level, isn't it?
poor piglet.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:23, Reply)
I drank sambuca out of a belly button.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:25, Reply)
SEXY.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:25, Reply)
not really, she was fat enough to hold a double.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:26, Reply)
I would just like to state for the record that I was nowhere near Oxfoed last night.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:28, Reply)
lol.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:29, Reply)
Is that what her belly button looked like?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:31, Reply)
(_________°_________)

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:42, Reply)
Thats no moon

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:49, Reply)
Ooof.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:29, Reply)
P +

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:33, Reply)
That's disgusting
considering I just read this today blogs.abc.net.au/queensland/2012/11/whats-going-on-in-your-belly-button.html
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:32, Reply)
What's disgusting about that?
How many species do you think are living on your hands right now?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:34, Reply)
Oh but when Chompy links some news everyone is all ears!!

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:37, Reply)
They're really not.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:39, Reply)
No, generally I point out the bollocks in that, too.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:40, Reply)
You and me both pal.
Damn The City and its non-shutting boozers.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:24, Reply)
See, i get to decide when to close. I didn't close.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:25, Reply)
I could never handle that responsibility responsibly.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:28, Reply)
I seem to fail more often than is good for my liver. or wallet.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:29, Reply)
I got drunk on three pints of Doom Bar last night.
Fucking pitiful.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:25, Reply)
you absolute fucking mary.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:26, Reply)
Haha, I know right?
I was ashamed.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:27, Reply)
I was drinking doom bar,
But yeah, you're a fucking Mary.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:27, Reply)
I really want a dime bar now

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:58, Reply)
You fucking bender.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:29, Reply)
You missed nothing
And everyone is shit.

In other news, I have to write 12000 words by Friday night. To make it slightly more difficult, they have to be coherent English.
I am screwed.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:30, Reply)
is this why you're up so early?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:31, Reply)
No, I'm chauffeuring the old man this morning.
Currently parked outside the Doctors'.

Morning can kiss my pasty Scottish arse.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:33, Reply)
'Pasty' rhyming with hasty or as in 'Cornish'?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:34, Reply)
The former.
My arse has never been filled with meat and two veg.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:35, Reply)
1 cucumber was enough, it seems.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:40, Reply)
Haven't you two actually had sex though?
That means that it's funny because it's true. Also, gross.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:43, Reply)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:43, Reply)
I thought you'd slept with all the fatties on here?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:45, Reply)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:47, Reply)
He hasn't slept with me...

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:50, Reply)
oh wait am I thinking of bella?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:43, Reply)
I really fancy eating a roll now for some reason.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:44, Reply)
If you're confusing Bella and B3th
you either need to drink more, or a lot, lot, less.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:46, Reply)
which one does it insult more?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:51, Reply)
you, I suspect. Or all of us.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:52, Reply)
Really?
Shittest companion ever. Still, I suppose he'll give the Doctor time to escape when he sees a Dalek and has a heart attack at them.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:37, Reply)
Couldn't be any worse than Bonnie Langford.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:38, Reply)
What car do you have?
Why don't you go in to the doctors and take advantage of all the fantastic magazines they have on offer?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:37, Reply)
Is it even possible for a Scotch to produce coherent English?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:35, Reply)
Probably not
On account of how 'a Scotch' is a drink.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:40, Reply)
'A Scottish' then.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:44, Reply)
You mean a "Scot"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:46, Reply)
Don't be ridiculous.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:49, Reply)
And on the third day I shall rise again

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:36, Reply)
You're not the messiah
You're a bent spastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:38, Reply)
I Like This
Look, capitals
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:43, Reply)
Fuck of nakers.
Alright nakers.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:38, Reply)
Is that like Mull of Kintyre?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:45, Reply)
Morning windy, how moist are you today?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:47, Reply)
It takes him that long to recover from a wank

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:39, Reply)
I like to put in 110%

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:49, Reply)
Hi Kitty
My name is Darth, and I am a heterosexual.

