*writes shit musical*

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:20, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

is there any other kind?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:22, Reply)

Nope.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:23, Reply)

correct answer

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:24, Reply)

ooh, harsh...
There are some good ones...

There's...um...the one with..., surely...

Nope. You may be right after all.

Although I booked tickets to The Book Of Mormon, I'm hoping that is different.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:27, Reply)

I was curious about that one.
I actually rather enjoyed "Wicked"
(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:29, Reply)

I did see 'Wicked', but all I really remember was that Gin & Tonic was very expensive, so I'm not qualified to pass judgement.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:29, Reply)

ur ghey

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:30, Reply)

All over ur face!

(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:33, Reply)

I read this as "I have homosexual tendencies"

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:38, Reply)

Oliver!
I like that one.

I knew there had to be at least one.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:28, Reply)

you just like that bit where Oliver tries to touch his bumhole with his cock

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:29, Reply)

More!

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:29, Reply)

that's not gruel

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:30, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:31, Reply)

'please sir'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:30, Reply)

Oliver! has to be one of the worst.
Quite apart from the fact that Dickens is utterly shit, Lionel Bart's songs are arse-drippingly trite aural vomit.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:40, Reply)

And "Jerry Springer: The Opera" was excellent.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:33, Reply)

Sorry about yesterday scarpers.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:38, Reply)

Not a second thought, my man, don't worry about it.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:39, Reply)

I am much calmer today,

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:42, Reply)

Good. good. I was worried about your heart.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:45, Reply)

And yes, just as I hit 'post this message'
I realised that there's a massive clue in the title 'Jerry Springer: The Opera' as to why it's not a valid counter point to 'all musicals are shit'.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:39, Reply)

I suspect that most opera is not great either, but it is not something I have listened to a great deal of.
It gets away with a lot by being in Italian or German though.
Have you ever heard English operas?
Oh my god the libretti are dreadful.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:42, Reply)

Opera is a heap of 'emperor's new clothes' shit.
Fucking Italian peasant entertainment with 'plots' as shit as Shakespeare's comedies and that fucking dismal bellowing.

It's shit. Wagner excepted.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:45, Reply)

You know he was deeply ashamed of his association with your heroes?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:46, Reply)

Right Said Fred?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:47, Reply)

Se'sly?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:51, Reply)

Nazilolz aside I don't mind old Waggers.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:53, Reply)

Well, Jerry Springer wasn't in Hindi...

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:45, Reply)

I meant proper operas
and also I'm not really paying attention.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:49, Reply)

It is a proper opera, just a modern proper opera.
I want to keep saying the phrase 'proper opera' now.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:51, Reply)

Some say that only the Italians did opera properly.
So consider 'proper wop opera'
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:53, Reply)

I like the one about the Roman Burger King
Proper Wop Whopper Opera.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:55, Reply)

Nah, that's just silly.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:01, Reply)

I should very much like to hear Jonathan Ross say that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:57, Reply)

that his final goodbye as he draws a long agonising death rattle breath
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:59, Reply)

I just had a little office chuckle to myself trying to say that in Ross' voice.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:00, Reply)

where is the line drawn between opera and musical?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:43, Reply)

At about the £200 a ticket mark.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:47, Reply)

If it's got music in it, and it's in a theatre, it is shit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:51, Reply)

*displays arch hypocrisy and betrays a lifetime of smug principles by cosying up to Lloyd Webber in exchange for money and status*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:25, Reply)

Fuck off, Sarah Brightman.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:28, Reply)

*loses heart to a starship trooper*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:31, Reply)