Do you think this is enough of an excuse to make sausages in blankets tonight?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:58, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Yes, yes I do

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:58, Reply)

And I better buy a bottle of bourbon to make a marinade as well I guess.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:00, Reply)

deffo
i wish i had some gin, i really fancy some gin tonight. maybe I'll buy some gin on the way home.
Gin.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:00, Reply)

I bought a nice new bottle of sherry
I had to try it the other night. It was a good purchase.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:03, Reply)

I'm not sure I have ever drunk sherry
it has such an old woman aura about it. I guess your's was dry though
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:05, Reply)

Proper sherry from spain
It's a fortified wine like port, only it tends to be a lot sharper. Good sherry goes well with salted almonds. Cream sherry can eat my weeping anus.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:08, Reply)

what a lovely picture you paint
with sound
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:09, Reply)

*chortle*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:25, Reply)

Matusalem Old Oloroso Sherry is one of the nicest drinks on earth,
I defy anyone but the mentally retarded not to love it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:26, Reply)

i don't like it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:31, Reply)

This made me laugh.
It may just be the bitter laugh of recognition of actually living with that thought process though.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:05, Reply)

*cries*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:06, Reply)

LOLZ

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:07, Reply)

GIN

( Kroney, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:07, Reply)

Hey - only two weeks to go!
I'm really impressed you've managed to keep at it.

I might have another go next year.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:12, Reply)

wot?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:14, Reply)

She means taking photo's, not sobriety.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:33, Reply)

Lusty reckons they're good.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:37, Reply)

Your photos I mean
Not just photos in general.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:49, Reply)

Sausages in blankets are excellent

(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:59, Reply)

where do you stand on the issue of devils on horseback or even more controversial angels on horseback?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:00, Reply)

What are angles on horseback?
I love devils on horseback.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:03, Reply)

oysters innit or maybe scallops
EDIT: no it's definately oysters
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:03, Reply)

Oysters would be "fucking shit".
Scallops would be a bit of a waste, plus yould have to eat them really fresh, whereas you can make a whole load of devils and it doesn't matter if they get a bit cool.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:04, Reply)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angels_on_horseback
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:05, Reply)

Just read that
in Merkin land their pigs in blankets are actually sausage rolls.

And wikipedia also suggests stuffing your prune or date with mango chutney before wrapping in bacon.

Now that sounds good.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:07, Reply)

might be too sweet
although i fucking love mango chutney
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:08, Reply)

I've heard you're a bit of a chutney ferret.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:11, Reply)

i'd chutney your ferret

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:13, Reply)

Phwoar!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:13, Reply)

Wait, so what are chipolatas wrapped in bacon called?

( Kroney, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:08, Reply)

jew cocks

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:09, Reply)

lol

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:10, Reply)

I think Gonz used parma ham...

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:10, Reply)

That reminds me, I need to buy some nails and four by two on the way home.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:11, Reply)

Holy shit.
I did not mean that the way I just realised it reads.

It was supposed to just be a shitty joke about Jewsons, not some crucifixtion thing.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:12, Reply)

HAHAHAHA
I took it as crucifixtion
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:12, Reply)

Me too

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:13, Reply)

Officelol
You are also aware of the cockney rhyming slang angle on this, right?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:13, Reply)

Well, yes, actually, but I'd forgotten that too until you just reminded me of it.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:14, Reply)

That's the way I read it.
Then I remembered that it's Two by Four, not Four by Two.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:15, Reply)

Yes b3th, 'two by four' rhymes with 'Jew'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:18, Reply)

Oh, I meant 'two bt four' - 'whore'
Is that not where you were going?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:20, Reply)

Christ b3th just go back to bed will you?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:28, Reply)

it's been a long day

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:30, Reply)

I'm not

( Kroney, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:15, Reply)

You should ask Barry

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:16, Reply)

i really hope this is true

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:12, Reply)

I hoping this makes the popular page, just for out of context lolz

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:13, Reply)

Yes!
Im doing some sprouts in pancetta because I can.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:59, Reply)