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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Fucking hell!What is the most you've spent on a present? I've just shelled out £195 for a pair of fucking Ugg boots
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Best/worst present you've sent or received.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 13:39,
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Who are you buying Ugg boots for?Because most people I know hate them.
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Mrs Cow specifically asked for a pairwhich they ONLY sell in Schuh....for £195
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 13:42,
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My girlfriend asked for something with owls on, costs less than a tenner.(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 13:49, Reply)
I thought it might be funny to get her things with "owl" in the name. Like a tea towel etc, then I realised It wouldn't be funny so I thought about something else.
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It's quite hard to buy presents for someone who can make hundreds of pounds an hour in cash.(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 13:58, Reply)
i can imaginestill one can never have too many nipple tassels
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:00,
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Ugg boots are shit.I spent about 400 quid last year so ladypig and her mate could go ride horses in the new forest for the weekend.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 13:42,
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oh you, that was hilarious.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 13:53,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qt0_oPPK6eA
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:29,
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take them back and and buy some from herewww.kiwi-sheepskins.com/?gclid=CKOO4fD7j7QCFXHLtAodbywAtA
They are much better made and cheaper.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 13:43,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1804438
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 13:45,
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probbaly taking the misses on holiday, does that count?Or if wedding shit counts then the engagement ring and honeymoon I guess
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 13:47,
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If that counts then yeah, definitely the engagement ring.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 13:48,
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Recently?About £300 on underwear for badgerwife's birthday. I might have spent more before, I can't remember to be honest.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 13:48,
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Yes, and much shitter.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 13:56,
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Silly Jeff. Pink socks are for me, not ladybadger.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 13:56,
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Depends how hard you kidneypunch her after the violent bumming TBH(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:02,
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about to spend a couple hundred i think Alt once when I was feeling very down and shit was going bad I got a bottle of perfume in the mail
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:01,
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I bought the missus, in what I like to declare as a triumph of misogyny and male triumphalism, a sewing machine for her birthday a few years agoIt was one of those overlocker things, cost the best part of 200 nicker if memory serves. And I shelled out for a trip to Stratford to see Matilda with various lucrative romantic flourishes after TWL.
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My Mother seems to be addicted to the shopping networks.Every Christmas and birthday I receive an even more useless present like Bluetooth handsfree kit for the car (My car has it all built in) a massive oil painting of masai warriors and other fairly useless offerings. I just don't have the heart to tell her not to bother
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:08,
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About three years ago we just started telling each other what we want. Makes christmas shopping so much easier, christmas day less shit.
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I'm a
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:30,
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\o/At last I got it right
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:31,
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I once bought my (now ex) wife a carThat was in the days when I was earning a shitload - more than I have since!
Alt: Best present was a full set of reloading kit from the states.
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How much were you earning? That's a lot of money to spend on a present.(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:12, Reply)
He didn't say a new oneWe shelled out £1000 for a car for an 18th birthday present
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:14,
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Only paid half cash - got the rest on a loanThe earnings were 'quite comfortable' but the bonuses were exteremely good. The opportunity wouldn't arise again though as we were using really cheap manufacturing in Bulgaria and Ukraine to make stuff for the UK. The eastern bloc's not so cheap now
EDIT: As above - it wasn't new, 3 year old Alfa 156
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£120 on gig tickets for a girlfriendTurns out she couldn't even go to the gig, fuck.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:22,
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Was for Panic At The Disco on their first UK tour, I wanted to surprise her and her brother with ticketsThey sold out near instantly, meaning I had to resort to eBay. She was thrilled with the tickets, but it turned out it was parents evening for her, meaning she couldn't go (we were both 17 at the time).
Fuck.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:26,
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probably for the best Panic! at the disco are fucking shit(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:30,
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I know, hence why I was buying tickets for the two of them, rather than having to go myself.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:33,
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lusty's folks giving us a holiday was up there with the best(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:28,
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my in laws have taken me skiing several times, which is incredibly good value(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:32,
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This meant they sat on either side of you wanking, doesn't it?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:51,
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I spent £370 on a laptop for my wife for her birthday once.(I know the exact figure as I stumbled across the receipt last night) a few days later we split up. luckily this was still a few days before her birthday.
needless to say I had the last laugh.
I still use that lappy to this day and if it lasts another year it'll have lasted longer than my marriage.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:33,
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Schoolboy error on her partalways wait until after major gifting events to break up.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:35,
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well, not really her fault, while it was her that started the argument it was me that walked out and then refused to come back.About the only time I have been the one to end a relationship trivia fans.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:37,
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it fucking was positive!best computer I've ever owned, very good but on my part. even better was when she took back the Christmas prezzie she'd got me out of spite, it was well shit and I was glad to be rid.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:39,
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I still have most of the bottle of this from last Christmaswww.jamesonwhiskey.com/Our-Whiskeys/Jameson-Reserves/Jameson-18-Year-Old-Limited-Reserve.aspx
I still think its a cool present
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:34,
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A TEN YEAR OLD LADDIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:54,
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18 years come on Monts I'm no Drink peadoPlus it's Irish whiskey
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:59,
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alt: The best of Superstars in dvd.I never get bored of watching keegan fall off his bike.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:37,
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i've paid for weekends away etc, but the thing there is that i get to enjoy them too, so am not sure it countsprobably on my dad; my brothers and i took him away for the weekend when he bought our flats, and that was about £750 each. but compared to what he gives us, fuck-all of course.
the ex's birthday present was about £300 last year. that's about it really.
alt: best - my dad pays for my christmas holiday, which is pretty fucking excellent. worst - nothing sticks out, but i hate it when you get generic thoughtless present, like handcream and bodywash or something.
can i also just say that i bought a really nice looking sandwich for lunch: artisan bread with pesto and mozzarella and evil tomatoes. as i opened it to surgically remove said tomatoes of death, i found a fucking curly black hair just coiled up on the mozzarella and looking at me. raaaaaank.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:39,
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thoe presents aren't thoughtlessthey are subtle and tactful
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:40,
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they are dull as fuckbut when i was younger and earned no money, i was sometimes guilty of recycling them, therefore perpetuating the cycle of shit thoughtless generic gifts
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:41,
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Nakers needs to get himself a catfish as a petwww.youtube.com/watch?v=UZwPG_x6QEk
No more pigeon problems.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:44,
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what on earth did you google to find that?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:45,
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Just browsing various "weird stuff on t'internet" websitesin this case www.boingboing.net
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:47,
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I went catfish fishing in Africa once, fucking gald I didn't catch anything now(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:50,
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Fucking hellCat by name Cat by nature
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:49,
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I like that it refers to them as freshwater killer whalesMakes them seem dead hard whereas I always thought they were a bit dopey and shit.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:51,
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I aint done got no sound, speakers broken on the PCSadtimes 8(
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:53,
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it would also make them mammals and not fish(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:56,
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They hardly need to be an orcato catch a bloody pigeon, though.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:07,
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