Did someone mention fat birds?
Just so you know, I've been keeping a very stern eye on proceedings this morning, and I'm taking a very dim view of things. Possibly cataracts, I'm not sure.

Alt: I'm fucking shit hot at acting. If I hadn't gone to a very traditional grammar school that looked down on that sort of thing, I might have studied it. I bet I would have made a proper drama school wanker.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:46, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

k sl
a very stern eye on proceedings
taking a
view of things. Possibly cataracts, I'm not sure.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:48, Reply)

Look, this hilarious strikethrough took a lot of effort and you lot have just ignored it.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:09, Reply)

I apologise if I upset you with my comment yesterday
it was all said in jest. It's the internet innit!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:50, Reply)

*blank stare*
Sorry, if you said something mean, I must have missed it. Or not cared. One or the other.

Internet, however, is srs bsns.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:51, Reply)

He said something nasty about your lady la-la.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:53, Reply)

why has that term made me giggle?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:55, Reply)

Because, as a woman, you don't have a very well developed sense of humour?
Or because you are genetically programmed to giggle coquettishly when a man makes a statement so that he will find you more attractive?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:56, Reply)

Surely I could achieve the same thing by just carrying a paper bag round with me?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:02, Reply)

becasue you are awake 7 hours earlier than normal andare feelinga little wired?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:56, Reply)

Because you are a discerning woman that appreciates wit and repartee in it's highest form.
You are very welcome.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:56, Reply)

The other explanations seem more plausible.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:57, Reply)

You have to keep the mods sweet, Tangles.
Even if all good mods are dead.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:58, Reply)

: (
I'm only *nearly* dead.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:01, Reply)

That is soo hot.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:02, Reply)

It was more your 'wit and repartee in its highest form' that I was questioning.
Also, I misplaced your comma and read this as you calling me as 'sweet Tangles', which made my winky feel funny.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:03, Reply)

Hahahahahaha!
Right, lunch for Daddy Stunned.

Curry and the gorgeous gallon.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:05, Reply)

You're meeting Marc Almond for lunch?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:06, Reply)