There, I've said it.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:43, Reply)
No you aren't.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:43, Reply)
Well that lasted about as long as I expected
Morning fella
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:44, Reply)
Morning fella, how are we?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:45, Reply)
Shite
But thanks for asking. You?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:47, Reply)
Not too bad thanks
Had a healthy day yesterday, noodle dish for dinner, gym session, vegetable omelette for tea, no booze.

Might kill myself today, that'd be more fucking interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:48, Reply)
Gym session eh?
Going well?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:49, Reply)
Not too badly
Starting to notice a little definition, but it's still hidden below rolls of fat. Just embarrassing that my legs are getting stronger, but my arms are still weak as shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:51, Reply)
That happens, just take it slow and steady
Something I've heard many times before, just not as softly-spoken.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:55, Reply)
Aye, I know
Just bothers me how quickly one thing is improving compared to the rest.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:57, Reply)
boring gym thread is boring.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:59, Reply)
Made slightly more interesting when you look at who it is actually talking about the gym
1 ex-fattie, 1 ballroom queerbo, and me (slowly but surely improving, and losing fat)
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:00, Reply)
The Unusual Suspects fo' sho'
Not sure what your routine is, but I've found pull-ups work well to build the arms up. I plan on joining a gym when I move to London, and will be following the Starting Strength routine, if you know of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:04, Reply)
you should all take up pole
my everything is amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:07, Reply)
Shame about your face though.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:12, Reply)
BOOM

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:16, Reply)
My stupid pole teacher is too busy to come to mine
Thinking of doing Chinese Pole classes in London though.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:17, Reply)
Awesome. Chinese pole is terrifying.
I could do video lessons for you haha
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:21, Reply)
*lesley Granthams*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:23, Reply)
May well start doing pull ups then
Anything that can help will be appreciated. The only thing I tend to do in regards to my own bodyweight is tricep dips.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:10, Reply)
The only average-priced gym near me is always rammed
So I do bodyweight exercises too like pull-ups, press-ups, dips, straight leg raises, planks etc. Starting Strength is by a guy called Rippletoe, and you can find a book online that details everything, but it essentially boils down to doing barbell squats, bench presses, deadlifts etc. Compound lifts, essentially.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:15, Reply)
The one I'm at is £25 a month, run by an ex body builder, who is always more than willing to give advice
He's written me up a program, might ask him to change it a little, help me find ways of strengthening my arms.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:22, Reply)
Sounds good!
Like I said, compound lifts, but take it dead slow and get him or a mate to check your form.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:27, Reply)
I do something called concentration curls
Slow movements with a low weight, after 10 on each arm I feel like they're going to fall off.

Evil things.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:36, Reply)
They do sound evil!
I do progression pull-ups, so going from assisted, to half, to full, to assisted 1-handed, to 1 handed. I'm working on assisted 1-handed now, and they're killers.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:44, Reply)
ok I said this was dull and shit but I feel compelled to advise you to get a pull up bar.
Mine was a tenner in sainsbury's and it's the best thing I've ever bought (that wasn't cheesecake). You can do different kinds of pull ups, stomach crunches and handstands on it. Ok I'm done, continue being boring.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:22, Reply)
Cheers, shall take your advice!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:26, Reply)
No, not remotely interesting
Ex fatties are the worst for going into great detail about how well they're doing at the gym. No one cares, go on Loose Women.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:07, Reply)
I regularly do.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:10, Reply)
I had the same problem when I started out
Well, I still do, my arms have only attained the level of "weak as badly-made tea"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:58, Reply)
Me too
oh no wait, I'm awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:59, Reply)
It probably helps that you look like you weigh nothing.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:01, Reply)
HAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!
It's funny because she's spherical.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:04, Reply)
I have reverse body dysmorphia.
I think I'm super thin but no.....
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:08, Reply)
oh hai!
oh em gee have you been watching strictly?!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:43, Reply)
Look who you're asking
I even had a bet on it this year, which with hindsight is looking misguided
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:44, Reply)
I can't believe that guy did that thing

