145,000 signed the petition objecting to gay marriage in churches.
In the 2001 census 391,000 people said they were Jedi.

One lot are dismissed as idiots, the other lot are Jedi.

LOL111!!!onety!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:21, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

No.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:23, Reply)

I suppose you WANT gay people getting married in a house of god.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:25, Reply)

fuck yes
why shouldn't they be as miserable as everyone else?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:26, Reply)

Because that is OUR misery.
They can get their own.

BIBLE FERRETS GO HOME.

Tbh, it leaves more women priest totty for us real men.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:36, Reply)

says the UNMARRIED man

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:49, Reply)

I am married aksherly.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:53, Reply)

I'm struggling to see
why they want to get married in a place whose people seem to hate them so much.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:27, Reply)

Funnily enough, it's possible to be both a chutney ferret and a bible basher.
A sort of bible ferret I suppose.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:28, Reply)

Haaaaaaahahahahahaha
Chutney bashers? Actually no - that doesn't work.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:31, Reply)

My brother is going to love this turn of phrase.
Bring on Xmas dinner!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:32, Reply)

How about
"praying uphill"?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:36, Reply)

I know, but if a particular church has a majority of queer-bashers as members?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:32, Reply)

If I were a gay I'd want to get married there.
Like when the BNP was forced to open their application policy to allow in forrins - I think a load of forrins should have signed up, and voted for one as King Of The BNP or whatever.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:38, Reply)

That would have been lol

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:40, Reply)

in the land of the blind the one eyed man is king

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:46, Reply)

Is this a threat to go and blind all of the BNP?
It won't work, forrins smell funny, so they will still be able to be racists.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 13:01, Reply)

It is currently against the law for a parish church to refuse to marry anyone in that parish.
Male & female, combination bible ferret or whatever.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:37, Reply)

Even homo's?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:40, Reply)

Yep.
That's what makes this amendment in the Equality Bill a bit of a joke.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:43, Reply)

This.
I don;t even see why gays should get married apart from the legality if they have been together years and have property etc.

I may be a homosexual homophobe :/
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:49, Reply)