Hey guys! GUYS!!! OVER HERE!!!!!!!!
GUYS!!!!!

Not really, I got nothing. LITERALLY, BECAUSE I AM POOR!!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:57, 55 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Put it away boyce

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:58, Reply)

That is a witty post

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:59, Reply)

I haven't been on the popular page for ages.
I can only assume that the quality of my posts is so high that people withold their votes for something exceptional.
Where as Naked ape's post gets on the popular page because he didn't say anything actualy retarded.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:07, Reply)

jealousy is such an ugly trait in a person

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:10, Reply)

Looking at it just now, it has clearly been a hilarious week.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:11, Reply)

vintage /OT

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:18, Reply)

Tell us something we don't know

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:58, Reply)

Am I too late to make a joke about French tanks reversing?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:59, Reply)

Never too late for that.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:00, Reply)

I disagree.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:02, Reply)

They do usually reverse rather earlier

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:04, Reply)

That's because they are an hour ahead.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:10, Reply)

This is genius.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 15:39, Reply)

Yes.
Soz.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:00, Reply)

*waves white flag and a baguette*

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:04, Reply)

Gershwin's discarded first draft.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:59, Reply)

Sorry for your loss, Monty:
thequietus.com/articles/10920-huw-lloyd-langton-dies-aged-61
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:03, Reply)

Oh man that's really made me sad.
He was a lovely bloke and a great musician.

Oh fucking hell that's made a shit day even worse.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:11, Reply)

Oh fucking hell. I'm v sad to hear this.
Only 61 too.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:17, Reply)

I feel bad now.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:18, Reply)

god tangles is sucha prick, i HATE him

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:18, Reply)

FUCKING DAY-RUINING CUNT

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:18, Reply)

Don't worry, I've bought us all a lottery ticket to cheer you up.
We'll all gather round at Todd's tomorrow night for the results.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:19, Reply)

Actual officelol from me here
This is easily the best post on here today
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:29, Reply)

hahaha!
click
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:35, Reply)

i'm in half a mind to drive to Wolverhampton and slap him sillly
but that would mean visiting"the north" *shudder*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:21, Reply)

I like how he was all "snee snee snee London doesn't have any poverty does it? Snee snee"
in the last thread, when he's all from Coventy or some other God-awful hellhole.
( Kroney, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:25, Reply)

*sneezes*

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:35, Reply)

*wanders over*
Hi, I am also poor. Mostly because of xmas present buying.

Is it too late to talk about lunch? I'm thinking of having lunch.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:03, Reply)

Sorry, you're too late.
You'll have to wait for a dinner thread now.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:04, Reply)

Breakfast, surely?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:05, Reply)

I had a can of soup :o(

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:11, Reply)

I had beef in blackbean sauce, it was nommy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:18, Reply)

I am poor, but i am doing my expenses, which will result ina "windfall" of about £350

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:05, Reply)

£200 and £800 overtime
\o/
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:09, Reply)

winna

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:10, Reply)

Oh yeah
Have a "nice" round trip to Northampton to do soon which will add to the expenses
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:12, Reply)

the expenses my depression
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:13, Reply)

Northampton = shit hole

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:25, Reply)

me and your bird = shit hole.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 15:46, Reply)

You'll only spend it all on side plates

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:22, Reply)

I've got plenty thank you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:22, Reply)

I am really genuinely confused by this one.
I thought that's what everyone called them. I've never heard of side plates being called anything different.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:26, Reply)

I'm not at all posh like you and Nakers and I call them side plates.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:27, Reply)

Chompy's hardly a yokel either.
It's really fucking weird.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:29, Reply)

What else are you supposed to call them?

( Kroney, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:31, Reply)

"small plates"
I think he might be some sort of vocabulary retard
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:32, Reply)

this is where I am confused as well...
I bet Chompy hates the "alight here" signs, why can't they say "get off the train here" like a normal person would say?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:30, Reply)

He thinks that's where he can smoke

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:34, Reply)

Y ou will all be pleased to hear that I managed the gorgeous gallon.
I am awesome.

And fat.

And near death.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 15:44, Reply)