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MONTY BOYCE AMA
Go on, fill yer boots.
(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:17, 192 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
What does AMA mean?

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:17, Reply)
Ask me anything.

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:18, Reply)
Ok, thanks.
What doesn AMA mean?
(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:21, Reply)
Why does lusty put up with you?

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:18, Reply)
I know things about her which would have her banged up in seconds.

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:19, Reply)
I think that might be mutual

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:19, Reply)
I KNEW it

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:20, Reply)
In jail or preggers?

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:25, Reply)
BOTH

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:30, Reply)
Had you even heard of a 'reddit style AMA' before today?

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:18, Reply)
i hadn't
then again I've never been on reddit
(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:19, Reply)
I have heard of reddit.
How about THAT?
(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:21, Reply)
despite your withered visage you really are "down wit da kidz"

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:22, Reply)
Yes*



*no
(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:19, Reply)
what your pin number for the atm machine?

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:18, Reply)
Do I look like AA to you?

DON'T ANSWER THIS.
(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:20, Reply)
I think you'll have to wait for AAs AMA

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:20, Reply)
What are your middle names.

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:20, Reply)
Peregrine and StJohn

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:20, Reply)
lies.

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:21, Reply)
If you had full super mod powers, how many people would you ban?

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:21, Reply)
Six.

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:21, Reply)
which six

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:22, Reply)
ONE QUESTION EACH!

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:29, Reply)
if you coulkd only listen to one album for the rest of your life what would it be?

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:21, Reply)
Tough call but probably Hendrix Complete BBC Sessions

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:22, Reply)
if you could only take one MD for the rest of your life (including alcohol) what would it be?

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:23, Reply)
Cocaine.

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:29, Reply)
Was that bloke really beheaded?

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:22, Reply)
Stabbed to death definitely, I have doubts about the method of despatch.

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:23, Reply)
with a knife?

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:24, Reply)
Sword.
Not spoon.
(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:29, Reply)
i have a lovely new top on today
but it is made of wool and it is making me itch like a leper's cunt. how can i stop it?
(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:22, Reply)
take it off

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:23, Reply)
I'm not a doctor, but I think a tit-gaz would certainly alleviate some symptoms.

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:24, Reply)
soon your feet will burst out of your shoes and transform into hooves
you'll be a weresheep in wolves clothing or something I gave up halfway through. something about flystrike
(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:37, Reply)
oh jesus, don't google image search flystrike

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:38, Reply)
can you stretch your cock far enough to shove it up your own arse?

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:23, Reply)
And if so, can your mother verify this?

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:24, Reply)
I'll ask her when she comes back with my cuppa.

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:24, Reply)
Dude, I use it as a draught excluder.

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:24, Reply)
And now it's only four foot four.

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:25, Reply)
Can you fix the search function?

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:23, Reply)
I'm afraid not.

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:24, Reply)
What was the conversation with your mother like when she told you she was a lezza?

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:24, Reply)
Excruciating yet strangely lol.
She used almost word-for-word the same bullshit my father tried when telling me he'd run off with wife no.2.
(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:25, Reply)
"It's not your fault, darling but....."

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:27, Reply)
Nah: 'I've got a "friend" '

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:29, Reply)
did she do the "clam jousting" sign with her fingers?

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:31, Reply)
No.

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:32, Reply)
it might have helped if she had visualised it for you

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:32, Reply)
Would you drink your own piss?

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:24, Reply)
In a survival situation, yes.

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:26, Reply)
Would you drink someone elses piss?

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:26, Reply)
Again?

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:32, Reply)
Ooh
Good answer. Very sensible.
(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:28, Reply)
How often to you & Stunned do the man love thing?

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:25, Reply)
NEVAR.

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:26, Reply)
there there stunner, i'm sure monty will make sweet love to you
Although I doubt he'll look at you during
(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:27, Reply)
He'll be looking at his own travel photocard.

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:28, Reply)
it's the most valuable thing that he owns
"preciouses travel card"
(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:29, Reply)
Every lunchtime without fail.

