You missed nothing
And everyone is shit.

In other news, I have to write 12000 words by Friday night. To make it slightly more difficult, they have to be coherent English.
I am screwed.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:30, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

is this why you're up so early?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:31, Reply)

No, I'm chauffeuring the old man this morning.
Currently parked outside the Doctors'.

Morning can kiss my pasty Scottish arse.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:33, Reply)

'Pasty' rhyming with hasty or as in 'Cornish'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:34, Reply)

The former.
My arse has never been filled with meat and two veg.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:35, Reply)

1 cucumber was enough, it seems.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:40, Reply)

Haven't you two actually had sex though?
That means that it's funny because it's true. Also, gross.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:43, Reply)

No.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:43, Reply)

I thought you'd slept with all the fatties on here?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:45, Reply)

No.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:47, Reply)

He hasn't slept with me...

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:50, Reply)

oh wait am I thinking of bella?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:43, Reply)

I really fancy eating a roll now for some reason.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:44, Reply)

If you're confusing Bella and B3th
you either need to drink more, or a lot, lot, less.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:46, Reply)

which one does it insult more?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:51, Reply)

you, I suspect. Or all of us.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:52, Reply)

Really?
Shittest companion ever. Still, I suppose he'll give the Doctor time to escape when he sees a Dalek and has a heart attack at them.
( Kroney, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:37, Reply)

Couldn't be any worse than Bonnie Langford.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:38, Reply)

What car do you have?
Why don't you go in to the doctors and take advantage of all the fantastic magazines they have on offer?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:37, Reply)

Is it even possible for a Scotch to produce coherent English?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:35, Reply)

Probably not
On account of how 'a Scotch' is a drink.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:40, Reply)

'A Scottish' then.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:44, Reply)

You mean a "Scot"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:46, Reply)

Don't be ridiculous.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:49, Reply)