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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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I once fingered a girl on the dancefloor of a club in hove.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:24,
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there's a whole thread in this
i once fingered a girl in a doorway near tottenham Court Road
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:25,
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I fingered a girl in the Hung Drawn and Quartered about 5 years ago.
She was hammered.
We were asked to leave.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:28,
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Hang on, Bill also did this once
Are you actually Bill?
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Bazongaloid, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:29,
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Nah, there was a line.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:31,
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I knew a woman once.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:26,
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So she was YOUR woman?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:31,
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There can be only one.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:38,
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And now she's your wife
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PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:27,
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Nah, she married someone else.
She did unfriend me on facebook though.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:29,
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Probably because you kept writing "remember when I fingered you on the dancefloor in hove?" on her wall.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:30,
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Spiller/Groovejet less successful b side
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:38,
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Ooooo, so close.
We could have accepted either Sophie ELlis Bextor, or even the Arctic Monkeys, but sadly, you're wrong.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:40,
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You fingered Vipros?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:30,
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Nah, it was Darth
I posted a picture of it on off topic
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Bazongaloid, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:37,
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Typical women, get what they want and then fuck off; you must feel so used.
It's like kicking a bird out your house after a blow job, or being kicked out the house after listening to their "feelings'.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:33,
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Gonz
How many times have you kicked a bird out of your house after a blow job?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:39,
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I'm totally nicking this as a QOTW suggestion idea
I mean, loads of people would be all over a thread about dancefloor-diddlings.
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Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:53,
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