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:26, Reply)
Where the fuck are the mods who were so happy with the "step" hammer earlier this year?

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:25, Reply)
Busy.
Busy fingering kids, touching dogs and fucking Ringo's ropey missus.
(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:27, Reply)
If lusty was to pimp you out how much do you think you could get an hour?

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:26, Reply)
Three and six.

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:27, Reply)
... blokes at a time.

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:28, Reply)
Is pineapple on pizza a bit edgy, or just fucking sick?

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:26, Reply)
I can answer this one
fucking sick, fuck off
(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:27, Reply)
It is an abomination unto God.

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:27, Reply)
Pineapple and jellipnos are a fantastic combination for pizza

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:27, Reply)
Whats the most illegal thing you've ever done?

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:27, Reply)
Babysat a humungous stash that would have got me ten years.

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:28, Reply)
YM.

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:29, Reply)
No, me.

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:31, Reply)
I once visited a "salesman" and instead of his normal few ounces he had
4 or five pillow bag sized plastic bags full...we left quite quickly
(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:30, Reply)
Would you do it again? was it worth it?

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:32, Reply)
Probably. Yes, I got away with it and made a tidy sum.
(it was a very long time ago)
(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:35, Reply)
old lol.

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:41, Reply)
What do you hope to achieve with the rest of your life?
Assuming your lifestyle over the last 25 years doesn't kill you in the short term.
(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:29, Reply)
Happiness.
And a box set of The Walking Dead on 'Blu-Ray'
(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:31, Reply)
Is a owning classic Vauxhall a bit sad, or a bit alternative?

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:29, Reply)
Trick question!
There is no such thing.
(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:32, Reply)
Hang on Ken.
It depends what you get.
(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:33, Reply)
What will it take for you to stop doing drugs?

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:30, Reply)
an epileptic fit

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:30, Reply)
Worked for me!

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:31, Reply)
*gets hammer*
*gets on train to shoreditch or whatever shithole monty lives in*
(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:33, Reply)
Death.

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:31, Reply)
Why don't you get a driving license you fucking great Mary?

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:30, Reply)
I have no need of one.

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:31, Reply)
What would you do if your daughter begged and pleaded with you to stop doing drugs?

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:32, Reply)
Agree to split them with her, the cheeky tyke.

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:33, Reply)
Why do you dye your hair?

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:33, Reply)
Why won't you just dye?

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:33, Reply)
Will Billy Bragg ever tire of Maggie bashing?

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:33, Reply)
No chance on earth.
He will be utterly stumped for material when she dies.
(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:34, Reply)
Nah, he's busy doing Woody Guthrie covers now.

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:34, Reply)
i had a "maggie bash" into your wife's hair

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:34, Reply)
Do you think you'd beat Al in a fight?

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:33, Reply)
Piece of piss.

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:34, Reply)
I don't like this
:(
(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:34, Reply)
you just need to sit on him, then victory will be yours and you can celebrate witha nice big sea bream

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:35, Reply)
I do like a nice piece of fish

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:38, Reply)
Don't worry Al I've no intention of whupping yo' monkey ass any time soon.

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:36, Reply)
*wipes brow*
Phew!
(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:38, Reply)
i will pay you

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:38, Reply)
Oooo, that's a good one.

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:34, Reply)
*pacifistlols*

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:36, Reply)
Why haven't you made more of a success of yourself?

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:34, Reply)
Lack of self confidence.
A lack of practical ability leading to the former.
(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:37, Reply)
top 10 OT residents in order
worst 10 OT residents in order
(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:34, Reply)
you think there are 20 people left?

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:38, Reply)

NA
AA
monty
battered
swipe
q
aw
kronely
sporters
tangles
b3th
al
stunned
lighty
wilf
(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:40, Reply)

. 

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:42, Reply)
sorry piggy I got bored
your one of the best really. how's your day off going
(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:43, Reply)
in the pub now.
Sorted.
(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:01, Reply)
.