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:45, Reply)
With the stuff? I NO RITE?!!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:46, Reply)
Well ho-lee sheeeeeet
Looky what we have here. How're tricks mate?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:47, Reply)
SSDD, y'know?
And your good self?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:52, Reply)
Much the same
Seen the Resistanz line-up?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:57, Reply)
I have, though I only recognise 3 names
Been out of 'the scene' too long man.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:00, Reply)
That's me at every InFest mate
This is actually a cracking line-up from my point of view, just for Aesthetic Perfection and Noisuf-X
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:05, Reply)
Those are two of the three I recognise ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:07, Reply)
Celldweller the other one?
That should be interesting at least. You going? Appreciate that with a forthcoming change in job and residence you might not be able to answer that conclusively!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:12, Reply)
iVardensphere
Can't say for sure as everything's up in the air at the moment, but it might work.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:20, Reply)
Obviously I'll be there
and equally obviously I'd buy you a pint if you came. All the best with the move etc mate
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:23, Reply)
Cheers on all counts chief!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:27, Reply)
I WAS LIKE ERMAGHERD

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:51, Reply)
Me too!
I bet it was shit and for queers. Easiest money I've ever made.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:45, Reply)

easiest only
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:47, Reply)
Shit off you dull cunt.
And take your corsets and cupcakes with you.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:45, Reply)
Bit short tempered this morning?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:48, Reply)
No, I'm in an excellent mood. I simply loathe Kitty O'fucking DULL.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:49, Reply)
Seems harsh

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:50, Reply)
Whatever dude
This attitude has "secret crush" written all over it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:51, Reply)
He can't find a midget pole to empower himself

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:52, Reply)
If you'd met her you'd understand.
DULL, BORING, TEDIOUS. DULL, BORING, TEDIOUS.DULL, BORING, TEDIOUS.DULL, BORING, TEDIOUS.DULL, BORING, TEDIOUS.DULL, BORING, TEDIOUS.DULL, BORING, TEDIOUS.DULL, BORING, TEDIOUS.DULL, BORING, TEDIOUS.DULL, BORING, TEDIOUS.DULL, BORING, TEDIOUS.DULL, BORING, TEDIOUS.DULL, BORING, TEDIOUS.DULL, BORING, TEDIOUS.DULL, BORING, TEDIOUS.DULL, BORING, TEDIOUS.DULL, BORING, TEDIOUS.DULL, BORING, TEDIOUS.DULL, BORING, TEDIOUS.DULL, BORING, TEDIOUS.DULL, BORING, TEDIOUS.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:52, Reply)
.........
.................bit harsh..?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:53, Reply)
UNDERSTATEMENT.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:53, Reply)
She spurned your advances, clearly.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:53, Reply)
everyone did that, I don't know why he's singling me out.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:54, Reply)
I've just vomited copiously at the mere thought. I'd rather kill myself than be in the same room as the dull cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:55, Reply)
And you with a wife and a daughter. You're worse than ringofyre.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:54, Reply)
Yeah, at least with rof it was "definitely" a "bit of comedy" and his wife knew, honest.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:58, Reply)
So Rory fancies everyone then?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:52, Reply)
It would explain a lot

