Just remembered a good post-Christmas do for-shame moment
My boss walked into his hotel room that he was sharing to find his mate hanging out the back of the secretary - both were fast asleep mid-coitus
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:51, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

what did he do?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:51, Reply)

Left them to it and slept in another room

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:54, Reply)

i bet he had a quick danger wank

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:56, Reply)

Who wouldn't have done?
Afternoon all.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:58, Reply)

Hi B3th, had a nice Birthday?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 16:00, Reply)

Apart from Monty's horrendous bullying, yes I have, thank you.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 16:01, Reply)

x x x x

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 16:32, Reply)

They have all flounced
Monty
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 16:33, Reply)

Can you blame us?
He's an awful cad.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 16:39, Reply)

HAHAHAHAHAH
Come here b3th time for BUMPS all 39 of them
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 16:41, Reply)

I say, bit rum of you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 16:43, Reply)

Rum?
Sounds like a good idea.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 16:49, Reply)

I fackin love golden rum
Sadly I favour the Mount Gay brand.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 17:14, Reply)

happy birthday to b3th happy birthday to b3th
etc
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 16:53, Reply)

Eve's Cavy
I think most of them have fucked off home
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 16:54, Reply)

i assume so
how are you mr hh
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 16:56, Reply)

Happy birthday missy

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 16:01, Reply)

She is quite cheeky
He is not

Just spunk in her hair then leave
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 16:00, Reply)

There was this Christmas do at Leamington Spa,
those of us not from there stopped at a hotel and one of the girls who was quite drunk got out of bed thinking she was at home and went out the room for a pee starker’s, locking herself out of her room, I bet the night porter still has a copy off the video to this day (PS she looked like a blonde version of Kelly Brook with same chest size).
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 16:03, Reply)

Yeah, this absolutely happened.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 16:10, Reply)

It did I was fast asleep and saw nothing though :(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 16:11, Reply)

Unfortunately the little copse of trees at the top of JIMMY FUCKING HILL
blocked your view, more like.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 17:13, Reply)

?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 18:27, Reply)

And when you woke you from this your mum had left a cup of tea beside the bed.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 17:25, Reply)

I think if I was going to make up stuff, I would have been more inventive than this.

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 18:31, Reply)