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:44, Reply)
you no longer register as you've been noncing welsh children

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:46, Reply)
Me x 10
You x 10
(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:38, Reply)
:( x 10

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:39, Reply)
Do you think Lusty would say yes if you proposed to her?

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:36, Reply)
Yes.

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:37, Reply)
Will she live to regret it?

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:38, Reply)
For at least a week.

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:41, Reply)
If you became invisible who would be the first b3tan you'd punch in the back of the head?

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:37, Reply)
Wilf.
With a bike.
(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:37, Reply)
office lol

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:38, Reply)
What is the single thing in your life that you are least proud of?

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:38, Reply)
This one I will not answer online. Sorry.

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:39, Reply)
PUSSY.

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:40, Reply)
His friendship with you.

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:42, Reply)
what's your favourite food to vomit?

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:38, Reply)
Bulgur wheat and sake.

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:39, Reply)
Is this thread massaging your ego sufficiently?

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:39, Reply)
Nearly there. Keep going.

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:39, Reply)
Stance on fox hunting? Traditional blood sport, or toffs murdering wildlife?

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:39, Reply)
I'm all for it.
Jolly good fun.
(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:40, Reply)
Have you ever met a b3tan for a drink only because you knew they'd buy you a drink?
Not because you wanted to see them.
(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:39, Reply)
Stunned cancelled last night so no.

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:40, Reply)
What would you do if your brother converted to Judaism?

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:39, Reply)
Once I'd finished pissing my fucking pants
I would crucify him.
(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:41, Reply)
You have to perform cunnilingus on either Margaret Beckett or YM's girlfriend. Who do you chose?

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:41, Reply)
3. SEPPUKU

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:41, Reply)
Who put the bomp in the bomp, bah bomp, bah bomp?

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:42, Reply)
Barry Mann

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:43, Reply)
If you worked in a serviced office with multiple businesses sited next to each other on the same floor
would you consider it appropriate to open your office door, play loud christmas music, get drunk and 11.30am and shout, cheer and clap very loudly on a Wednesday?
(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:42, Reply)
Not at all.
Firebomb them.
(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:43, Reply)
Fuck yes.

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:44, Reply)
Ken we've already established that you're a know nothing shit cunt
so kindly die in a house fire as naked ape has been promising to do for some time now.
(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:44, Reply)
I can't believe you're lumping me togetehr with ken oath :(

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:45, Reply)
If you lumped together you'd only need one house fire to get rid of the pair of you.

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:46, Reply)
i hope the christmas party spills over into your office

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:49, Reply)
Is meat really murder? What would we do with all the cows if everyone stopped eating them?

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:42, Reply)
No.
Fuck them good and proper.
(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:45, Reply)
What is your earliest memory?

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:43, Reply)
Bathing my sister who was born just after my third birthday

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:45, Reply)
nonce

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:46, Reply)
Was it the "best you ever had"

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:46, Reply)
Who should do the next AMA thread?

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:44, Reply)
Al.

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:45, Reply)
So what is your drug of choice?

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:46, Reply)
Is everybody really crazy about a sharp dressed man?

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:46, Reply)
Only the Beer Drinkers & Hell Raisers

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:49, Reply)
Not everyone, no.
Some prefer 'smart/casual'
(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 17:14, Reply)
GOT TO GO, FOLKS, BOSS IS BACK

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:46, Reply)
how convinient

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:47, Reply)
Would you consider running for political office?
What would be the first thing you would do as a person with POWER?
(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:48, Reply)
I'd do you with POWER
And then your mum
(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:50, Reply)
But how would this benefit the electorate?

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:51, Reply)

le ja

tor ul
(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:53, Reply)
Yes.
'No gays, flids or foreigns'
(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 17:13, Reply)
Objectivly, how do you think your life was different if you didn't enjoy drugs?

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:48, Reply)
I'd be even more bored with my existence than I am now.

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 17:13, Reply)
You have become CQ or Naked Ape for 24 hours. Suicide is not an option. Who do you chose to become?

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:52, Reply)
he's gone
idiot
(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:52, Reply)
Nakers all day long

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 16:21, Reply)

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