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:53, Reply)
I thought that was Battered?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:53, Reply)
He's gonna pull her pigtails and kick her shins next
Mark my words
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:53, Reply)
Alright Labs?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:54, Reply)
Yeah not bad thanks, and you?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:56, Reply)
Really good thanks. What've you been up to?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:59, Reply)
Working and running mostly
Looking to move down to London and get a place with my girlfriend, just job hunting for it at the moment. Recruiters are a punnet of gaping arseholes.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:02, Reply)
Recruiters are like estate agents. Unpleasant but necessary to deal with at times.
Whereabouts in London are you planning on moving to?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:04, Reply)
Shelter.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:05, Reply)
FUCK OFF.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:10, Reply)
They seem to have a monopoly on job postings in my industry
No idea where we'll live yet, depends where the job is, but looking south of the river somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:08, Reply)
South is best. I don't like living north of the river, but my wife won't move south.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:09, Reply)
We'll get more for our money in the south
Plus it's closer to her family.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:22, Reply)
Nah' man, north is where ya' wanna be.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:12, Reply)
Stop sending me flowers and crying outside my house then ffs

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:52, Reply)
FUCK OFF AND KILL YOURSELF YOU DULL BITCH.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:53, Reply)
I'll be honest
this is a pretty rubbish meme.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:56, Reply)
Agreed
There are worse things than being dull
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:57, Reply)
It's not a meme. I simply loathe and detest the cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:00, Reply)
It's a meme?
Now you tell me, I've already sharpened the razor and run a bath!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:00, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:01, Reply)
I wish you had.
This is not a meme. I HATE YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:03, Reply)
Ok. I don't really know who you are.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:04, Reply)
Battered.
You stupid bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:05, Reply)
It was worth you returning just to upset Battered.
Although that doesn't usually take much, he does seem to have a special vitriol just for you.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:03, Reply)
I have no idea what's going on.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:12, Reply)
He doesn't like you.
but you can use ignore 2.0 now, it's great fun.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:15, Reply)
HAI CHOMPY!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:24, Reply)
Hello Trouble,
I've done a news link thread for you x
(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:26, Reply)
Ahh I've missed this
I've been having to read my own news like a sucker.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:45, Reply)
Chin up Tiny Tempa

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:07, Reply)
I like this

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:14, Reply)
hahahaahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:15, Reply)

tempered
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:49, Reply)
Excellent

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:52, Reply)
Yeah, that was the joke....

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:56, Reply)
I know
I just love a strikethrough
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:58, Reply)

a strikethrough cock
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:59, Reply)
No need to crow about it

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:02, Reply)
Too subtle for this crowd mate

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:59, Reply)
He's got a right angry twitch going on.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:49, Reply)
It's alright mate, this one's not lost on me.
'cus he's short, innit.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:53, Reply)
Sharp as tack you are

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:56, Reply)
It's a strange day when I'm not the weakest link, but I'll take it where I can.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:06, Reply)
WTF is going on?
I don't remember going out last night so I can't still be drunk
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:51, Reply)
It's all gone menkle in here.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:52, Reply)
It would seem so, yes
I feel like I've gone back in time somewhat
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:52, Reply)
beware the y2k bug!!

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:54, Reply)
I got flu
You are right to remind me
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:55, Reply)
Me too.
It was shit, I felt like death and celebrated the millennium by going to bed at nine o'clock.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:14, Reply)
I got pissed on vodka and red bull and fell into a Christmas tree

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:20, Reply)
I feel as though I should go back to lurking on qotw.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:55, Reply)
Nooooooooooooooo!
We can't lose any more people
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:55, Reply)
I meant in the spirit of this 'ghosts of beta past' business.
I was not an active participant when most of these people used to post.
But I thank you for your support during these difficult times, sporto.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:57, Reply)
*ruffles hair*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:58, Reply)
b3ta ghost day.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:52, Reply)
woo

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:53, Reply)
On the contrary
when you don't remember going out last night, that's when you're REALLY drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:53, Reply)
Even then I normally remember something
and my tongue feels like Ghandi's flipflop
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:55, Reply)
Isn't this because you started at lunchtime?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:00, Reply)
In my defence I also finished at lunchtime

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:00, Reply)
+ the following day.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:04, Reply)
Pubs aren't open yet :o(

