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My wife is fat.

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:55, 6 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Emvee told me this.
It made him look really good on the internet.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:01, Reply)
It could have been worse
he could have been photographing lego stormtroopers sticking out of some poor bint's mimsy.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:02, Reply)
sorry, wot?

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:03, Reply)
NSFW
ileftmytoysout.tumblr.com/
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:04, Reply)
You might want to label that NSFW

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:07, Reply)
You might want to label it NSFA.
Although my post above should pretty much make that clear.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:07, Reply)
I can't even make it a proper link :(
But you are right.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:07, Reply)
I may not open that at work...

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:07, Reply)
Save it for when Mrs Ape goes out and you are having some "me time"

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:08, Reply)
best not, old chap. best not.
It'd be hugely embarrasing to pick up a written warning for such rubbish porn.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:09, Reply)
Was the thing he left them out of his pram by any chance?

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:10, Reply)
NO ACTUALLY HE HAS A BRILLIANT LIFE AND MAKES FILMS THAT WIN AWARDS AND THAT

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:14, Reply)
Also, your wife is fat.

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:14, Reply)
Hahahaha

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:20, Reply)
textbook

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:26, Reply)
Perfect technique there and it's just carried away to the boundary there Henry, no effort at all, he just waited for that one and then played it beautifully.

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:36, Reply)
He has a tumblr.
"I left my toys out" - supposedly erotic photos involving, I dunno, toys and cartoon characters and that.

The first time he was being trolled for it, months ago, I had a look, genuinely unaware of how odd it might be, and third picture down from the top was a lego figure poking out of a set of shaved labia. As, I believe, you do.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:05, Reply)
obvs!

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:07, Reply)
I tell you, when I can never find my limited edition lego imperial guard
the first place I look is up the wife's vajoo.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:09, Reply)
It's blocked on my phone, but I'll have a look later.

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:08, Reply)
is your phone bent?

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:09, Reply)
What a loser
Lego isn't even in my top ten favourites
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:16, Reply)
or what YM calls "friday night"

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:18, Reply)
She's more a meccano woman.
especially now.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:21, Reply)
My hair is orange

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:01, Reply)
You horrible troll.

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:01, Reply)
horrible *misogynist* troll

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:04, Reply)
So your story is that your wife is fat.

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:02, Reply)
LIES on the internet

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:02, Reply)
Oh man, you've been exposed !

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:12, Reply)
i remember when i thought you were a bird
that was a long time ago
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:17, Reply)
i liked it when everyone thought chompy was a girl

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:28, Reply)

a girl dead

me too
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:33, Reply)

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