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:05, Reply)
I thought Wetherspoons opened at 7am?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:08, Reply)
*leaves sportscow shaped cloud*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:19, Reply)
EVERYBODY important takes note of my FB ! =D

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:08, Reply)
Well, I for one am finding it less shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:57, Reply)
This must be disastrous for you
I suggest looking in your "special" freezer
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:59, Reply)
A definite improvement

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:59, Reply)
I suppose once we all left
the bar for what's funny was lowered and you were finally appreciated.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:01, Reply)
You'd think so, wouldn't you?
But no. They just started bullying me instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:03, Reply)
shut it moth-boy

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:03, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:04, Reply)
You whiney gallic bastard.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:06, Reply)
is it 2010?
marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:01, Reply)
except this time my boss is fine with me being on b3ta...

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:02, Reply)
your boss sounded like a total cunt
presumably the new boss must be EVEN WORSE
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:03, Reply)
DIE.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:04, Reply)
so i'm a fat northern tart
and poor kitty is a dull boring northern tart.......

it's lucky we love you anyway, you cute ickle wickle schnookums
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:05, Reply)
You are ace by comparison to that fucking moaning dullard.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:08, Reply)
Worst case of hate boner ever

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:11, Reply)
He's gone too far, he's commited now, it would be creepy if he pulls out.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:43, Reply)
Rapest Comment Ever.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:43, Reply)
I think your boss would rather you do all the cleaning
Maybe have dinner on the table for when he gets back from work?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:11, Reply)
he does keep telling me it's business time.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:27, Reply)
is it still fluffy?
Will the terrible bullying end?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:06, Reply)
Aye up !
Oh, I was just making a playlist of all my favorite songs to listen to in auterm, including a bit of Gabrielle, Billie Mayers and Lisa Loeb... and my favorite emplowered women comes along ! What a coincidence !
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:05, Reply)
hai gonz!
Don't forget Madison Avenue with their classic hit Don't Call Me Baby. That's my ringtone.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:29, Reply)
0o0o0o0o0oh, on YouTube'ing it, I remember this.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:42, Reply)
Oh man, I've had a conference call and missed all the fun.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:09, Reply)
I've been mistaken for bella.
I don't think this day can get any worse.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:10, Reply)
Did AA try and push his greasy cocktail weiner into you?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:10, Reply)
Sorry about that.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:29, Reply)
Perhaps they'll do it again next year?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:10, Reply)
battered seems to be having some sort of breakdown

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:11, Reply)
Not in the slightest. I am simply communicating my feelings for a change.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:12, Reply)
"communicating your feelings"?!
Definitely a breakdown. Come on everyone, group hug.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:14, Reply)
Keep your hands off me!

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:15, Reply)
That's not my hand

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:16, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:17, Reply)
That's been on the cards for a long time now though.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:13, Reply)
I am an oasis of tranquility.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:13, Reply)
Well he did flounce after Kristine said something to him.
He doesn't like good people.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:13, Reply)
I flounced for more than that. I have enjoyed being back. Until today.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:14, Reply)
THIS USER IS RIUNINN MY INTERNET EXPERIENCE

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:18, Reply)
Used or customer?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:21, Reply)
He's a customer of the website,
he's entitled to his own internet experience.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:21, Reply)
Too slow old woman.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:22, Reply)
what K actually say?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:15, Reply)
I get on fine with him though...
Ah.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:16, Reply)
Didn't Kristine upset you as well?
She's such a horrid bully.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:17, Reply)
Nah, K's sound
I upset myself. I do that a lot.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:19, Reply)
But.... but...
THATS OUR JOB!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:23, Reply)
You, in particular, are shite at that particular job

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:27, Reply)
This is true
I have the "Diet Coke" of insults
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:28, Reply)
Everyone is baldmonkey.
Except the ones that are Bou.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:23, Reply)
ahh Bou
singlehandedly ruining b3ta for the rest of South Africa
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:31, Reply)

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